>>25273767
>getting advice from normalcucks
expect a lot of
JUST BE YOURSELF
BE CONFIDENT
LOL JUST SETTLE DOWN FOR LESS
DONT BE AUTISTIC

just read online carefully sort your shit out set up some goals and challenges for yourself, make a schedule connecting this shit with your life and you're good senpaitachi

compliments, be funny without being weird, eye contact, smile

>>25273833
That is not flirting you scum

Flirt (Verb) : to court triflingly or act amorously without serious intentions; play at love; coquet

>>25273872
okay then
whatever it is, it helps you get laid

>>25273833

That sounds more like having a normal conversation than flirting. Like, I do all of that shit with my grandmother.

>>25273951
welcome to flirting

don't forget rule #1 be attractive

Try and learn stuff about the person you're talking to, smile, pay attention, don't be pushy, after a little while of knowing things about them, stand a little closer, compliments on looks/wit/updates to their facebook/whatever.

Make the occasional sexual reference, see how they react (emphasis on occasional at first, don't want to risk freaking them out), and then, once you're sure they tolerate you, ask them to go somewhere with you. Don't call it a date, but it's totally a date.

Kaiba activated the virtual system to duel Yugi

Yugi uses the millenium puzzle to bring Yami out , he stands smugly.

Kaiba: Nani?
Yami: I believe in my grandfather's deck and I'll defeat you

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The duel begins1

Kaiva go first name was japanese too lazy

Yugi wing dragon guardian of the fortress

winged dragon attacks kaiba loses 200

Kaiba gets Saggi out

They explain basic math

Kaiba spell card, negative energy generator or something

Saggi attacks

DARK LIGHT!

Winged Dragon defeated, yugi loses 400

He got the right leg of the forbidden one, played monster in defense face down

DARK LIGHT!

Kaiba laugh

Yugi asks Kaiba if he believes in heart of cards

Yugi draws Gaia the Fierce Knight, randomly can chuck him out no problem

SPIRAL SHAVER!

Saggi down, Kaiba at 1300

Kaiba smug talk, classic

BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!

BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION!

Gaia down, Yugi at 900

Kaiba smug talk

Kaiba draws 2nd blue-eyes

Grandpa going to hospitall

I won't give up, Grandpa - Yugi

Swords of Revealing Light, Yugi has 3 turns to figure out the pieces of exodia

"How can I fight with these?"

Grandpa speaking in spirit telling him about the cards being like a puzzle piece to solve

EXODIA?

Does this deck contain Exodia?

Flashback with Grandpa explaining Exodia

No one has ever managed to gather all 5 cards

Yugi draws!

Four cards! 4 Pieces of the puzzle!

Kaiba Judgeman in defense

Dark Magician drawn, pulls em out

>>25273994
What are EXAMPLES of sexual references that are fairly safe to use.

BLACK MAGIC!

Judgeman down, Kaiba at 1000

Kaiba 3rd blue eyes

Dark Magician down, Yugi at 400

Yugi, draw your final card

Yugi doubting the chances of getting the final exodia piece

His faith in the heart of the cards wavering

Remembers the friendship symbol, friends in spirit believing in him

Sudden return of faith

Kaiba smug talk

He drew it!!! The head of the forbidden one! Exodia!

I've gathered all five cards!

Exodia is out!

Exodia!!

Kaiba looks like a skeleton, can't believe it

The fires of rage! Something I missed!

Exodia blasts em

Kaiba 0! Yugi wins! The blue eyes have been defeated!

Kaiba in disbelief

Kaiba I will destroy the evil in your heart

Yugi: MIND CRUSH!

Kaiba brain exploded

Grandpa wakes up in hospital

Pegasus is notified Kaiba lost in a duel, eye flashes

COMMRCIALS

Next episode: Jonouchi has started playing, can he keep up with grandpa training

Duel against a videotape?

Eh? A shadow game!?

Duel, standby!

END SONG

The flask glistens

Wait for me in the science classroom

If we put our cold hands together

and rub them together, they become warm

OKAY WORST SONG OF ALL TIME CAN'T DO ANYMORE

>>25273767
You can't get advice on stuff like this any more than you can get advice on medicine from soccer mom's

It's all just pseudo science where people just spout out some nonsense about what they may think is the cause for something happening.