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Holy shit anon why
Please tell us

There is interest, just post the fucking story you pants shitting fuck

>>25273581
It was a shart?

>>25273581
Tell us all about it anon. I'm interested

>hfw she noticed I shat my pants in the car ride back from the movie
its almost liked shes used to that sort of thing

tell me daddy

OP here. I'm at work and can only post sporadically but I'll start with this post.

>be me
>first time wagecuck
>parents forced me to get a job
>w/e work minimum wage at fast food place connected to a nearby mall
>qt (2pi radians / 2) comes in with shit tier gfs to get shakes (she is alpha roastie)
>so high on adrenaline of having to interact with customers for the first time in my life that I start some stupid bantz with her and her roastie posse
>to my utter surprise she is smiling and responding to me dialogue
>wtfwouldanormiedo.tiff
>ask her if she's seen star wars yet
>she says no and I ask her if she wants to go w/ me
>spaghettifordinner.wmv.exe
>she fucking says sure
>cell # achieved

Will post more when I get another break.

No
You will post it now you filthy wagecuck
CEO Goldbeg can go fuck himself

keeping this thread alive

I need to know more

FUCK YEAH, BUBBLEGUM CRISIS!

I'm back (OP here).

>text her a few times over the coming two days
>she responds and we are hitting it off
>set a date to go see star wars a couple days later
>cool it on texting her so as to not seem desperate
>start getting extremely anxious. really worried I'll blow it
>look at body in mirror.
>skinnyfatneet.bmp
>start panicking. try to do some push ups but can only do 1
>sweating bullets, sitting in my room. try to curl dictionary I find on my shelf
>thisisntgoongtowork.firefox.lnk
>start googling nearby gyms, find one close to my work

Be back soon my boss just arrived.

>>25275949
Niggernogger why did you decide to make this thread at work?

>>25275949
holy cuck
Dude, you ain't gonna get /fit/ by working out ONE DAY
and stop using filenamememeeveryfuckingwhere.tar.gz.pl.a.out

>>25275949
>implying you can lose any significant weight in a couple days

READ THE FUCKING STICKY

>>25276620
I want to hear this so I'll bump.

>>25273581
Movie for a date what a newb faggot.