Texas fag here
Anyone hearing the tornado warnings?
>>25273296
Yeah, I'm in Dallas. Probably going to die tonight desu.
proof that god hates texas
>>25273321
I'm in dallas too senpai north by Denton, time to die
>>25273398
Will you be my internet-gf? I don't want to die alone desu.
>>25273296
A-Anon, are you still alive?
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>>25273296
So that's what that insane wind is about.
OH GOD MY WINDOW'S BROKEN AND MY APARTMENT'S FALLING APART I LOVE YOU ANONS GOODB
Your daily reminder that statistically speaking over 800 Americans will die from obesity related causes on this very day.
>Tornados
DFW here. Am i safe or am i going to die?
>tfw no tornadbro to pick me up and through me against a wall
>>25274122
You're going to die, anon. Sorry.
>>25273296
In wylie right now desu senpai.
10 more minutes for me.
;___;
near dallas here ill post happening thread if it gets bad
>>25274254
Will you be my gf before you die? Pls, I have no gf.
>>25274299
I'm a boy but I'll be your gf if you want.
>tfw no Texas gf to lose virginity to as the tornado tears the house apart
>>25274254
Nevermind, anons. I'm safe apparently.feelsbadman
>>25273296
In Mesquite taking a shit
I got nervous when I started getting the phone notifications saying "TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATLY!" while the lights are flickering
The last thing I would want is a Tornado to pick me up while im naked and shits coming out of me
I'm interested. Basically a tornado just spawned without notice and you guys have no shelter to keep safe? am I getting this right?
> tfw rain stops after only an hour
well that was a fucking waste
im in Houston not hearing a thing.
>tfw safe in abilene
>>25273296
Im in Austin.
am i the only one that hates Austin?
I'm on E. Ledbetter in South Dallas.
I almost got kidnapped a month ago here.
I hope a tornado does roll by. It could help things a bit.
all the tornados did was kill the internet now what the fuck am i supposed to do
mfw safe in Paris.
Also, praying for the fucking blizzard to hit my part of the state.
>ywn be a stomchaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1tEE_pRDMU
>>25276621
>Paris
>safe
I'm a half-hour away from Big Spring and it sucks. Windy as shit, cold as fuck, and my power is probably going to go out sometime today or tomorrow. Who fucking knows how long it will take to get back on, last time it was 3 days.
People say it might snow though.
raining like crazy here in Arlington I heard the Panhandle is having a blizzard.
Just got some rain and storms in houston, nothing major
pretty comfy
>>25276672
Its a differant one
>>25276218
i also hate austin. I hate houston too though, my current city.
I'm in Lubbock, no tornadoes but there's a blizzard starting up and its supposed to continue for another day or two
>>25273296
Im about 10 minutes from farmersville
Shit was pretty scary 2bh familia
We had snow in El Paso. Tons of it, and it got really bad for a while, but no snow.
>>25273296
Do you flags have sirens in texas
>>25276218
No, I love Austin.
>tfw live in WI
>Tornadoes are quite common
Do you guys not have basements or some shit? Unless you're trapped outdoors or some shit what's worth panicking over?
>>25276668
>those sirens
no I am done
I am dead
I fucking hate tornado sirens, they just fill me with complete dread
