Would you rather have a small dick, be a manlet, or have an ugly face?
Anyone have all three?
I'd like to be a manlet, so I could become a qt trap.
Being over 6 foot does suck sometimes, believe it or not.
>>25273341
Be my bf anon?
>i'll never have a normal cock like that
Phimosis fucking sucks.
what's the girth on a small dick ? what's the preferred girth ?
>>25273364
If you're in central Ohio probably
I'm a manlet (5'7.5), but my dick is 7.3" last I checked and I've kissed a few girls, gotten some bjs, girls have told me they dreamt about me, etc. So I don't think i'm horrifying.
>>25273400
nope, that's a shame.
I understand being ugly or having a small dick
But why is wrong being a short person
>>25273370
This desu
>tfw almost lost virginity but cock so thick she bled all over the place instead
178cm(manlet?), 5.5l*6g(small?), but yes ugly.
I'm just under 6ft, but I have a bland at ABSOLUTE best face and a small penis.
I'm pretty sure small dick trumps everything else.
kill me
small dick
being extremely short is a hassle
>>25273290
>Small dick
no big deal unless it's deformed and stuck into the fat of your pelvis or something like that
>ugly face
fixable
>manlet
anything below 5'4 it's pretty terrible
I'd choose ugly face, almost everyone is ugly anyway
>>25273530
measurements ?
original post
i just want to be uncircumcised
fucking hate this tightly mutilated frenulumless piece of JEWshit. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING subhumane
REMINDER THAT WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT GET MUTILATED
US MEN HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS
IF YOU DEFEND CIRCUMCISION IN ANY WAY YOU'RE A MODERN THRIRD WAVE FEMINIST KEK
I KEEP THEM PEPES RIGHT ON ME
GUCCI NIGGA BACK IT UP
PURPLE LEAKING OUT MY GUT
FUCK YOU BITCH I GIVE A FUCK
SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT ME PLEASE
>>25273918
just stop jerking off
>average dick
>qt face apparently
<5'8 manlet
kill me
Not gonna lie, the guy in OPs pic is sploosh worthy.
>5 inches
>ugly face
>5'9
Do I count
>>25273290
out of all those... manlet I guess
>small dick
7 inches, it's basically a 8.5" for girls that don't know porn
>manlet
5'8" king of manlets representing
>ugly
I've been rated an 8/10, sometimes a 9. I have a nice beard and jaw line.
I've been with 2 girls long term since i've been 16 and approached by several others. I'd say girls come for the face and stay for the dick. Being a manlet ain't that bad, especially since at 5'8" yoi are viewed as a man. Too bad for anyone under 5'6" tho.
>>25274199
>7 inches, it's basically a 8.5" for girls that don't know porn
kek. this, unless they pull out a ruler
I'm the only here who has all three?
5'8
4/10 at best (girls call me creepy all the time right to my face)
6.5x4.75 girth
Fucking shoot me, brother.
>>25274234
>6.5
>small
u srs?
>>25273290
Out of those, I'd rather be a manlet. I never really see discrimination against them irl like I do with the other two.
I have an ugly face and that shit just kills all your hopes.
>>25273400
Hey fellow ohio gaybot.
>>25273369
phimosis is hot desu
>>25273290
I got a small dick and ugly face, and instead of being a Manlet I'm freakishly tall with a mild hunchback.
Every day is suffering.
>>25274229
Why should they when you fill them up and make them scream? My gf know my cock is big and I managed to hurt her once by going too deep, whether it's 7" or 6.9" it doesn't matter for her.
>>25274286
you have fallen for his trap
>>25274293
Hi Ohio fag :)
>>25273290
small dick, defo.
i've encountered issues (not sexually with other people, i'm still socially retarded) on account of the size of my dick.
>>25274033
I HAVENT FAPPED IN A WEEK
I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEFOREWHEN I FAPPED ON A DAI LYYY BASIS BABY PLEASE
>>25274448
i'm saying stop jacking off so you forget about your dick being circumcised
how do you even masturbate with no foreskin
>>25274492
>how do you even masturbate with no foreskin
You grab your dick and move it up and down.
>>25274492
WHEN I JACK OFF I PERFORM THE YOKO
I TURN UP WITH LUBRICANTS NOT SOLO
>>25274505
CIRcumcisedfag here. Shaft-jacking is NOT the same as actual masturbation. what you described is shaft jacking. uncircumcised men can fap by RUBBING their foreskin over their glans, when you are properly circumcised you can ROLL shaft skin over your glans at best. that is not the same thing. yes you CAN ejaculate but it doesnt even feel nearly the same. you cum faster and it feels worse. if you want to get even remotely close to uncut you gotta use lube and rub your glans with your hand. it will take you longer to cum yet feel better. THIS IS ALSO WHY CIRCUMCISION MAKING YOU LEST LONGER CUZ LESS PLEASURE IS A FUCKING MYTH
I GOT DEM BIG RACKS RIGHT ON ME
>>25274505
i mean sometimes i rub the head of my dick but it's just way too intense and painful
>>25274374
Columbus is pretty shit in my mind. How do you like it?
>169cm
>14,5cm
>At least I have a decent face.
>>25273290
>Would you rather have a small dick, be a manlet, or have an ugly face?
I already have them all.
is 7x5 good ?
>>25274595
Why do you say that?
I like it here, I've lived here all my life. The economy's good, all my friends are here, the music scene is ok, there's a decent amount of stuff to do. It could be much better sure, but I'm satisfied with Columbus
>>25273369
post a pic pls phimosis is sexy
soft and hard if you got 'em
>>25273472
Nothing to brag about virgin faggot
>>25275100
Can't sorry friend. Well I guess I could but what's in it for me?
>>25275262
The adulation of strangers
Validation
The satisfaction of knowing you've done a good deed today
>>25273290
>tfw below average in everything
>5'4"
>3 inch dick (cut on top of that)
>uglykill me
I'm short and ugly. My dick's fine. Shame no girl wants to see it.
>>25273290
Why are so many gaylords on this board, I am so sick of all these disguesting transfag images
>>25275546
It's a Anonymous imageboard where nothing will be traced back to you, people tend to post mildly disgusting things every now and then. Get used to it.
>>25273290
6,4
6 inch
Not too bad, could be worse.
What do i do?
>>25275381
are you cut or uncut?
original comment
>>25273290
depends
how small?
how short?
how ugly?
>>25273290
>Anyone have all three?
sup
I have two out of three. My face is shit-awful and my dick is almost five on a good day.
I'm a little over 6 feet, though. So at least I have that.
Life's a nightmare.
>>25273290
post the sauce fampai
Small dick is the best one to choose. I have a friend whose a 6 2 chad with a very good looking face and his dick is 3 inches from what I've heard. He still fucks really hot girls and they fuck him more then once even after they know how small his dick is.
>>25273352
>Being over 6 foot does suck sometimes, believe it or not.
I can literally not imagine how it has any disadvantages. Especially if you live in the west. You might look a little gigantic in Asia.
I mean, your reason is a little too autistic to be considered a real reason.
