>tfw you get matched with a real qt on tinder
>tfw she doesn't even reply back to your message
>tfw when you match, message her, and she unmatches right away.
>tfw when you match, and wait awhile to write her so as not to appear desperate and she unmatches you anyhow
>>25273151
Why is pee pee smiling in that pic?
>match with qt
>muster up the courage to say hello, use emojis to show enthusiasm
>replies with "hey"
>think of a decent conversation topic, about her because women never want to talk about anyone else
>might reply but replies very slowly and seems disinterested
>only really talking to you out of obligation/pity at this point
>conversation fizzles out in less than 10 messages
Sometimes being shot down straight away than even being given the slightest bit of hope.
>>25273480
He's finally about to meet with the sweet embrace of death.
F
>>25273542
But doesn't it look like le feel man is taking him OFF of the noose?
>tfw had tinder for a month and never matched with a real person.
I just don't fucking get it, why the fuck do women match you on tinder yet never talk?
>>25274496
How do you know if it's a bot?
>>25274562
It will always be a fairly hot girl and they will message you first with some generic message. Also will usually only have one picture and no bio
You have to understand that women on tinder are pretty much only swiping on 12/10 chiselled greek gods.
Maybe they accidentally swiped on you, maybe they did it as a joke or maybe they actually find you cute or whatever.
But if you're not IMMEDIATELY entertaining and interesting then they forget about you in a second.
Dating today is like having to be a fucking stripper clown. You need a greek god body and be able to make a woman laugh on command.
How many women have you seen with something along the lines of "no boring people!" in their profile? It's like they're so fucking vapid they can't entertain themselves so they have men do it for them.
>>25274671
>>25274671
>Maybe they accidentally swiped on you,
That's why i said, picture related.
>>25274696
That's really REALLY autistic dude. Nobody fucking says m'lady not even ironically.
>>25274725
Is that why even a day later she still hasn't responded? I didn't know what else to say.. at least she hasn't unmatched me.
>having a facebook
>trying online dating
normies ree etc.
>>25273779
Oh, I thought he was putting him in.
>>25274737
She is going to have so many matches that your profile is going to be on the bottom and she has no idea that you're still there.
Unmatch, move on and keep practising.
>>25274812
>>25274812
>She is going to have so many matches that your profile is going to be on the bottom and she has no idea that you're still there
So basically like very female profile ever?
>>25274696
bro didn't you post a thread yesterday about finally matching with a QT?
and THAT'S what you wrote to her?
holy shit you need to work on your game
I'll help you if you want. fucking cringey as all hell... fuck, she was really cute if I remember correctly too
>>25274865
Don't remind me anon, don't remind me of my failure.
>>25274888
I'll seriously help you if you want, my skype is voxity
you probably have potential if you were able to match with a girl that cute
don't give up m8y
How's this one going lads?
>>25274997
fuck off chad cunt.
>>25274997
pretty beta but you're doing all right
you'll make it eventually
be a bit more assertive in the future
>>25274997
You must be great looking as u have 0 game
Happened to me 3 times, I quit Tinder after that
>>25274921
>I'll seriously help you if you want, my skype is voxity
Nah it's a lost cause, if she was interested she would have responded already. Girls always are on their phones.
Take a look at chad thundercocks convo for example; >>25274997
>>25275042
Why do they even do it?
>>25274997
>I'm just going out with friends :)
>OK let me go out with you and also be one of your eunuch beta orbiters!!
>Sounds like a plan ^^
>>25275023
I think this girl is really really cute so I'm trying to play it safe, I'm worried about scaring her off
>>25274997
confirmed chad
I know this, because the way you text is beta as fuck. If you weren't good looking she wouldn't even reply to someone with that little game.
>>25275060
I meant just help you in general man, of course that girl is a lost cause after that catastrophic message
>>25275077
yeah you're not gonna get very far being scared, my friend. Don't be worried, there will be more girls that come along. just be suave without being a tryhard. aka cocky/arrogant without going out of your way to make it look like you have a huge ego
I had a fake chad tinder but after a while i got bored
did i meme well?
>she messages me first "hey whats up?"
>reply
>she doesnt say anything
Just made dating profile why do I even bother?
My plan is to try to hold spaghetti together long enough to get some sex before I weird them out and they never want to see me again. Sounds like a good plan in my head.
>>25275086
I'm really good looking tbf, she super liked me top lel
>>25275106
Funny as fuck, the cunt is probably going to post on some dumb facebook page about guys being mean on tinder
>>25275098
>meant just help you in general man
Nah I'm good,.
>>25275130
Why are you here then. Just wanna make people feel bad or what
>>25275177
that's exactly what pieces of shit like him are on r9k for. to boast and gain some more ego.
>>25275177
good looking people aren't allowed to post here?
fuck off. guaranteed I've been here longer than you, kid
I'm not that dude you replied to either, btw
>>25275199
fuck off back to >>>/soc/, faggot.
>tons of matches but dont know how to talk to any of them
I-Im a KHV guys can I stay?
>>25275177
I enjoy the Internet and the memes that come with it, the humour on 4chan aligns closely with mine so that's why.
>>25275212
>but dont know how to talk to any of them
Yet you replied to katheryn you stupid cunt.
>>25273151
>20 tumblrite landwhales match you in a row
>one qt girl finally matches
>Hey! Do you want to hook up? Check out the site www.topkekgettricked.com
This is why I uninstalled tinder. Actually I got banned but you get what I mean
>>25275209
make me :)
oh wait, that's right. you're buttmad and I'm going to continue browsing r9k as I have for years
good luck with being ugly tho that must suck
>>25273519
>being male
>using emojis
Seriously don't do this with girls. It comes off as desperate and try hard even if it's not. Please don't do this anymore anon.
>>25275264
>Good luck with being ugly tho that must sucks
Hell yes, feels good to be right. >>25275177
>>25275212
>337 new matches
Yup, that is definitely you
>Match with a qt on tinder
>Add her on wassap so we can actually talk to each other
>Gf her after a few dates
Gee it wasnt so hard after all.
>>25275271
yeah this dude has no idea what he's talking about
sincerely someone who gets laid and uses emojis
>>25275264
>trying this hard to be cool
all you are good for is looks.
>Have to be great looking just to get messages first
>Have to be great looking just to get a fucking response
>Have to be great looking to even get matches in the double-digits that aren't all fat hambeasts or bots.
>>25275296
I'm not here to make people feel bad, I'm just choosing to make you feel bad in this particular scenario because you're a colossal faggot
and apparently stupid as well as ugly
wew lad
ps how's it feeling to be BTFO?
>>25273519
I guess you weren't "interesting! enough for her!
why do you autists go on tinder if you can't handle girls not replying?
>>25275307
Hes about as useful as a cum-rag.
>>25275311
>>25275307
Looks are everything brobots sorry but it's the truth don't just bee urself
get plastic surgery
>>25275311
I'm sorry are you telling me you dont message cute girls exclussively? did you ever try to date a girl as ugly as you? of course you didnt you hypocrite
>>25275329
Actually the guy you called ugly wasn't me lad. Calling me ugly wouldn't make me feel bad anyway, I'm on fucking r9k for a reason lol.
It's just funny to see people deny the true reasons they are here
>>25275271
>being retarded
everyone uses emojis it shows youre not a boring old fuck
>>25275337
Then why the fuck are they fucking matching me? if you don't have the common decency to fucking message me back then fuck off and unmatch me or don't like me in the first place.
>>25275364
Are you retarded or are you just dyslexic? Women regardless of looks have loads of men to choose from.
>>25275299
>Girl who actually talks to you instead of ignoring your messages
Lucky bastard
>>25275355
I already know that, and knew from day 1 personality was never a thing and looks were the main priority.
No matter how much the shills on this board scream otherwise.
>>25275370
you presume to know the true reason I'm here
and you're wrong
stop being a faggot
>>25275301
>>25275374
>spoon feeding with emojis to indicate tone
I bet you fucklechucks post on reddit and end posts with /sarcasm
>>25275404
But you literally proved me right. That's just a logical observation.
>I-I'm not here to make people feel bad
>You ugly fucks
>>25275417
>autism
>hating emojis
pick both
>>25275427
again, your logic is shit
I mistakenly thought your post was the other dude telling me to fuck off to soc just for being good looking
i dont come here to bloat my ego, but I have no problem putting a faggot like that dude in his place
>>25275404
>i'm not here to make myself feel superior
>and I'll prove this by belittling others
look man you can stay but at least be honest
>>25275466
>i dont come here to bloat my ego
Not him, but yeah. You do faggot.
>>25275396
What the hell do you even write to get your matches to ignore you?
Same guy as posted earlier with blonde qt conversation.. What I'm doing there isn't being beta, I don't just wanna fuck and chuck that girl I want a girlfriend. I could smash anyone of these sluts who message me but I don't because I've done it all and I'm no longer a child
>>25275466
Normies and their defense mechanisms are fucking hilarious
>>25275479
>>25275482
ok you're right i definitely come here to inflate my ego
there, happy you miserable fucks?
>>25275506
>Feed me more attention and validation guys
>>25275520
here's a good website for inflating your ego try it out
reddit.com
I don't even bother anymore
I put so much effort in on tinder and never get anywhere
>>25275520
>you miserable fucks?
Go back to reddit, you dumb nigger.
>>25275355
You really shouldn't have too, though.
Why can't a girl just like a guy for themselves as opposed to JUST their looks.
Love is just a meme, fellas.
>>25275536
i already browse reddit, bro :^)
Online dating is the biggest fucking scam ever. You'll never meet anybody by sitting at home being lonely, go outside.
>>25275483
I don't remember because I quit many months ago, but it was not the standard "hi", "sup" etc.
Well, as an Australian male. I've came to the conclusions I'm just too ugly for Australian women. Since i only get bots, fat girls, and a decent girl every now and then who won't respond.
I wonder how many matches I'd get if i changed my location to America.
>>25275569
too cold out, sorry.
>>25275106
I had a decent kek. Nice work
>>25275569
Just go outside and talk to random women works every time bro :^)
>>25275569
Or maybe it doesnt work for you and you are the problem.
>>25275649
Online dating has never worked for a robot or someone who uses 4chan, that's for damn sure.
>>25275638
>lad
see: >>25275329
>>25275370
>:^), and bro
see: >>25275551
tfw you people are subconsciously mimicking me because I'm chad irl
>>25275271
>he doesn't know about emojis
fucking autistic faggot
>>25275667
I use 4chan and I've slated girls from various dating websites, you're in denial because you're so unsuccessful it's inconceivable to you that someone who uses 4chan could also be successful in the real world
>>25275697
Post a pic of yourself and show me what your profiles look like, maybe I'm just clueless.
>>25275667
So I'm just imagining this girl I'm dating?
>>25275747
See:
>>25275720
Help me out then.
>>25275762
>>25275720
Robot here, one that cant get a match. I always ask these so called r9k wannabe chads to post citation or a profile picture they use.
They
Never
Do.
They always make up some excuse about knowing someone who browses this board and that they are "scared".
>>25275791
Duh, I was just testing them since you never know.
We all have no idea what we're doing. Don't be a fake chad cunt and help out other fellow robots if you can, or don't post anything at all. What scum.
>>25275762
I think this is my tinder profile pic.
Nothing special desu
>>25275791
No one in their right mind would post their picture here, especially people smart enough to be making it in life. The risk is too high we all know what happens when you post rl details on 4chan.
>>25275830
nice try, faggod.
>>25275848
>le da hacker boogeyman is going to find out where i live
shit, i may be a loser but at least i'm not a gigantic faggot loser that uses stolen pictures to get matches on tinder.
>>25275829
How can you help out someone who's lost the genetic lottery? It's life m8
>>25275830
>>25275860
>>25275848
>>25275923
nice try faggots
>>25275912
Then you really are deluded if you think everyone that posts here is using a fake tinder account and no one ever is successful on there, your view is skewed because you can't see past your own failings
>>25275860
There is nothing wrong with using pictures from /int/ people in your tinder profile.
How would I get nudes if not?
>>25275975
Fuck off, it's not gonna work again.
>>25275086
How does one text like a Chad? Teach me the ways wise Sensei
>>25275601
>tinder premium
stop
>>25275212
Do live in SoCal?
May I see a bigger pic of Sami? I think I know that person.
>>25276033
>premium
are you autistic?
Here's me dudes
>>25276040
sure
PS
I unmatched her after taking these pics so dont think about messaging her and linking her the thread and trying to dox and virgin shame me
>>25276212
How would you get doxed when you use a photo that isn't of you? faggot.
If you want to do it properly, lead the conversation. I got a gf nearly 2 years ago on 'hot or not' and I was with her for a year and a half. We spoke for 6 hours straight the first time I messaged her, then got het number facebook etc.
The trick is to literally keep their attention. Women are incredibly 'scatty'. Their attention span is nearly nonexistent. What changed the conversation is a supermarket made its way into the conversation, she mentioned her mum worked there, then she said something about everyone else being pigeons, then we talked for hours about being locked in there and what we'd eat and I'd push her in the trolley.
Keep their attention. Women are literally stupid.
Had about 25 matches, only 1 replied. They just use Tinder to fuel their ego and see what type of guys they can "pull".
>>25276751
Like all dating sites.
