>Today's my birthday.
>Just want some cake and to be left alone
>Mom calls my normie Chad brother to pick up some cake and have dinner with us
>Gonna have to be tormented with pointed questions about my awful life all night
Hoping for an aneurysm. How's your day going?
How does it feel to have your birthday on Christmas? Does it suck? Is it cool? Do you feel like Jesus? Or more like the Amir-Christ? Please response! :) bye!
>>25270770
pull chad bro aside
don't lie ,tell him you wanna hit the gym and you'd really appreciate it if he helped , then ease into the rest
>>25270770
Throw the cake in his face, set the table on fire, grab your phone (or money to get one) and run. Update us from the phone later. We'll help you from there
>>25271068
This
You can easily gain their attention if you actually fucking bother to go with him, fuck, you might even bond with your fucking brother.
>>25271351
>how to fuck your shit up:the post
>>25271487
Or you could always slash Chad's tires, and while he puts new ones on, stealthily take his phone, and text a string of profanity to all his contacts
Everything turned out ok. Chad just talked about himself a lot as Chad's do.
