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/r9k/ is going to call me Kikeberg Shillingstien but hear me
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/r9k/ is going to call me Kikeberg Shillingstien but hear me out. If you are a beta no-hoper male why the fuck don't you just become a female? This is my OkCupid inbox, Lesbians are thirsty as fuck, I'm getting laid like a motherfucker. Compare this with the account I had as a man where I sent 400 messages and got no replies.
>One cannot become female
Ok look look like a female, whatever, you will largely be treated as one in society which is what is relevant
>I don't want to cut my dick off
Don't have to, surgery actually has nothing to do with the process. It's all hormone therapy, surgery is optional.
>I don't want to be a degenerate freak
Senpai right now you are 250 lbs, a 23 year old virgin, haven't washed for three days and have been jacking off to Chinese cartoons all day. Society already thinks you are scum. Besides who cares what society thinks? They trashed you, why are you still barking at their foot for love?
>This is mental illness
You're not doing it because you are deluded that you are a woman inside, you are doing it because you simply want to be treated as a woman. You are being pragmatic, acting like a dude isn't working for you, act like a chick.

An extra perk is that as well as all the lesbian pussy you get access to your own boobs and ass 24/7
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>>25270393
easier just to become a sub-chad or go for fat chicks
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>>25270393
Lesbians are blowing up your inbox because the subtleties of your masculinity in your writing. They secretly crave men, so when a man masquerades as a lady they go buckwild for it.
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>>25270393
How about you get in the oven you filthy repulsive kike?
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agp pls go
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>>25270393
top kek
i was waiting for something like that to happen. how i wish this is going to be a true movement.
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Pics of you OP?
or at least some pics of good traps
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>>25270518
I figured as much. A couple have said I am unusual in taking the initiative. I feel like a soldier who flunked out of the navy seals and joined some local militia instead. Even thought I flunked being a man my "training" still puts me above everyone int his new pond
>>25270689
/r9k/ doesn't like black people
>>25270577
As I said it's pragmatic, stay a crying beta or drop to easy mode
???
Do it
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>>25270393
so this is what Chris-Chan's thought process is like...
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Goyim what do I say? I don't have a kik
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>>25271050
Tell her that you haven't got one of those.
Ask her if she has something she doesn't have that you do, like a cock.
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>>25270577
>That pic
This is why I can never understand 4channers that swear to my face that America is the greatest country on Earth.
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>>25271104
I actually got the surgery, that's why the lesbians keep going on about my boobs in the messages. When I was a dude I fucked hookers and found it boring, realized I was probably bi so combined with my ultra manlet low test body I figured that I'd make a much better woman. I still love to kiss girls and play with their titties however.
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Because I enjoy being masculine. Also, I'm really stocky, barrel chested and too commanding.
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I'm way too fucking ugly.
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>>25270577
Chase is a cutie
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>>25271359
Damn girl. is it gay to like you? I'm confused now
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>>25270393
>falling for the tranny meme
you can not be saved
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>>25270393
If trans surgery made me look like a woman at all, I would seriously do it. I've catfished on and off for a decade, and the treatment ANY female gets is leagues above what I endure every day.

But, unfortunately, 99.9% of trannies look like disgusting hideous freaks that would only make my situation worse.
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>>25272022
The trannies that look like freaks are the ones who transitioned late and can't afford surgery. Basically if you transition after 25 you will likely need surgery and once you have surgery you will almost certainly pass very well unless you're over 30 then it's no hope ville That's why they have those "guess the man" TV competitions, those are models who could afford the surgery.
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>>25270393
Wouldn't the hormones fuck up your ability to get hard? How do you have sex with these girls?
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>>25273189
I already told you I got the surgery because I'm bi and not interested in penetrating women. I am just saying you don't have to, just put pre-op in your profile, a lot of lesbians are into that.
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>>25273215
Does a transsexual vagina even feel good? Compared to your old dick?
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>>25273215
But if I wanted to keep my dick wouldn't my erections be fucked? Should I even keep it? Is having a pussy more pleasurable?
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>>25270393
>claiming to be a woman
GET THE FUCK OUT
INSTAPERMABAN NEEDED

I also want to remind that what lesbians call sex, is called foreplay by men. Lesbians are cuck tier.
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I like how slowly these things develop across site simultaneously from a start date.
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>>25273250
Feels amazing!
>>25273382
Yes they would.
>Is having a pussy more pleasurable?
Of course I am super biased but absolutely yes but that's me because I love having men inside me. You probably won't enjoy it as much, it's not for everyone. If you do opt for the pussy make sure that the surgeon puts the glans inside you as a new cervix as opposed to on the outside as a clitoris. That way you can get g-spot orgasms.
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>>25273507
>joos
I am only trying to help. I was one of you until 19. You have your own mind, take my advice or leave it, I'm not forcing anything upon you.
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>>25273559
>If you do opt for the pussy make sure that the surgeon puts the glans inside you as a new cervix as opposed to on the outside as a clitoris

Damn, you have to choose between having a g-spot and having a clit? Wouldn't the lack of a clit making having an orgasm with a lesbian more difficult, unless you use toys or something?
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>>25270393
teach me
how do you get the lesbian sex if you still have a dick?
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>>25273449
>what lesbians call sex, is called foreplay by men. Lesbians are cuck tier.
You have neither, who is the cuck here?
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>>25273618
Well yes you only have one glans.
Yeah just use a toy.
>>25273650
Start hormone therapy, you will grow breasts and you face will become feminine without any surgery. Lesbians love breasts. When looking for lesbians if you are upfront about being pre-op many won't have a problem.
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>>25270835
>/r9k/ doesn't like black people

You're black?
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>>25273844
>>25271359
supercallifragilisticexpicallidociously original comment
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http://london.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/28h-size-6-young-ebony/13352119
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>>25270393

How in hell do you got boobs to make a woman jealous just on hormones?
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Seems like so much fucking effort to bang whores
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>>25274032
How do you think I paid for the boobjob dumbass?
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>>25270393
Post pictures of yourself.

Also, the reason I don't do it is because the technology isn't good enough yet, and it's already too late for me anyway.
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