anyone here obsessed with healthy digestive habits and also never interact with others, so you can keep your own time based on your bowel movements because you defecate so regularly?
if so post what time it is for you
>it's 3 BM my time, so mommy's coming home from work in 2 farts
>>25269937
holy fuck this made me kek.
but, its 4 BM my time and mummy should be making my tendies in a toot.
>>25269937
i got constipated from my new medicine so it's only fart past 2 BM on december 19. :( at least i still have christmas to look forward to. but mommy might lose her job because she told me to wake her up at sunrise on december 20, which i translated in my head to 1 BM. but it's been 7 sunrises since she told me that but she's still sleeping because it's not 1 BM yet :(
>>25269937
>you should only have to wipe once
Bullshit. Anybody who wipes once and thinks their asshole is cleanis full of shit