how do I make girls sit on my face?
put money on your face
Paint a pic of Chad's cock on your face.
>>25268377
Just ask. Anyone that will have sex with you, will sit on your face.
>>25268390
>>25268408
give me a real tip please I'm dead serious
Strap a dildo to your nose
>>25268411
Not true. Unless I'm very unlucky. I've had sex with 3 girls and have eaten out one other and none of them would sit on my face. They thought it was "weird"
>>25268377
are you prepared to deal with some god damn shit stink?
unless she wipes her ass with a baby wipe or something directly beforehand, it's gonna stink, even if just a bit
>>25268442
I refuse to believe that. Couldn't you have asked for 69 or something and just segued into her sitting on your face?
>>25268469
>are you prepared to deal with some god damn shit stink?
breh
>>25268542
it's not cool. not cool at all
>get fucking wasted
>devour a girl's ass and pussy
>wake up tomorrow
>hangover to death, can barely open my eyes
>smell my breath and smell the mixture of wet vagina and ass
>throw up everywhere
FUN TIMES
>>25268597
>not masturbating with the smell of vagina and ass on his face
low test
>>25268627
this
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>>25268469
>implying I don't have a scat fetish
How do I not?
>>25269555
you can't have people accidentally sit on your face
you have to try very very fucking hard
>>25268377
whos ass?
>>25269555
b urself :^)
fuk off robot
ANY FEMBOT HERE WHO WANTS TO SIT ON MY FACE????? PLS RESPOND
>>25268427
underated.
>>25268377
It's quite simple really, all you've got to do is be yourself, walk up to a girl and say "sit on my face"
Works for me, should work for you bruh.
About $200 per hour.
>>25269896
I don't have that kind of money
with that money I could buy 4 whores for an hour
>>25269946
Depends on where you live. Whores here are kinda expensive but then again I go for quality, not quantity.
somebody please answer
i need girls
on my face
right fucking now
ree
With or without fart?
>>25270797
without obviously
>>25270797
with obviously
>>25270977
NO
REE
Disguise yourself as a toilet bowl.
>>25270797
With fart please
>tfw no gf to fart on my face
First, liquor. Then, lick her.
Fuck her. Then, as you're about to cum, demand she sit on your face. Don't give her the option to say no and she'll oblige.
>>25272344
where do u cum then
>>25268377
>tfw no fembot gf to make sit on my face while she plays vidya
>>25272534
pls stop i dont want to kill myself before new years
> Come on, Anon! You said you'd do it if I took a shower first! So start munching!
>I heard you want a girl to sit on your face, anon. Lie down. Now.
what do?
>>25273182
i'd let her sit on my face so i can throw up in her pussy
>>25273182
lie down and eat her out
Tell her to bend over and that you want to lick her pussy from behind then after a bit you lay on your back and put you head under her pussy and keep licking and pull her closer to your mouth and after a while see if you can get her to sit up and before you know it she's sitting on your face
Buwn dis hol twed down, down to da gwaun.>>25271992
>>25270797
>>25270977
'Cept for them.
>>25272759
>ywn never fuck up her game by making her cum hard with your tongue
>>25272878
this is my dream
>>25273182
this is not
>>25272447
Doesn't matter. She's sitting on your face.
How the fuck is this not original?
>>25273725
>How the fuck is this not original?
fucking lol, who posted this before, and why, what's the context?
>>25273725
>doesn't matter. She's sitting on your face.
>Unoriginal comment.
REEEEEEE SOMEBODY SIT ON MY FACE ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25268377
Pay them money for it
>>25268469
tfw brap fetish
tfw I love ass smell
tfw my one and only gf who was a tiny azn grill had a fucking perfectly clean asshole all the time
Feels bad brehs
>>25268442
Doing it wrong anon, what you do is convince them to 69 with them on top. Once this has been achieved then you just tell them to stop sucking "because they are so good at it that you'll bust", and then ask them to grind on your face. Each of these requests are all reasonable and before they know it, they're sitting in your face.
>>25268419
Assuming you can get the girl into bed with you.. (I won't give advice on that because as a Chad I have never had a problem with that) ... all you have to do is begin to kiss her neck, her ears softly, lips of course, and work your way down but position your body next to hers so that you end up with your head down by her minge and your own pelvis near her head. Progress to the point of getting your tongue good and in there, right in the thick of it, then just grab her hips and pull her firmly, but gently over top of you so that you're in 69. Your dick should already be out. If she hasn't taken it out or even attempted to, find a new girl.
After you're in 69, your golden. play with her tits and eventually squeeze them a bit and push on her chest upward just enough so that she gets the hint to sit up. Keep one hand on her chest but move one to her butt to keep her from trying to move her hips away. The key here is to do all of this while giving her clit some nice attention so that she's into it, and wants to stay up there.
If you're up for it, after a little of this you can stop licking her and release her ass, and before she gets too far off your mouth, just tell her very directly "turn around and sit back down". She'll probably make a little awkward laugh or something. Disregard this and move her body where you want it if need be. Use one hand to pull the skin on her pubic mons upward so her clitoral hood is pulled back and chow down on that clit.
You will be success. Good luck.
>>25275674
I'm the post after yours. You beat me to it with a nice TLDR version. Ace.
>>25276826
>If she hasn't taken it out or even attempted to, find a new girl.
why?
>>25276851
I was being intentionally over reactionary, but I just like the girls that are motivated to the point of trying to get that dick out and into their hands or mouth from the start. I cannot stand a cold dead fish in bed.
>>25275595
>tfw my one and only gf who was a tiny azn grill had a fucking perfectly clean asshole all the time
how do i get a gf who has a perfectly clean asshole all the time? sounds fucking great, id probably lick her ass daily
>>25276909
I just want her to sit on my face
I dont need her to even touch my dick, I don't care
>>25268377
I was just in bed with my girlfriend and I asked for it and she did it.
It wasn't nearly as good as I thought it would be though. She kept saying "good boy" while I was licking her, which I thought would be hot, but actually it was just really awkward. It was her first time doing anything like that so maybe it would be better with someone more practiced, idk. Kinda made me rethink how subby I actually am.
>>25276946
Baby wipes friend. I bought them and started using them myself and got addicted when I saw all the brown that gets leftover by regular toilet paper. I started using them before I got into bed, in front of my wife, and she laughed at first but now has the same habit. You can even request a girl go wipe with them. It may feel weird or whatever the first time you tell them to wipe, but when she later on remembers how passionately you licked her asshole out she's going to get into the habit of wiping quite quickly.
>>25277173
good advice man thanks
>>25277173
those arnt flushable they fuck up the sewers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4
>>25277479
True. And bitches always, always flush them. Keep an eye on her if you are the one who's going to have to snake out that drain.
>>25275595
>brap fetish
what is that?
>>25268597
>can barely open my eyes
is this how people can get eye infections? pussy/ass juice? what the fuck
>>25277620
Nothing good, m8.
>>25278173
mmm that's some dank my nigga
>>25277620
fart fetish
>>25276946
it was nice to lick, so tight and cute.
She was just really sanitary I guess? And she was a tiny asian girl who didnt eat a lot so I guess she didnt shit a lot.
This is a very good question to be honest I would like to know
>>25268377
all you have to o is ask anon it really is that easyu
