>"Anon, my boyfriend Chad is getting back from his Army deployment tomorrow, can you come over tonight and help me shave my ass? Your the only person I feel comfortable asking!"
>just wax it ho
>tfw no female slave to shave your boipussy
>>25266392
" Only if you let me fuck you while he watches"
>tfw Sgt. Chad kills both of you because of PTSD
I'd honestly do this
Im so lonely I would love to be friendzoned by a girl, I havent touch a females body since my aunt gave me a hug before I left for school in September
>>25266392
>tfw Chad comes home early to surprise her and finds me shaving her ass
>tfw Chad just laughs at the sight of her vaj staring directly into my face because he knows I'm so beta nothing would ever happen between me and her
>lewd fantasies about yr waifu
Fuck all y'all
If only I get eat your ass after, stacy
I would do it butonly for a male friendbecause then I'd at least get real appreciation.
No homo.
>>25266392
lol steak n shake
