should I learn Spanish or Italian robots
>>25264540
Spanish
there is literally no reason to learn italian
Spanish nig
>>25264540
Somalian
Spanish. How else will you tell them how you want them to take care of the lawn?
>>25264540
Spanish, unless you're actually planning on living in Italy.
Spanish has a much wider range of use, but if you'd rather learn Italian, learn Italian.
>>25264540
Unless you're Italian there's not much reason to learn the language. I know some basic stuff because I have relatives who don't speak English but unless you need it I'd go with Spanish. You can read Don Quixote.
Italy makes better movies though, so there's that.
>>25264540
>Italian robots
Italy is a nicer country than Spain and most of Latin America, and it is a better sounding language imo
But Spanish is easier and far more useful for travelling and work
>>25264540
Spanish would definetely be more useful but it depends if you plan on traveling or if you have a Spanish/Italian family.
Spanish is more useful, Italian more patrician.
If your learn one though learning the other one won't be too hard anyway.
>>25264540
Don't learn spanish unless you wish to speak to a lot of idiotic people. Take this from a hispanic person who's ethnicity is a mix of two spanish places. Spanish is my first language and I WANT TO FORGET IT. English is dominant by far now.
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>>25264630
>Italian robots2
>>25264697
I want to learn it to travel to Colombia for sex tourism
>>25264540
Italian. Italian culture is far more interesting if you ask me and mexicans will get used to english anyway so that's an obvious choice.
>>25264540
>should I learn Spanish or Italian robots
Neither
>>25264711
Why Columbia then? Cuba is spanish speaking and you are a god for a tube of toothpaste. Also I hear women walk up to you on the street and rub your junk, its that competitive. Especially for tourists.
>>25264802
hmm well I heard in Cuba you have to be careful because officially local girls can't date tourists
>>25264829
Hmmm that might be true. But its not like anyone enforces it. My dad imported his GF to the US from cuba after seeing her for quite some time. Her dad was the chief of police. But yeah I guess there are rules like that in place.
>>25264959
is he way older than her?
>>25264959
Yeah hes way older. Girls there are different in a good way. They don't care about the money, they are in an oppresive place yet they are still happy. Hes been with her for like 20+ years now.
>>25265116
will consider a visit, Cuba seems cool
learn italian, go to italy, get italian wife
>>25265140
Italy is chad central, impossible to get a decent girl there, at best you'd get Mario's sloppy seconds
>spanish or italian
>not learning french instead
>>25264562
What about muh heritage?I'm Spanish and Italian and can already speak Spanish
Spanish then Italian
italian is way more of a patrician language, spanish is for plebsyou should learn latin thoughit's creme de la creme of languages so you can be a smug little shit
>>25265725
Thisis wojak approved.
>>25265725
>>25265906
>learning a language just for chic factor
*tips fedora*
>>25264540
1. Start with spanish
2. Learn Italian afterwards
3. ???
4. Get bitches
>>25265936
>2015
>not being smug
>>25265936
Learning any language that is not english is just for chic factor
>>25264540
Learn Spanish because you'll be able to get more use out of it. Once you've learned it, it will be easy for you to pick up Italian.
Learn Spanish. Italians can go fuck themselves
>>25264680
Good point
>>25264697
Nice le self hating maymay
>>25264562
Literally can see my house on this pic
They're both pretty similar and roughly equal in difficulty. Go with whichever one you want.
If you start on one and then decide to go for the other, it won't be a problem.
Alternatively, you could just learn both.
But don't try learning both from scratch at the same time. Get proficiency in one, and then start learning the other. If you learn them both from scratch at the same time you will most likely mix them up.
There are a lot of dialectical variations within both languages. The "R" in Spain is a totally different "R" than the one in the Dominical Republic. R in Spain is like RRRRRRRR, a really strong trill. This is particularly the case with double R, or when it's at the beginning of a word.
R in the Dominican Republic is almost like "H".
In Spain Spanish "restaurante" (restaurant) is like RDRDRestaurante
In Dominican Spanish it's like "KHWestaurhante".
