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>I give people advice on /r9k/! >lol neckbeard virgin living
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>I give people advice on /r9k/!
>lol neckbeard virgin living in ur moms basement
>just be yourself!
>chad will be a loser and you'll be his boss LOL
>fembots are robots too!!
>Just don't be autistic!!
>lol you're just entitled
Normalfags please stop coming here to give your unwanted advice.
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Did you have a point other than wanting everyone to notice what a pathetic being you are?
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Normies gonna norm it up.
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>>25264245
I ain't pathetic son, you're the pathetic one here. If you want respect actually give some good useful advice for once, now head on back to reddit or whatever board you crawled out of.
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>just be confident lol just strike up a conversation
THEY WON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYESSSSSSSSS
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I can talk to girls, too scared to ask them out. Not sure if girls find me decent or not. Tips?

pic related
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>>25264271
>I ain't pathetic

you posted tomoko
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>>25264327
i'd say you're a solid 6.5 but women have high standards so idk
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>nobody will love you if you don't love yourself
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>>25264344
that's pretty good, one of my eyes is swollen shut in this pic. swollen eye/10

I can't seem to tell if a girl is interested or not. I talk to them fine, but it's only talk, like to flirting.
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>>25264327
Grow facial hair
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>>25264368
try tinder or something
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>>25264341
>muh anime image
go back to reddit son
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>>25264404
Too much dignity /10
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>>25264327
looking skinny, manlet like, but face is ok and atleast u are not looking depressed.
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>>25264327
>>25264443
fuck off, go to /soc/ if you want to fish for compliments normie
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>>25264187
Don't be yourself senpai. In fact, be anything other than yourself.
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>>25264470

is this better? I am the supreme gentleman.
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>>25264516
This. Lie until you make it, and then keep lying. True love does not exist. You need to pretend to be better than you are, then very very slowly ease into who you actually are and pray she doesn't get sick of you and leave.
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>>25264341

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>25264539
You're like 5'7 aren't you?
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>>25264589
Ehhh some good advice, but I think the true way to move on in life if you're at this stage is by having goals and by improving yourself. Eventually the lying will catch your ass, you know? Also planning, organization, and schedule-making is recommended just because it keeps shit in order. Keep your hobbies in check too family.
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>>25264606
5'10 not that it really makes a difference.
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>was on r9k years ago when I was 19
>no gf, no social life
>give up on girls and life in general
>pursue goals
>life gets better and easier
>learn to socialize
>girls give attention
>dont give any back
>lol fuck women
>actually fuck them
>get back to just doing my own thing without women in my life
>many friends, many gf's around
>lol at them for being dumb and having gfs
>fuck my best friends gf with him sometimes when we are hanging at my place
>cumdumpsters gonna be cumdumpsters

only advice I ever give is to stop making women a goal or something. Make your own life better and women will be drawn to it. But honestly they are just leeches mostly, the good ones are too good for you.
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>>25264773
good advice mate. This is exactly what ive been doing, second year of uni, 10k saved, haven't told anyone I got cash because scared of leaches.
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>>25264773
>do all of this
>still ugly
>still alone
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>>25264773
THE ONLY FUCKING THING I WANT IN LIFE IS COMPANIONSHIP, LOVE, RESPECT, BEING VALUED AND WORTH SOMETHING

I WOULD FUCKING BE HOMELESS IF HAD SOMEONE TO BE HOMELESS WITH

AND YOU PEOPLE TELL ME "JUST STOP CARING"

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD ISN'T GOING TO FIX MY ISSUES IT'S JUST GOING TO ATTRACT FAKE HOES WHO WANT INTO MY POCKET
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>>25264411
>>25264341
>>25264593
You mean cebruz
xbloxxx
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>>25265079
go away, dont come back
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>>25264888
just be yourself, man

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
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>>25265179
Cebruz will never leave!
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>>25264773
tell me, how i m suppose to forget women, especially on 4chan, that's impossibel
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>>25265277
yes you will fuck off back to turkey soon
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>>25265378
I will take you with me, dont worry!
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