>"Hey. You're the guy I met on /r9k/ right? Ready for our blind date?"
what do
>>25264023
>"No you must be mistaken."
:^)
You tell me who this cutie is and you let me have her.
>>25264023
Wearing her backpack kangaroo style, like some type of retard.
I'd laugh, buy myself a drink and go home.
THE "DATE" BEGINS NOW
>>25264085
it's endearing
>>25264104
it's 2016 already racist
Looks like a dude desu
She is cute though
>>25264023
She's cute. I'd date her. I have a thing for black girls anyway. :3
Black girls are so 2016
>>25264023
>tfw finally have qt black gf!
>met on /r9k/
What the fuck since when did this place become a dating site?
>>25265610
r9k is normie central now
>implying anyone wants the throwaways
>>25264023
>"Sure, let's go."
>>25264023
Lol nigger
And proceed the lynching
>>25264023
>tfw no blackbot gf
>>25265573
>this will never happen
jdimsatvqhfam
>>25264023
HOLY SHIT A NIGGER? SOMEBODY HELP IM BEING ROBBED
HEY MR CHAD PLEASE HELP
The girl is cute.
The only thing that worries me is that piercing.
"What?"
Original comment desu
Even black men don't want black women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjvPOBvd9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SBP3NkFZTc
>>25267295
Most black men aren't like this
>>25264354
Extremely cute.
>Ask her if she's up for some great ramen or Korean food
>Have a great dinner talking and eating
>Too late for a movie, so we have a slow walk back to her train station doing some window shopping
>She gets chilled, so I put my arm around her and pull her close
>Have a long, lingering kiss before she gets on the train
>Next week, we get together and watch a movie
>Make out a little
>Our lips taste like butter, and we get the giggles
>Someone shushes us and we sit back and pretend to watch the movie
>We both have to work the next day, so we kiss and hold each other while waiting for the train
>Plan to get together for New Year's Eve
>I make breakfast for her New Year's Day
>She walks around my place wearing nothing but my shirt and a pair of panties
>I pull her back in bed
>>25264023
Im jealous on his stache
>>25267377
>this post IRL
Sorry, I don't date curry lovers.
>>25267437
It's a fantasy, dude. You want the real-life version? OK:
>"Hey. You're the guy I met on /r9k/ right? Um...wow...you're kind of not...yeah."
><awkward moment of silence>
>"Uh...OK. S-so do you want to go get some dinner or something?"
>"Yeahh...I sort of like ate already or something."
>"Oh...s-sorry. It's kind of cold out, would you like some coffee or something?"
><longer moment of silence where she's looking anywhere but at me and looking sort of panicked>
>"Umm...this is awkward, ha ha...oh, my god, I just someone I know walk by. I gotta go catch up with them. 'Bye!"
<walks off so quickly she's like 20 feet off before I can mumble>
>"Oh, OK...well, it was nice meeting you..."
<"date" ends>
>>25264023
>yfw she looks just like some qt I know
>>25267913
*tfwanti robot countermeasure
>>25267810
much better tbqh fa.m
>>25268305
No, it isn't. It really isn't.
>depression sets in
>>25264023
>go on a date
>it goes well, so well we go on a second
>she starts to catch feelings for me
>we talk all the time, she might be in love with me
> my horrible pessimist side shows itself
> she resents me for being so down
> she leaves me like everyone else in my life has
>back to square one
fuck it senpai, i'd rather rot here by myself.
>>25264023
She looks like a fucking archaic primate
>>25264354
She's actually kinda cuteWhat's the ass like?
>>25267377
>our lips taste like butter
>>25264023
Shoot her and tell the police she assaulted me. Sounds like a fun night.
>>25268681
judge for yourself familia
>>25267377
>fourth-tenth dates: things get more serious
>then she moves in
>you keep waiting for the other shoe to drop
>it doesn't
>a year later, you propose
>a year after that, you're married
>soon, you have your first child, a daughter
>then, a second
>a son
>you have jobs
>buy a house
>the kids are growing up too fast
>christmases come and go
>one day, she teases you about a streak of grey hair
>another day, your kids are coming home for Christmas
>for the first time since they went to college, everyone will be home
>the kids are getting serious about their relationships
>talking marriage
>the two of you curl up together that night
>has it been 27 years?
>more time passes
>grandchildren grow up even faster than your own kids
>the two of you both have white hair and laugh lines
>you're starting to forget stuff more than usual, and it's getting worrisome
>she's been tired a lot
>she comes home one day after a visit to the doctor
>her eyes are red
>doesn't want to talk about it
>over the next few months
>her weight drops
>nothing seems to help the pain
>there's a house full of family, but no one talks above low voice
>your grandchildren are older than you were when you met her
>and you keep forgetting your grandchildren's names
>that night, she dies
>hard as that is
>it's the next night that's the worst
>when you reach for her and she's not there
>and you wake up and realize she'll never be there again
>you think to yourself
>"I'll never forget her"
>but a while later
>you don't remember her
>or this old woman who says she's your daughter
>you sit in a chair
>watch the clouds roll over the hills
>shadows and sun
>shadows and sun
>it's a quiet service
>your children felt more relief than grief when you died
>people mill around afterwards
>and your grandson
>who has never had a date
>and likely never will
>comes to the maple tree where your ashes are
>and asks, "was it worth it?"
>but the only answer is the rustling of leaves
>and the sound of people
>rushing away
If there are any robots in Stockholm, they have to meet up with me right now, tonight.
>>25268958
That piercing above her lip is a total turn-off. blegh
>>25269182
Why is that, familian?
>>25269158
Fucking hell, this is depressing as fuck.
WTF, man????
>>25269194
Hey, you know what they say about girls with lip piercings ;-)
Or is it girls with tongue piercings? I always get that shit mixed up.
Where are all the black r9k girls at though?
>>25267326
>>25265430
This girl is so qt, I watched that video of her performing weeb songs for hours last night.
Would gf 1000%
>>25269158
gwai
>>25264023
>is that a moustache?
>no, just a shadow
All green as far as I'm concerned
>>25271382
i dunno i wish i did tho
>>25267326
>>25265430
>>25271462
Who is this urethra barista?
>>25269158
I really enjoyed this post, are you a writer anon?
>>25273131
It's aminyan
>>25269158
This was fantastic. Great work.
>No, but I do browse /r9k/, what the fuck is going on? Is this some kind of prank? I don't do blind dates but if you browse /r9k/ we can hang out. Not if you are a trap though.
>>25266163
She's not a man though.
>tfw know black grill off r9k
>tfw feel exclusive as she never posts
feels pretty good desu senpai
>>25264104
>>25266163
>>25267216
>>25268622
>>25268788
Hello Reddit, enjoying your time here?
>>25273887
>doesn't date niggers
>must be reddit
Alrighty then. Bait harder next time, ok Anon?
>>25273922
To be fair they don't date you either
>>25267377
You're tryin to make me cry aren't you.
>>25273327
Thank you very much my familial brother.
