>Didn't have any money for Christmas
>Decided to do something personal
>Wrote my mum a song called 'Being a NEET' to the tune of 'Under the Sea' from little mermaid
>woke her up by singing it
>she got angry with me
>slapped me, told me I could only have my presents if I promised to apply for 20 jobs a day from now on
Man, fuck this guys. How did your christmas go?
Mine was fucking shit.
>>25262697
this is the song btw
>>25262697
I laughed at your pain.
ITT; shit that didn't happen
>>25262697
>writing a song for your mom about yourself
i really hope thats not real.
>>25262703
This is fucking beautiful anon, good job.
>>25262867
I'm sorry but you must post your answer in the form of a question.
>>25263021
What else can I do?
I am a NEET, I don't have any finances
>>25262703
>While I devotin', Time to cock chokin'
It was exactly at this line she slapped you, wasn't it?
How ungrateful of her.
But then again, what can you expect out of a wagie? They take life itself for granted, slaving away for their jew bosses while life passes them by.
So this is the art that NEETs keep going on about having time to devote themselves to. Tip top kek.
>>25263613
I am not proud of being a NEET I just thought it would be amusing
>>25262703
I'm dying
Can you vocaroo you singing it?
>>25262703
Holy shit solid 10/10