how do most bots and anons masturbate
>by rubbing thier clit/dick
>by humping
>with toys
>with random object
or all the above?
I like to have a woman use the inside of her vagina to assist in my masturbation.
Nobody uses their hand. Only sick creeps use their hand.
>>25261805
so you fuck women without hands?
>>25261778
this thread dead right now
>>25261778
I roll up bathroom rugs and fuck immediately before showering in hopes that some of my sin will wash away...
I just use a vibrator to rub-a-dub-dub.
Who /hump squishy diapers/ here?
>>25262445
Rubbing is fine, too.
>>25262387
in the tub?
>>25262363
is there alot of jizz after?
>>25262459
No, I was just being an ass.
Although I should actually try that since it is waterproof.
I watch porn videos and I'll get hard and I just cum eventually.
clit rubbing. whenever I try to stick a finger in it stings like hell and feels weird
>>25262706
are you a virgin?assuming this isn't an original comment
>>25262685
with no hands,just mind control?
>>25262793
Yeah. Just mind control. Sort of like a wet dream but without wanking or anything. I just watch the video and when I'm about to cum, I cum.
>>25262721
yep
notoriginalbloxblox
>>25262801
do you sometime look at your dick when do it
>>25262896
I do it with my pants on.
>>25262902
can you do it at any place or time?
>>25262929
Pretty much when I'm watching a porn video in the comfort of my own house.
Tight grip, using a rough clothe.
My dick is a rough, calloused piece of wrought iron and I couldn't be happier
Shower head against my clit...
That's erm like the usual for any girl, right?... If anything it's only my rate that differs from the average girl as I do twice or thrice a day, then feel sad all over.
>>25262991
why do you feels sad after?
I just bought my first onahole(2 actually) a week ago on my trip to Japan.
Best purchases of my life.
Did you know there are onahole cafes in Japan? Similar to manga cafes but they're filled with all kinds of porn. All Kinds. And you get onaholes from the front desk or vending machines there. All still in boxes and unopened. You rent a room from half an hour to 24 hours. Choose up to 6 dvd and 9 manga/magazines to rent for free. The way its set up you never see the face of the guy behind the front desk and he doesn't see yours. You exchange less than 10 words then you go and enjoy your time there.
look up Takarajima 24
>>25263273
sound good, real good men
I just jerk off with super slik lube from amazon
>not just taking a shit and using the toilet paper as a disposable "cum sock"
It's like you don't want to kill two stones with one bird.
>>25263533
I used to do that, i kinda miss it now...
why even care?
i use with vegetables such chili.
rubbing my clit/dick against my tummy while bouncing on a dildo is my preferred method
>>25262802
Lying whore
>>25263578
so, are you a trans woman?
>>25263601
aww penises look like cute little alien creatures
I just realized circumcision makes you gay because you already need lube to fap, so you basically are all set to shove things up your ass.
Circumcision = gay
>>25263620
its not gay to put things in your ass,it gay when you let another man put things in your ass
Even if you think putting things up your ass isn't gay it's a slippery slope, once you lose the inhibition to put objects up your ass you will go on with it, maybe start fishing yourself and then get some other man to fist you and you will say it's not gay because you only want things up your ass and it has nothing to do with dudes fucking you up the ass, they are just tools to fulfill your lust and it has nothing to do with being gay.
>>25263844
or a female dom that fist and peg her sub
>>25264020
If you can get that, but I was considering the average person posting here will have difficulties finding a girl to do it, so they will just get some dude to fuck them up the ass because it's really not that hard to get a faggot to fuck you compared to a girl (without pay)
>>25264130
but anon,no men is the size of dragon dildos
>>25263616
what about the clitoris?
Jack off, cum in sock, exisential crisis
Is usually the order
>>25264594
why is that anon?
also same sock everytime
I have a strap on vibrator that I attach to a bigger than person-sized stuffed bear, and use it to fuck me. Basically my bf.
>>25265642
be my lewd lonely gf
Rub clit while watching porn
Hasn't failed me yet
>>25265759
post qt clit
>>25264173
>tfw magma drake is too small for me
>>25265824
How loose is your asshole?
>>25265835
goatse tier, why?
clitoris rub, while wearing underwear. i've tried putting stuff in there but i dont like it. feels weird.
>>25265848
Because I want you to go back to /lgbt/ where you belong
>>25265865
What kind of panties do you where?
>>25265866
>you can only browse one board!!
nice meme
plus I'm actually straight
>>25265892
>sticks things in ass
>straight
>>25265944
>Heterosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of opposite sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, heterosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to persons of the opposite sex
>>25265967
>sticks things in his ass
>straight
Nope try again
>>25265973
>I don't understand what straight means
it's ok, I don't expect you to not be retarded :)
>>25265985
>I-I'm straight honest
Whatever you say gayboi
>>25266000
Trips of truth.
>>25265985
You're legitimately a faggot.
>>25266000
>Whatever you say gayboi
>you
>I made the literal dictionary definition of the word "straight"
you are not very smart, are you?
what about femdomanons can't forget about that
>>25265882
just white briefs, sometimes black to spice it up.
>>25266313
Post a pic pls
That's hot
Does anyone do pic related? I started doing this a few years back and it feels bretty gud.
>>25266539
too cold for me
>>25266347
>the current year
>posting pics of yourself in underwear
i'll give you a nifty illustration
>>25263273
and you never see anybody else?
I've heard of masturbation cafes for females as well, but I don't think they have private rooms lel
>>25266313
>>25266833
so boy shorts
>>25261778
I use my hand and cry the whole time and then vomit afterwards. Sometimes followed by intense self mutilation and praying for forgiveness.
dry hump a stuffed bear, i'm so autistic that I even start kissing it and lewdly cuddle beforehand. the downside is that my clit is so fucking small it's harder to masturbate.
Humps body pillow to get arouse , than fapping
I used to rub my sheets but I don't really masterbate anymore
>>25267571
God.
Women are disguting
>>25267686
I'm a guy and have done this too.
>>25267571
how messy do it get?
Rubbing it on an arm of my chair, I like the pressure. I also have a couple dildos and an anal vibe plug. I still haven't found the perfect one yet. Also never had an orgasm yet.
>>25262991
Amelie?I miss hearing you tell me about your shower head in the mornings.
I used to mostly use sex toys.
But after restoring my foreskin, I tend to tease myself with my hands more.
I still use pic related every once in a while.
