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>mfw my smegma is turning yellow under my uncut diamond >mfw
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>mfw my smegma is turning yellow under my uncut diamond
>mfw phismosis and never washed my peepee
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Time to snip it, goy.
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I had this too for years OP
Bath in warm water and try every day to pull your foreskin back a bit more. It's probably glued to the head of your dick so you need to put in some pressure but it is worth it in the end.
Takes about 1-2 weeks to fully get it back and heal
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>>25261499
i dont want too, l-leave it alone
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interstaulerz
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That most people, including me are probably idiots.
Life is much better when you try to go to bed a better
person then when you woke up rather than living to please others.
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>>25261483
how bad is your phimosis op?
I had that for almost 20 years and at some point smegma started to smell like a corpse rotting. I got scared as fuck and started stretching the foreskin everyday no matter how much it hurt until I finally could pull it all the way back and clean my dick properly.
Never had any issue after that.
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Cut masterace here
Have fun with your smeggy willy
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>tfw really bad phimosis
>dont wash my dick
>no smegma, ever

I am the chosen one
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Take pics

Dirty unwashed cocks are my fetish
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>>25263499
>I dont want my son to wash his dick when he takes a shower, thats just inconvenient
>I know, ill cut his foreskin off

murrica
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>>25264262
Kill yourself instead you fucking faggot
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>>25261506
This. It was a glorious, strange feeling. And removing like half a pound of smegma was intense. Smelled like a garbage dump
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