I hate Jesus because he didn't send me a gf ;_; I prayed but He didn't listen.
>"I'm totally the son of god guys"
>people believe him
Cucked the entire world pham
t. Muslim
Santa is more powerful than Jesus.
Not even Jesus has enough power to send you gf
It's useless and impossible
>>25261464
He didn't seend you nuffin cause he neew you would hate him for not sendin nuffin.
learn to love jesus for not giving you a GF magically and you'll probably get one