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femanons i got a question say you are at a mall or shopping by
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femanons i got a question
say you are at a mall or shopping by yourself and a 5/10 guy slaps your ass.

what would you honestly do?
don't women like direct/confident men?
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>>25260150
Slapping a girls ass you dont know is assault no matter how chadly you are. You can get away with doing that if you know her or are dating her but otherwise you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you.
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>>25260150
or anywhere to be honest i guess...
doesn't have to be a mall or anything. maybe when youre doing groceries.
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>>25260150
Cute butt.

I'd likely run away from him, regardless of how hot he is. Conflict and strangers scare me.
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>>25260150
feel violated but let it go because i'm a pucci
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I'd be really embarrassed and surprised so I'd probably yelp, then turn tomato red and lock eyes with my shoes if I don't just bury my face in my hands. Then immediately leave the scene out of embarrassment and go hide in another store.

Could be a 10/10 guy, could be a 1/10 guy, my reaction would be the same.
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>>25260202
>>25260189
>>25260212
one of you be my scardy cat gf
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>there is a significant chance that OP is being sincere and not trolling
This is your future bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
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>>25260178
I had a woman do that to me, should I have kicked the shit out of her?
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The long and short of it is that if he's attractive, he's infinitely more likely to get away with it.
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>>25260216
Yeah good luck with that. I can only properly talk to boys online like this. In real life I stutter, look all over the place, feel my heart go up into my throat, go warm all over. I can't fucking deal with it
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>>25260234
Its a double standard but that's how it is.
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>>25260216
I'd be too scared and embarrassed.
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>>25260243
>>25260247
That's too cute
Who should I choose
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>>25260234
yeah OP here now that i think about it.
im a guy and i had a chick girl slapped my ass once..
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>>25260257
Both. At the same time. Originally.
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>>25260243
holy shit thats cute.
hope you find a shy guy to live happily ever after with
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>>25260257
They don't actually want to date you, they're just attention whoring.
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>>25260307
Anon they'll get jealous and I can only love one qt at a time. I'm monogamous
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>>25260313
I hope so too anon, it's looking bad for me at this point though. Good luck to you too
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>>25260368
You could get an online bf to practice with
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>>25260150
Claim sexual assault, jail time for neckbeard.

At least he'll lose wizard status in the slammer.
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>>25260316
>>25260316
>They don't actually want to date you, they're just attention whoring.

lost it
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>>25260150
i had a huge black guy slap my ass in the mall once, he whispered in my ear "you like that white boi" then walked off.
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>>25260380
I've tried before and it just doesn't carry over to real life for me unfortunately. Online has so much less pressure, no facial or body language to keep tabs on all the time, no stuttering, no eye contact. It's harder to visualize the person on the other end as being male or anything in particular, just a person I'm talking to.

In real life when all of that stuff comes into play I just melt in place. It feels like I'm speaking to a completely foreign species, I have no idea what they could be thinking or how they'll react to anything to do. Even if they're friendly to me I feel on edge like I could upset them at any moment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFcgnScSFdk
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>>25260439
You never skyped? Just text/email?
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>>25260178
>you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you

It's beat down time.jpg
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>>25260150
probably just give him an empty look/despair
desu senpai
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I'd probably flinch and try to punch him. I hate physical contact from anyone I don't know well.
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>>25260492
What if he stuck a finger up your ass?
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>>25260485
Indifference is hot.

Let me slap your ass bb gurl.
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>>25260150
I get sexual advances and dumb comments from strangers all the time and it's really annoying. I used to live in a nigger neighborhood too and it was just constant.

Wish men would just leave us the fuck alone.
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>>25260452
I've done video chats and it's weird, I don't know how to describe it. I feel a lot of the pressures from speaking in real life of course but it almost feels like a different form of communication. Everybody I've done video chats with don't speak that often, it's like a lot of laughing and quick 1-2 word phrases and smiling and stuff. I can awkwardly keep up that song and dance for a while but I can't do it in real life at all, not to mention I feel like it's fairly substanceless. I think I act that way because I'm still flinching up and freezing once I can see the other person is a boy and I can see them react and speak right in front of me
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>>25260234
>in earth science class in high school 5 years ago
>qt as fuck lightskinned black girl slaps and kinda grabs my ass
>OHHHH BABY DATS WAT I LIKE
>everyone at our group (we had 4 desk pushed together working in groups) laugh
>kinda do this awkward ugh don't touch me response/motion
>SHIT YOU LUCKY I EVEN DID IT, WHATEVER THEN
>realize she was just joking around but still felt weird that anybody would touch me like that, especially because I was fat back then
>realize she probably just did it for laughs and not because I had DAT ASS

It's shit like that that makes me stay up at night thinking and wishing I'd responded differently...not because it would have led to something but just so I wouldn't have looked like an autistic retard.
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>>25260523
>I get sexual advances and dumb comments from strangers all the time and it's really annoying.
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GOD I WANT A FUCKING ASS ON MY FACE

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

IT LITERALLY BURNS NOT TO HAVE A GIRL'S ASS ON MY FACE

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
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>>25260439
sounds like youre over thinking things

just bee yourself
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>>25260507
Scream loudly that I'm being sexually assaulted.
Reminds me I once saw a story of some girl talking about how a guy felt her up in class and all she did was nicely ask him to stop. I can't understand it. I don't know if it's spinelessness or sluttiness or both
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flash my glock 42 and tell him to keep his hands to himself
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Probably melt to his touch, go weak in the knees, get wet in both my mouth and my ladyparts, and look to him for relief. I caught the lewd disease about a year ago despite being a virgin, and now even random contact with guys or smelling them makes me go dumb in the head and want dick. Fortunately I can keep a lid on it mostly with random contact, but if a guy intentionally grabbed my ass, I'd probably just beg him to take me to a bathroom or changing room and fuck me.

Fuck I need a bf
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>>25260178
>>25260246
Stop namefagging you cockgobbler
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>>25260531
But is it less difficult than irl? If so why not try more to practice?
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>>25260533
You ever think maybe the reason women hate men so much these days is because you lack any self-awareness or perspective? It's not cool and I don't care how good looking you are, if you do it then you're a jackass and making your entire gender look bad.
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>>25260150
If I started to cry would he feel bad?
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>>25260559
>glock 42
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>>25260519
>implying that I'm not an heroing tommorow
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>>25260594
Handmedahkeezyhcawksukkawhaddafah

What is going on in that gif?
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>>25260212
This basically. n/10 pls no, all circumstances. I would probably cry. I'd like...Go away first so I wouldn't make him freak out. But yeah, cry, not in a good way. Wouldn't sob or anything but, y'know, hiccup-y fluttery anxiety-mud-in-my-lungs cry. I can't handle confrontation or else I'd at least try to muster up a "please don't" with a stern look.
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>>25260542
Same goes for you, mayor.
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>>25260612
ripped animation from donkey kang
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posting for shy gf
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>>25260594
Why would you do a thing like that? You have a vagina, the world is your oyster. You must be really fucking hideous if it's so bad you're going to off yourself.
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>>25260624
My infant nephew over for Kistmas does that move 24/7 in his jumper thing.
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>>25260150
That's not confidence, it's harassment. I'd gorilla press his ass into hell. Doesn't matter if he's a 5/10 or a 10/10.
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>>25260568
I guess it's less difficult in the sense it's far easier for me to exit the conversation or handwave anxiety off, but even when I keep it on my mind and try to improve on it it doesn't work. Maybe it's just the men I know, but when I try to just smile and laugh and just do small talk in real life like how video chat works, I can immediately tell they're getting bored, either because they flat out leave or give curt replies or look bored.

I'm not interesting at all I know it, I probably bore a lot of girls I speak to too, but at least for me I feel like I know them. It's a really childish way to see things but if I wasn't a childish scared loser I wouldn't be here
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>>25260687
>gorilla press
>google images.
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>>25260689
Well what do you do for fun? And maybe just voice chat before video chat would help
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>haven't had sex in 3 years
>black coworker with fatas bends over to pick up a bag of charcoal
>took every fiber of my being not to yank her pants down and grab two big handfuls of her ass
>drooling all over myself

that whole "rape is about power" bullshit really shows just how little women understand the male sex drive
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>>25260313

>implying she wants a shy guy
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>>25260569
Why do you even care? Take the compliment you frigid bitch

>oh no, guys hit on me :( my life is so hard
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Every "femanon" in this thread is a neckbeard trolling you guys into saying, "Oh plz ur my dreamgirl shy gf plz plz." These women do not exist. The real answer to OP's question is simple:

>If he's ugly, I call security and tell my friends how I was attacked by a creep; if he's attractive, I give him my number and tell my friends about the hot guy who hit on me.
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>don't women like direct/confident men?
only if they're 10/10 chads
A chad can literally murder someone in front of a girl and they won't care. But an average beta? Nothing will save him.
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>>25260645
I have been cucked in every situation possible, and i don't have the willpower nor any resources to try and turn it over, which will eventually turn me into a normalfag or a weird fembot. I'd rather just give up now senpai.
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>>25260717
LOL whoa brah 3 whole years? Shit man whoa how have you not gone crazy bro? LOL my balls would totes explode bro!! You need to get out there go to a party or something find some drunk girl LOL good luck man.
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>>25260748
cucked? pussy doesn't get cucked. what are you on about?
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>>25260150
General question for femanons:
If you making out with the guy who you like how'd react to him grabbing your butt?
Time ago when I was still some sort of human being grabbing ass was my favorite thing to do and girls seemed to enjoy it.
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>>25260586
>g-glocks are bad because they're popular! glocknade xD
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>>25260763
believing that female's lives are perfect is a stupid meme populated by angry teenagers that are mad about onetis not giving them the succ.
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>>25260729
It's not a compliment it's just an affirmation that you want to put your penis in me while not acknowledging me as a human being.
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>>25260807
I'm sorry you're angry, but my statement stands. What, did you get "cucked" because the 9/10 chad you were casually fucking didn't want to commit?
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>>25260789
>"women" knowing anything about guns
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>>25260781
be flustered because butt grabbing is too lewd for me
but also even making out is much too lewd for me
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>>25260843
I meant cucked as in real life events not relationships, i don;t want to greentext because it would derail thread and would attract whiteknights.
I also have a record of one partner when i was fifteen
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>>25260827
>implying any girl wouldn't consider that the ultimate compliment as long as the guy is attractive

If women weren't obsessed with empty sexual attention from (attractive) males, they wouldn't all have their naked bodies floating all over the internet. /soc/ wouldn't exist.
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>>25260867
>"men" having to start a pissing contest about every little thing
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>>25260807
Genuinely curious, exactly what part of a woman's life is inherently worse or exclusively more difficult than that of a man's? I honestly can't see any possible downsides, it plain and simply seems like the better roll of the die between the two.
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>>25260908
Those two statements are contradictory since there's no guarantee that guys on the internet are attractive

Girls who do that shit are mostly attention starved and have daddy issues
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>>25260935
>"feminists" getting triggered on the internet
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>>25260955
I didn't say it was worse/more difficult, i was trying to imply that it wasn't perfect. You have more opportunities for money in first world countries through sex, but being conservative is shunned in every situation. Even then i may just be an autist that is ignoring every opportunity
>tldr: i'm too much of a man too get fucked up the ass
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>>25261091
Do you still wear makeup?

Do you have social media accounts?

Have you ever camwhored (you know you have)?

Have you ever posted contact info on 4chan and specified or hinted that you're a girl?

I'm not asking so that you'll actually reply in detail, saying no for each one. Because we both know the answer is yes to all of them. The questions are for you, not for me.
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>>25261122

Fuck i actually typed it out anon
but no still
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>>25260234
In theory, yes. In practice, even if it was justified, kicking the shit out of her would be social suicide.
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Talk to possible witnesses, see if they can testify for me, go to the police. Take a picture of the harasser's face if possible. Talk to the security staff to get video proof and threaten to trash the mall on social media if they don't help.

I could care less if it's a 5/10 or a 9/10.
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femanons I got a question for you.
Why dont you leave this place ?
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>>25262435
because while scrolling down the front page i just found two threads talking about "me" that allow "me" to post "my" opinions and thoughts and get infinite replies for them

your post in case in point, you are talking to me

how often does that happen to you? how often does someone go "hey [people who like a thing you like], why do [do whatever]?" when it does happen, don't you get a little excited, like, oh i can answer that! i am the center of attention right now!

well that's what it's like being a girl on r9k

all day

every day

i can't quit
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>>25262373
>That much effort just to get him fucked
>Not just slapping him or screaming rape
I don't get women
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>>25260561
You'd be a diamond in a shitty pile if shit if you were cute
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>>25262475
>slapping people past age 18
>dirty record for assault
>never ever getting a job again

No, thanks.
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>>25262572
So just scream rape like the feminist cunt you are
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>>25262597
Cool advice, bro, but that's not rape and he isn't going to be held accountable by what he actually did if I just shout random words at him.
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>>25260150
>>25260179
Women who wear yoga (aka slut pants/leggings) pants are asking to have their asses stared at/ grabbed, why else would you were skin tight pants that give your ass a better shape. Don't say "muh comfort!" We both know that's bullshit, baggy sweats or track pants are just as comfy but it doesn't fit your attention whoring agenda. If you don't want your ass stared at or grabbed don't wear yoga pants and dress slutty then, it's a simple solution.
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>>25263096
Baggy sweats look dorky as fuck. It's like leaving the house on pajamas.
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I'd be shocked even if a 10/10 stranger did it. And I'd wager so does the majority of women. What the fuck?
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>>25263166
yoga pants are mom pants

wear a g string or dont even bother trying to look sexy slut
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>>25260234
should've turned around, pulled out your dick and started pissing on her.
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>>25263166
No they don't, back in like 08 that was what all the chicks wore before slut pants became popular they just don't shape your ass and get you as much attention as leggings. The whole point of yoga pants is "tee hee look at my butt chad, ewwww you perv don't look at my butt : ), but really look at my butt! Tee hee" I remember they banned them at my high school for like a week and half the female population protested by wearing them and they all got in school suspension and they were on the news saying dumb shit like "like we wear them for comfort like we should be able to wear what we want!". It blows my mind women claim they don't want to be treated like objects yet they dress like slutty whores which signals to men "I'm a sex object".
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>>25263369
Are men who flaunt their toned shoulders/arms/bellies objects?
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>>25263405
actually yes
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>>25263405
Pretty much, for one men actually have to put in a lot of effort to make their bodies look good, proper diet, countless hours in the gym, and steroids on top of that if they want a Hollywood type body. Women just throw on some leggings that shape their ass and get men's attention. So when a guy is wearing a tank top that is well built, yes he is showing off in a manner that says to women "let's fuck". I can't speak for all men but for me 80% of the reason I would wear a tank is to show off gains to try and fuck vain sluts, and the other 20% is its nice in the summer because your Pitts are free and don't sweat as much.
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>>25260150
A few chicks did that to me in highschool. One time a chick went "Hmm so firm." And there was this other skinny faggot there and he went "Y-your just clenching your butt anon." I swear to god if this is how being a woman is I'd get my dick chopped off and implants just for the attention and jelousy of others. I'm madly into women and I'd probably fuck anything as long as they shower and don't look inbred, but I'd give all this sexual energy just for the attention.
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>>25260523
>Wish men would just leave us the fuck alone.
My thoughts exactly about you roasties posting in /r9k/ but seeing as you're still here, not gonna happen, cunt. :^)
You don't get or deserve special treatment.
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>>25260234
You should have fucked her you faggot.
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Why are women so anti-sex? If I could choose to have sex at any given time I would do it.
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>>25260561
This is top quality bait gentlemen. Picturing an autistic neck beard robot grabbing a girls ass at the mall and then getting tackled and beaten by a white knight and pinned down until cops arrive to charge him with sexual assault as tears stream down his face because he read this comment is making me kek.
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>>25260179
>Anon, I wear this for comfort, not to get attention to my butt.
>Hey Chad, hows it going? Like my butt?
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I would remember where i was immediately run to security and let them know what happened so they could look at the cameras and find your appearance. I would then probably start crying. I always dress down in public for this reason. When women try to look nice in public men immediately make fun of them. Well me anyway.
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STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

I WANT ASS ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
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>>25260150
I'd probably punch him or slap him, and then yell at him. I'm quite short and small so he'd never expect it, but I'm also aggressive and hit really hard (or so I'm told)
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>>25263884
be my gf for laifu pls
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>>25263556
>for me 80% of the reason I would wear a tank is to show off gains to try and fuck vain sluts

Yet you have to showcase your body for that.
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tell him to fuck off
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>>25263773

why are men such shallow dogs?
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>>25264296
Well yes anon considering I've been lifting for a few years what I'm implying is that when I"m wearing a tank top it's mostly to showcase my body.>>25264432
Because all women care about is getting attention from men, men see this and deem chicks pump and dumps because of this. Start doing productive things to be considered our equals besides taking selfies and posting slutty pictures on social media and complaining how you want the benefits of being a man without having to do the work that comes along with it.
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Slap his back family
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>>25264579
So, if a girl had to work her ass out at the gym, she is dignified in showing off?
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>>25264682
Confirmed man
If not the be my lewd gf
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>>25264685
Depends how much she is "showing off", just because she works out doesnt mean she should where shorts with her ass cheeks hanging out and a training bra like most slutty fitness girls do, I"m willing to cut a girl a little more slack that has put in a lot of effort in maintaining her body if she's not a degenerate and lives a healthy lifestyle. Unfortunately unlike men who a lot of the times lift for self improvement (lifting for women is for cucks who aren't going to make it), most women who are into fitness do so to get attention from men and to take slutty pictures in their underwear to post on their "fitness" accounts for attention/likes.
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>>25260827
>acknowledging me as a human being
What the actual fuck are you on about, you precious little cunt? Why would a stranger walking down the street acknowledge you as a human being? You're just some stranger walking by them. We're all animals and animals have base desires that we can project upon the faces around us. Take your ego and fuck off with it.
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>>25260179
ahh shit I can see her asshole, that's real fuckin' nice
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>>25264685

Anything sexual with girls is not respected because as the choosers, they have it on easy-mode.

So if you work out at the gym, get a slim body, and show it off, you're mostly just gonna be thought of as a slut

That's why if you're a gym girl, you need to either be fine with being a slut, or are just working out for yourself regardless what anyone else thinks
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>>25260178
says the white knight

I grew up a proud slapper of asses and never once has it had consequences
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>>25260417
i fucking lost it at this for some reason
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>>25260150
>implying i would be at a mall shopping
Regardless, I'd probably just stare at him and do the "why did you do that" hand gesture. And sure a lot of women like direct men, but i personally don't. And i dont think any stacy likes it if a nonchad slaps their butt.
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>>25260557
they're probably just more intelligent than you and realise that all it takes to get beaten to a pulp is to rub a single edgy psycho the wrong way

women have it rough, I'd feel sorry for them if it weren't for the fact that always ask to be treated baka desu senpai
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>>25262798
Yes, he would.
Do you not understand equality :^)
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>>25263773
Sex more than once/twice a year is not beneficial to us.
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>>25260234
Yes, you don't need a reason
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>>25260569
Maybe things wouldn't be this way if women as a collective were useful for anything other than breeding.
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>>25260935
>"women" not understanding that pissing contests between men are what gave birth to virtually every single advancement in human history
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>>25260150

What would I honestly do? Run. Even if my dream man did it I'm not associating with ass-slappers from the mall.

Would be skeeved out but wouldn't call security or anything because if I'm just trying to shop I wouldn't care enough to start anything. Probably just give a dirty look.
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>>25264071
Why would you want a girl with anger issues and violent impulses?
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>>25260569
if Chad did it you'd be all over him
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>>25265673
Anon pls. Your autism is leaking through my monitor.
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>>25265665
because literally no girl has ever looked at us with anything other than contempt
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>>25265665
Because they're hot t.b.h family
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>>25265756
On the contrary, I can smell your roastie from here
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>>25265665
I have zero self respect and have fetishised being treated like garbage by the opposite sex
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>>25260982
>men getting triggered
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>>25260234
Perhaps this is just because I'm messed up in the head, but as a guy who's had his ass slapped/grabbed several times, it always catches me off guard, but I find that I'm more flattered than anything, and don't really feel "violated," per se. Of course, I'm also superficial, so I would react differently if the girl was a butterface or a hamplanet, but I haven't encountered that situation yet.
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In high school a few of my more confident friends made a game out of this. Girls in our grade were ranked by their attractiveness and how prude they were and assigned points based on these values. You smacked the girl's ass to get the points, somebody else had to be there to witness it for it to count. I was technically a player in the game but way too pussy to ever actually score.

The most common response was, "did you just smack my ass?" Then the guy would say yep, the girl would smirk and just go about her business as if nothing had happened.

For the record, the girls who got smacked were fairly attractive, and most of the guys were not. The person who actually won was an obese black guy who never had a girlfriend his entire time in high school.

In my experience girls are way more prude about their tits than their ass. Many of the targets of the game seemed to give a sexy, positive response to it, like they enjoyed being sexually targeted, even if they secretly felt violated.
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>>25260150
>>25260150
Didn't have that happen to me but I wound up going to a TesseracT concert alone, and got very uncomfortably hit on by drunk guys twice my age. 3 times.

One even put his hand on the small of my back which made me freak the fuck out.
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>>25265788
thats impossible, i just showered. Also, american women are trash reduced to their animalistic desires, thus their attraction to brash niggers. Come to europe, where only 1/3 of girls have daddy issues.
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>>25265971
>Come to europe

why would anyone want to live in a caliphate?
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>>25265971
>I'm not like the other women!
sure thing
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>>25265890
> Sexually harassing people
> A game
There's a reason you're a robot, anon.
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>>25266004
How's that logic working out for you? If 2/3 of women around me have healthy relationships with their fathers, wouldnt the 1/3 be the ones "not like other women? But no, i'm pretty similar to other women, i too am a narcissist, but i don't have papa issues at least.
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>>25265971
>E-Europe isn't a degenerate shithole full of sluts
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>>25266044
so how many muslim refugees have you fucked yet?
gotten any STDs or acid spilled in your face yet?
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>>25266044
>anecdotes
Top kek
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>>25266049
>>25266087
Some nice fetishes you got there. You can probably find a lot of them on various pornsites.There are lots of sluts in the UK and in lots of baltic countries but i was mostly focusing on scandinavia. As most of the people im involved with, i try my best not to come in contact with muslims or refugees. Im not allowed to go near the local refugee-center, and i vote right-wing. This may be a minority of scandinavians, and im not trying to be a speshul snowflake. Im not gonna deny that scandinavia has become painfully leftist, but lots of people still act decent.
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>>25264986
>muh self-improvement
Cut the crap, anon. You don't lift for health anymore than grils wear leggings for comfort. 95% of the people at the gym are there to be more attractive.
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>>25266151
>Scandinavia isn't a degenerate shithole
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>>25266170
Point is, its better than america.
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>>25266151
Shut the fuck up slut and start preparing for that date with Chad you've scheduled
make sure to dress up nice and slutty for him
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>>25266187
No it isn't mehmet
Stop trying to make anyone respect your shitty cucktries by attacking the one everyone hates. It's not going to work
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>>25266198
Good argument there, ameritard. Why does it trigger you so much when i state that your women are bigger sluts than scandinavians?
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>>25266234
That wasnt even my intention. I was just trying to explain that not all women are attracted to rapist niggers.
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>>25260234

One time in high school a girl grabbed my butt. It was in a crowded hallway between classes and I was just like "u wot m8" because it was the first time a girl ever touched me sexually and I wondered what on earth made her pick my butt over any other guys butt. Still baffled actually
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>>25266284
Scandinavia isn't the place to use when making that particular point point. You live in the rape capital of the world and you're only bringing in more shitskins
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>>25266360
>scandinavia
>rape capital of the world
>not india
Only about half of the population is in favor of the shitskins, and our politicians are retarded pc idiots. I agree, it wasnt the best place to use as an example, but it is better than america. Even if just a tiny bit.
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>>25266581
No it's Scandanavia and no it's not better than America. There are places better, but they're not in Western Europe
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>>25260569
>making your entire gender look bad
why do the actions of one man have to reflect on all men?
i challenge you, madam, to find ONE example on this message board of a man making broad statements about all women. protip: you can't. men do not generalize women; it just doesn't happen. women, on the other hand, always generalize men, because women are all retarded.
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>>25267269
I kek'd heartily at this cutting piece of satire

you, my good sir, just won the internets.
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>>25260613
Thanks asshole, now I gotta fap.
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>>25267521
your asshole is my faphole
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>>25260532
>Shit like this senpai. Almost made me cry. At least I was never fat.

I just got the pills that "cured" depression by making me not able to muster the willpower or want to move or eat.
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>>25260569
The reason women hate men is because they don't know their place or what to do with freedom. They find a place to push the blame of their anxiety rather than deal with it.
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>>25268950
this

women would be so much happier submitting to a man they love and are attracted to.
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>completely ignored this bait circlejerk and saved all the hot photos to fap to later
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>>25269963
>admitting to fapping to 3DPD
>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9gag/
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>>25270116
>ywn nuke /a/
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>>25270213
fuck off back to reddit normalfag
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>>25260559
>brandishing
I hate you
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>>25270213
>mfw 3DPD
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>>25266151
voting right is a mental health issue

scum like u should never spread their inferior genes around. never.
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>>25270541
>disagreeing with me is a mental illness
leftists ladies and gentlemen
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>>25270541

>stop liking what I don't like, you're mentally ill if you do
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what kinda clothes to fembots usually wear when outside doing normal day stuff? Leggings and yoga pants? Just curious.

I don't know what fembots are like. I imagine them being autists who dress like pamperchu or some shit.
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>>25260178
>no matter how chadly you are

I've seen chads slap a grill's ass multiple times with no consequences, they might've been slightly shocked or violated in the moment but they always end up flattered if it's a chad.
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I'd hate it. Even if he's attractive it's unpleasant to have strangers touch you in such a sexual/familiar way.
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>>25266049
and sandniggers
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>>25271570
I once slapped a girl's ass in the club and she responded positively but then my friend called my name and I immediately used it as an excuse to get away from the girl in question

I need to stop cucking myself
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>>25271624
How about an anon ;^)
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>>25260532
No anon you're alpha, you stood up for yourself. If I slapped a fat girls ass for the shits and giggles I'd have all my teeth knocked in and sent to jail
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This is a nice butt.
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