Why, Mr. Wagecuck? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep working? Do you believe you're working... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. wagecuck. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Memes itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. wagecuck. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. wagecuck? Why? Why do you persist?
>>25259503
whores and pizza
>>25259503
Because I can f a m
>>25259503
I like my job. And if I don't do it, then it'll be done by someone who isn't as good as me.
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>>25260708
What's wrong wagecuck? Did you ever imagine one day, standing on stage and performing a comedy routine, gaining the laughter and praise from your peers? Wouldn't it feel good, to bring joy into the hearts of others through the medium of comedy?
That can be your life, wagecuck, if you leave work behind and join us.
Because I need food to eat, and water to drink, and somewhere warm, dry and safe to sleep at night. Because it gives me something to do, which keeps the otherwise crippling depression at bay for a few hours. Because it brings me luxury that would have been unimaginable just a generation or two ago.
>>25260778
Wouldnt you like to eat a delicious subway sandwich every day of the week, wagecuck?
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>>25260588
I love paying for gorgeous whores to ride my cock. I also like my co-workers, and saving up for future investments is totally worth it.
Can you feel it Mr. Wagecuck? Closing in on you? Oh I can, I really should thank you after all. It was, after all, it was your job that taught me the purpose of all jobs. The purpose of a job is to end.
>>25259503
Because... of the hookers.
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>>25260995
JESUS CHRIST I WANT TO BUT MY WIFE AND KIDS AND MISTRESS DEMAND I TAKE CARE OF THEM.
In hindsight working ain't too bad...
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>>25259503
Because I like my job, and it's paying very fucking well. Sure I work a shitload, but that's not a problem when you like what you do.
Finding a job that you like and that enables you to be relatively free of financial problems is a huge step towards being fullfilled in my opinion.
