Damn i got matched with a real qt, my first non fat, non bot.
w-what should i say r9k?
>>25259434
Let's fugg bb
>>25259434
ask for her facebook dipshit.
>>25259460
I'm too ugly for that plus shes only 12km away i don't want her seeing me in real life and calling me a creep, i was legitimately thinking of saying "Hello, M'lady" and posting results.
>>25259473
I don't have facebook.
>>25259434
>be me
>9/10 qt blond friend
>she leaves iphone unlocked
>open tinder, match with everyone
>mfw betas message her the most retarded shit
>mfw she never replies
>mfw crushed dreams
>>25259434
Compliment her, be confident. Be yourself. Don't be desperate. Love thyself. Don't mention your waifus and stuff. Some other stuff that others will mention.
>>25259494
Thanks mate, now i feel like shit again. I'm not even going to bother.
>>25259482
Yeah Fuck it. Just do that. Might as well have a laugh, op.
its a bot OP
>>25259517
Yeah maybe so, she hasn't sent me a message first. But fuck it guys, I'm sending Hello m'lady and will post her response.
I just hope i dont see her in real life.
>>25259434
tease her op
Staceys love being teased
ask her something along the lines of
"is it true what they are saying"
and then just send her some retarded shit.
bitches love retarded shit.
worked for me
>>25259565
Ironically posting m'lady in 2015 is worse than unironically posting it. Wait a couple days for that
>>25259625
I already sent it, my chance is ruined now aint it? just fuck me up.
>>25259638
It's not ruined you just have to double down on the nice guy act.
Tell her you aren't like the other guys, in fact you see yourself being in the kitchen just as much as her once you two are married.
>>25259652
I'm going to say next, "Sorry, but i don't know how to talk to QT3.14's like yourself so you'll have to carry the conversation".
>>25259670
It's important to set good ground rules early anon. Make sure to tell her what you'll expect once you are having regular sex with her.
>>25259692
Should i ask her now or later if shes a virgin? and what's her views on the condor?
>>25259699
I personally don't see why her being a virgin is important. Tell her you'll teach her all the essential sexual positions regardless.
>>25259724
Alright do i tell her if i'm a virgin or not?
>>25259728
Yes, but make sure she understands it's not an issue because you've learnt everything you need to know from pornhub.
>>25259743
Alright.. are you tricking me right now? are you trying to purposely ruin my chances with a 10/10 cutie?
>>25259753
No trust me I do this every day and I get literally 100s of girls matching me
>>25259764
well can you at least provide proof to make me at ease?
>just matched with my first qt
>my first....
stop right there, you need practice first. if you get into your head you need to talk to or need to get in a relationship with THIS chick you will be disappointed.
>>25260255
>f you get into your head you need to talk to or need to get in a relationship with THIS chick you will be disappointed
What do you mean?
>>25260266
Just saying there's a 1/5 chance you will snag this one. Message ones you don't like and decrease the fucks you give when ones like this one flake on you.
Such is online dating, or anything else. People suck. Don't get into your head you will talk to many women at all without getting rejected a lot for the stupidest of reasons.
>>25260287
Meh i won't, if she tells me to fuck off or something or don't respond i won't get hurt. Because deep down i know I'm not good looking enough for someone like that or have the bank account.
>>25259434
>Make a profile
>I am pretty picky
>City is full of hambeasts and single mothers
>Get 1 match
>>25259434
>"What up, family. What's the difference between Kanye and Drake?"
>"What?"
>Kanye be like in his arrogance, and Drake be like in his feels, yo."
You'll get it in, bruh.
>>25260303
she's not all that and then some by any man's definition. 7/10 at best. keep improving yourself (hope you hit gym or some shit) and for god sakes just message them anyway, but don't let the rejections get under your skin.
>>25259434
LOL
I remember being into online dating. I'd occasionally match with a qt, whenever I didn't get an ugly fat nigger SJW.
My advice is: don't bother. They have several other chat windows open with better options. You're just there to fill in time when she's not flicking her bean to Chad's new car stereo system and workout equipment. You're going to end up disappointed. I guarantee it 100%.
>>25260345
Alright, i lied before i didn't send her a message I'm too fucking scared. I must be low-test. I'd do anything to have her wrap her beautiful legs around my head.
I just don't know what to say, i do have a motorcycle though so maybe i can set something up.
>>25260369
Whether you send her a message or not, it won't affect her life, she'll go on feeling validated and never respond.
>>25259482
>I don't have facebook
How are you using tinder if you don't have a facebook account?
>>25260385
Okay well I'm doing it for my self. I'm a 22 year old KHV and still scared of women. This will be my first time sending a message to a qt.
>>25260399
I created a fake-one for tinder.
>>25259600
why haven't you followed this advice op?
legit as it gets.
>>25260369
doesn't really matter desu, just try to grab her attention with something you spend a couple minutes crafting then forget about
>>25260385
agree with this guy.
>>25260400
you're hyping the qt bit too much. just message whoever the fuck you'd smash drunk
honestly mate, i'm your age. i was where you are at the beginning of the year, but I've smashed 3 chicks since then. I dunno I just tried my best to get my shit on its way to being sorted out then used phenibut during the day to crush anxiety and weed for introspection.
>>25260443
How aren't you scared of messaging girls online though? they can see your fucking face so you cant say "hey bby, lets fuck" etc.. unless you are 10/10.
That's why im scared.
>>25259434
Mate, the absolut best way of getting a girl to reply is to just writr her first name!
I shit you not! I would say it works 75% of the time.
>>25260465
good pics. 100% good pics. check out rooster's okcupid guide
i tried to imitate both these pics, as a couple of mine in my profile. obviously i'm nowhere where these guys are
>>25260563
Fuck me mate, i'm no where near that good looking or that muscular. I'm a tall skinny guy who runs a lot and runs with things like a weighted vest.
>>25260580
>tall
>skinny
how much exactly? you actually have a massive leg on all these 5'5 fat guys complaining they can't get any. pretty sure you need to just get there m8. get some reps on these babes
>>25260620
I can post my picture if need be, i'm quite skinny.
>>25260629
w/e, if you want to. start gaining some weight. gomad and SS is your new bible. replace r9k with fit
i'm just here to spread the gospel of lifting and pheibut
>>25260660
I'm too lazy, but believe it or not. I will now send a message to the girl. Shit.. i want to get shit down so i can be myself and call her a cunt whore of a bitch.
>>25260680
i mean *shot down.
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>>25260680
if you don't want to make it right now, you never will. idk mate, just how it is.
>>25260697
I would go gym believe me, but i wish i had someone. My cousin goes with his friends but he wouldn't want to bring a loser like me.
>add me too chat
>literally a few words and I'm already sighing
Fuck
>>25260745
What happened? explain.
>>25260580
>runs with things like a weighted vest
dude why
>>25260712
You really don't need anyone to go to the gym. It's the digital age. All the info you need is at your fingertips.
Good luck mate, I hope you message that broad either way shit or not. Hit the gym. If you need to talk to someone, you have my steam name. I'm going to bed
>>25260806
Build a stronger core, legs, as well as back. The military does it. I see it's fine for me as well.
I'm an autist when it comes to these things.
>>25260832
What can i talk to you about? can you teach me to be calm near women and socialize?
>>25260849
dunno, I don't know you. try me
guys OP here, i really did send her a message now.
>>25260960
Whatya send?
>>25260991
"Hello m'lady, it seems you accidentally swiped right on my profile."
I'm then going to tell her if she wants to remove me from tinder, she'll have to accept my date request so i can show her personally.
>>25261007
Honestly that wasnt that bad! Gj mate
>>25261016
Is this what it feels like to be chad?
>>25261043
No not really, you have to sleep with her first. Thats when you feel kinda alpha
>>25261078
How do i make her my gf after i sleep with her? im getting excited.
Also should i buy condoms now?
>>25261089
Kek, calm down mate.
>>25261089
Focus on getting her to sleep with you first.
Buy condoms before the first date
>>25261143
>>25261119
Damn man, i feel alpha as fuck right now. I'm listening to that normmie G6 song and feeling hyped.
I got tinder 3 or 4 days ago and bought the subscription because I figured it's only 3.99 for a month.
Anyway I've given maybe 700 likes to girls in the default area range of 80 km and gotten 22 matches. 6 of which were responding to my super likes.
I set my age to 18 on Facebook before creating the account so that I could try and get given more young cuties to swipe, but now I realise that's probably holding me back since girls rarely ever want to date younger, and even though it says on my profile that I'm actually 22 they won't see that.
I really hope girls are inactive during the Christmas break and my account isn't being outright denied by all the cuties I've liked abd super liked so far because my age is too young.
>>25261156
Has she responded?
>>25261194
Dumb fuck. Set your age to 22, young q.t. Will ofcourse want to date the older guy.
>robots go for Stacey
>surprised when they get cheated on
Good luck with that
>>25261268
It is not staceys fault that robots are fucking boring and autistik that she has no other choice
>>25261196
I lied again, i didn't send her a message. BUT NOW I HAVE and here is proof. I was still scared and was manning up. Guys wish me luck right now. Send you best wishes to a 22 year old KHV.
Keep this thread alive if you want to see the responses, a real robot using tinder no bullshit. I've never had a female friend ever. This is probably my first ever time taking to a girl online.
>>25261268
Why should i care? chad wouldn't care. As long as you get the sweet berry juice all is alright.
>>25259434
Make sure it's not fake.
>>25261361
Stop wasting our time. Pics or it didnt happen.
>>25261361
>>25261425
Edit, here is real picture.
>>25261440
No reply so far, should i be panicking right now?
>>25261234
I didn't know you could choose your preferred age range on tinder, I thought that me having 22 in my profile would mean that the algorithm would automatically give me mainly 20-24 year olds to swipe
I've had to go on the Facebook request DOB change form but who knows when or if it will change.
How easy is it to set up a fake facebookprofile for tinder? You need a minimum number of friends right?
>>25261440
Congrats bro, you talked to another human! You feel good? How's that adrenalinrush?
>>25259434
>add her on FB
>say "hey i got matched with you on tinder. i'd like to get to know you. I'd like to chat with you through facebook but i prefer getting to know people in person.
would you like to go on a date sometime?"
>take her out on a great date
>collect panties
youre welcome OP
>>25261493
Feels okay man, but is she supposed to disappear from your "new matches list" when you send her a msg?
Otherwise damn it was real easy, i was pacing around my room for nothing all that time.
>>25261482
In my limited experience (22 matches) not many girls reply fast and only around 60% reply at all. Best in mind that these girls will have a selection of chads hitting them up for quick pussy so don't expect anything. The most you will really get us some sex when her schedule doesn't match any chad's.
You don't want to invest emotionally in a girl on tinder. Think how many men they fuck and with what ease.
>>25261503
Too creepy! He should ask her on tinder if he could her on facebook and keep chatting there
>>25261440
gg
original comment with lots of content and shit
>>25261533
>>25261516
90 matches normie masterrace here!
Tip: dont get attached to one of your matches. Go for the shotgun tactic and write to as many as possible. Them if one doesnt respond you have 4 other girls to potentially bone
>>25261533
I mean shit.. everywhere you go they are always on their phones how could she not replied yet? Also yeah I'm aware of the competition. At least now i won't be afraid to send the first message.
>not many girls reply fast and only around 60% reply at all.
How long exactly? Also i don't care for sex how do i make her understand if she responds? I'd rather have a female friend or a girlfriend. I wouldn't even mind taking it slow. 9No kissing, sex etc..)
>>25261563
Shes my only first match, outside of a bot, and two fat girls who are like 200 km's away.
I cant exactly shotgun shit.
>>25261534
you know what youre right.
edit:
>ask if you can add on FB
>add her on FB
>say hi. introduce yourself, tell her where youre from and tell her you got matched with her on tinder.
>ask her some basic shit like where are you from, what do you do for a living. you can also make a small joke or be humorous to keep her interested.
>say "hey I'd like to chat more with you through facebook but i prefer i get to know people in person. would you like to go on a date sometime?"
>take her out on a great date
>collect panties
>>25261567
Then sniper her you faggot
>>25261585
Fucking A that was good, do that OP!
>>25261611
>>25261585
I said earlier i created a fake FB so i could use the APP.
I cant do that. Tinder and getting her number is the only way.
>>25261619
Then ask her for her number, problem solved dickhead
>>25261649
She still hasn't responded. Now i feel worse.
>>25261662
Calm down, you got us anon
dump her your pepe collection OP.
bitches love frog memes
>>25261662
It's 4am you cuck. STFU and wait.
>>25261677
Maybe so, but i feel like absolute useless shit. Might go out for a run and clear my head and run on my shin-splints.
Also she might have unmatched me since shes not in my new-matches list anymore and only in the messages list as i mentioned here.
>>25261701
It's nearly 10pm and it's Saturday.
>>25261709
theres plenty of fish in the ocean
>>25261709
Forgot to link my other post; >>25261516
>>25260660
Gomad is a meme
>>25261709
Sure go out for a run!
When you write to a girl they will be removed from the new matches. She hasnt unmatched you
All is good
>>25259434
very weird she will only talk on FB, probably want to check out your account to judge you based on it
>>25261619
How many friends did you need on your fake FB to sign up for Tinder?
>>25261516
>>25259434
Blaise get the fuck off 4chan you idiot
>>25261567
If she doesn't reply at all then so far I have been sending her a message the next day.
It's kick-started a couple of convos, and especially at this time of year for the past couple of days and next day or two most people are busy with more important things. Also everyone has plans for NYE and the day after so you .
>>25261488
No, I've got a fake fb for tinder with no friends
>>25259434
You are a low tier man. Go for low tier women. Learn our place.
World would be a much better place if people just learned their place
>>25261949
then why would she like back?
>>25261968
tindering when drunk, not even once. I matched with a 14 year old girl once
>>25261979
>I matched with a 14 year old girl once
s-so what?
>>25261979
>not even once
back to reddit mate
>>25261979
This. You are putting too much meaning to a random swipe
>>25261986
i teach 13 year old kids at work, its fucking wierd
>>25262002
and that random swipe gets chad laid.
>>25261989
hey whadaya know?! i got reddit open in another tab! are you one of those hacker men people?
>>25261585
Hey, completely different guy here, I've been talking to this qt on interpals but she hasn't been responding, even though she's online, should I take the initiative and contact her facebook instead? She didn't give it, but it's trivially easy to find from her username.
But girls are dumb as shit, I mean, I found a secondary account of another girl once then messaged her and she thought that constituted as "hacking" lmao.
>>25262094
fuck that! if she doesnt want to talk to you she wont talk to you, better to let it die now then forever being a creep in her eyes
>click like
>close to each other
>match
>400 miles away all of a sudden
what
the
fuck
>>25262116
I can understand why you'd think that normally, but she's FOB, dorky and likes vidya, and was always really cute in her messages, not a Stacy in other words, I'm thinking I should wait until the holidays are over perhaps.
>>25262145
fine, but when you do write to her, write something casual. minimize the spaghetti.
"hey wanna come over and play some vidya?"
i shit you not this alone will work.
>>25262172
That's too much too soon, besides I live with my folks. What do you think about just adding her on the fb I found? I think the problem is she gets way too many messages on IP and ignores shit mostly.
>>25262201
Online via steam then?
>>25262201
nein nein nein
you have to take initiative. show her that you have a pair of balls. take out for a beer then you cuck. do not add her on facebook. ask her for her number instead!
before you get ahead of yourself anon, learn some things about her.
I once almost invited myself inside a purple haired chick before I found out she was 5 years older than me with 3 kids. I was actually afraid she might've been in high school still
just don't get ahead of yourself.
KEEP IT CASUAL
in this situation, you want to be a filthy casual
>>25262201
It's never too soon. Act fast and meet in person, the longer you wait to face to face interaction the worse off you are.
>>25262249
But she didn't respond to my last two messages (because she has too many?), 3 messages is getting into cringe territory.
>>25262291
Only sent a handful of messages so far senpai
>>25262229
Don't have steam.
>>25262332
yeah call it off if you've already sent 2 messages
>>25262347
I'm not letting her go just like that m8. And like I said, she's not western, she's EE, so probably more forgiving of traditional/non-Chad behaviour.
Op here, i'm back. Had a glorious run but shins are worse then before.
At least my heads clear. Still no message from the cutie but oh well. It is Saturday after-all (11;28pm).
>>25262264
did you fuck it? a hole is a hole.
>>25259434
>using the wrong "to"
Dropped
>>25262826
I sometimes make deliberate spelling mistakes with girls, they don't value intelligence, it makes you less Chaddy.
>>25262249
>>25262291
I said I'm in her town tomorrow meeting another friend (true) and asked her out for a drink, said she's working, but said she hoped I had a good time (she writes like a genki).
Ask again near new years perhaps?
>>25263339
Just leave her alone you crerp
>>25263403
Fuck off roastie, I'm a 7/10 at least.
>>25263451
Yet here you are on r9k you fat creep.
>>25263339
Naaah, NYE is too big of a night to spend with a stranger
>>25259670
This is autistic as fuck.
You're autistic as fuck.
Fuck you OP, I hope you never get laid in your shitty life.
>>25263501
I'm 6'1 and 165lbs, roastie, I bet your candida albicans smelling pubis is so laden with lard only the beef curtains show.
>>25263339
Hello reddit, please leave.
>>25263563
why are you even on r9k? Just leave you flamingo.
>>25263627
I'm here and bitter because unlike me, he's actually getting matches on tinder, and he's being fucking autistic as shit about it instead of PRETENDING to be a normal person.
>m'lady
>feels good man
>qt3.14
Jesus
>>25263703
He's basically holding up a sign telling her: "HELLO I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE AND I WON'T PRETEND THAT I HAVE"
>>25263703
>just bee someone else
Fuck off normie
>>25263743
Of course, you idiot. Being yourself doesn't fucking work when you're literally autistic like OP. If you're not gonna be yourself, you gotta pretend to be someone else. Either that, or not even bother in the first place, what else is there to do?
>>25263763
You sound like a failed normie more and more with every reply.
Fuck off.
>>25263780
I'm a robot, stop being an idiot and answer my question.
>mfw OP will have his heart torn out of his chest, reaped on his flesh and have his bones tossed out the window after hooking up with Stacy
