Howdy NEETs!
Subway now offers online ordering. You can order your nutritious sub made just for YOU with only the finest and freshest ingredients by a qualified sandwich artist without having to worry about spilling your spaghetti in front of everyone.
How convenient. I know I'm going to be enjoying one tomorrow after I sleep in while wagecucks with weekend shifts have to return to work to slave for Mr. Goldstein again.
Hope you enjoyed your one day off, wagecuckie. Another day, another dollar.
>wagecucks live for the weekend
>A NEET's life is one giant weekend
Fucking losers
HAHAHAHA
>>25257967
I know these are shitty bait posts but at one time (not sure if they've changed the recipe) they used the same chemical for subway bread as they did in underwear elastic. True story.
>>25258000
I know, right!
Did you know the main ingredient in lemonade is used as Nuclear Fuel Rod coolant?
Crazy world we live in
Is this faggot board being sponsored by subkek now desu
>>25257967
>subway
> finest and freshest ingredients
HEHEHE
>your sandwich artist arrives to hand-deliver your sandwich
>he had some trouble understanding your order, and informs you that to make sure they get it right they brought the entire sandwich design team and all the necessary implements with them
>they set up shop in your entryway
>in accordance with their dedication to customer service, they refuse to leave until you clarify your order face-to-face and prepare you your sandwich on-site
>>25257967
Is it all locations? That sounds really cool
