Well fellow robots its official, ancient wizard achieved. Its been a long time running and I have decided to grant one wish to any robot that gets trips.
>no wishing for gf
>no wishing for sex
It's funny the older I get, the more frames this comic gets.
Feelsbadman.exe
Anywho I hope I get a loyal qt3.14 asain wife
>>25257674
But i lost mine at 20 and i've been doing ok
Nearly in my mid 20s and if it were not for hookers I'd still not know what a woman smells or feels like.
TFW I've not done anything sexual without paying for it.
I just want to die senpai.
I hope wizard anon finds happiness.
Heal my skin problems.they're on my dick, senpai
Why is 13 weird? I was 13 she was 15, we fucked like rabbits and it lasted for like half minute for both of us
I had a condom on and she told me not to cum anyway lol
I don't think it's weird it felt totally normal
Destroyed me for awhile when we broke up though
>>25257674
100 dollars
Here we go baby
Here we go
I'll get my mom a Christmas present with it OP
>>25258178
rellie rell
Money and an onahole
>>25258045
I still don't know how people get laid without prostitutes. I literally cannot figure out how this works, I see people do it on TV but then I also see people flying and shooting lasers from their eyes.
Can't image how it would work in real life, is it just you're walking along and then a girl you know says that she's ok with you fucking her and you go back to your place and she doesn't change her mind or act really scared for some reason?
>turned 20 in September
>virgin, no friends, never had a gf etc
>slowly becoming more and more like the 20 yo in OP's pic
At least I still have some self-awareness.
>>25258251
No anon, you have to take initiative.
20 years virgin here, I had so many opportunities, and I fucked up every single last one of them.
Just kill me.
>>25258086
re-rolling for the happiness of my wizard bros
>mfw I spend nights on omegle pretending to be a girl
>If I don't this I will talk no one the whole week
>25 years old virgin
>tfw I literally unironically got laid on Monday night
>>25258330
>tfw 24
>tfw it's nearly 2016
>tfw I'm turning 25 in 2016
>no end in sight for Mr. Bones Wild Ride
>being born on Christmas
Next time I sleep, I wish to wake up as a cute 6 year old girl.
>>25258434
underageB& get off my board
>>25258434
Since you're not a babydaddy yet, not very.
I wish to get fucked up on as many different varieties of hallucinogens as possible with my fellow robot broscaptcha was literally "select all cactus"mfw peyote is a cactusit's a sign!
>>25258251
I can't really describe it accurately. Its like walking a tight rope. You have to be confident and cocky enough to get what you want, but you also have to be somewhat respectful and let her make the decision. It's the social equivalent of picking a lock. The lock will open, but only of you get everything just right.
>>25258251
In my experience one of two ways
>Find a really slutty girl. There's maybe 1-2% of the female population that you can basically do exactly that (just ask if they're dtf and go from there- no alcohol, bar setting, social status bs involved)
Last girl I fucked before my current gf was like this.
or more conventionally
>Go on date/outing/whatever
>omfg anon I really like you
>make plans to meet up again
>get her to your apartment
>"okay anon but no funny business :)"
>start making out, escalate, flip up her skirt, slap her ass etc.
>at some point she'll be super horny and then you can move to sex
>once you establish a relationship and become more comfortable around each other it becomes more casual
Other than that you can always go the party/club/bar route but I try to stay away from those types of venues because I'm a former alcoholic+rape hysteria (she can't consent if she's had 1 drink even if she bought you three because you were cute but then you didn't call her the morning after and she feels like a slut and blah blah blah)
Moot point anyways.
If hooking up has taught me anything it's that I'm a pretty monogamous man with a low sex drive. I think I could marry and remain happily faithful to my current gf for the rest of my life (I took her virginity and she's a qt. 3.14 petite shy best corean who wants to cook and clean for me :) )
$200 get
Original comment plz
>Tfw losing virginity tomorrow to the love of my life
I don't even care that much. It just feels good to know it'll be with someone I love.
>>25258251
Being good looking really really REALLY helps. Pretty much 90% of the battle.
>>25257674
I want totem
I want to be a millionaire
>>25257674
>seen this picture over the years ever since I was 15
>still a virgin at the age of46
>>25260782
Trips get, wish for Steam games
>>25257674
You're 50 and on /r9k/?
^My wish is for you to answer this question btw
Wish for gf
Give me discipline so I can escape my hell hole
>>25257674
Saw this pic at 17 y/o
>tfw now 20
HELP ME PLEASE IVE DONE SO MUCH IVE BECOME /FIT/, FIXED MY TEETH, MY ACNE, WEAR COLOGNE, SHOWER EVERYDAY, GET GOOD GRADES AND IM LITERALLY NOWHERE NEAR GETTING A GF
The most surprising thing about this thread is that there are still people here who are over 20 years old. A lot of the content seems to be provided by underageb&s recently
>>25260953
You're not a fucking flower, bugs don't go and sit on your lap.
Go out and make friends.
20 here
At least I have anime
My journey to wizardry ended at 24. A hot redhead had pity sex with me. Apparently I have a big cock. I feel like one of those retards who can lift 1000 lbs but can't follow a simple instruction like 'put the stuff here' so im effectively a waste of a good cock.
She has come over for sex more and more though, and I'm finally not so nervous that I can actually finish.
>>25260953
Try growing a personality famalam.
You won't become interesting posting on a Scandinavian salamander-swapmeet interweb forum
>>25260981
>>25261019
I've learnt to talk and sorta keep a conversation... Thing is I run out of topics to talk about real fast and my mind goes blank. However I've always felt like I can switch personalities real fast (unintentionally) when I talk to different people. Also I always assume the other person doesnt give a shit about what I say (like this post) and I just start not giving a shit about their opinion. The few friends I've managed to make tell me I'm an asshole but that they like me cause I'm original
>>25261019
>Scandinavian salamander-swapmeet
this is my new favorite euphemism.
>>25257674
I wish for a quick death in the near future.
>>25257674
>20
>if you haven't even sold your virginity to a whore yet. you aren't worth saving
just kill me now, wiizard
>>25257674
Laaaa laa laa wait till get my money right
This is how the true wizzard looks like.
>lost that shit at 18
I regret not staying in wizard school every day guys, harlots ain't worth it.
Rolling for wish.
Wish robots could be truly happy.
>>25261357
why is the cat smoking?
>>25261437
Because it's cool.
What are you, fucking retarded?
>>25257953
>>25257674
>Tfw 21 Kv
>>25257674
I want to be a qt3.14 girl please op
I wish that everyone becomes a 10/10.
>>25257674
I want to create a waifu application which will satisfy my emotional and financial needs.
Have fun in uni
I want to be rich
>lost virginity at 14
who /let an older man rape his hole in their teens here/?
>acting like 20 is old
there are way too many 18 year old virgins here who think that their lives are basically over
>>25262857
>acting like 20 isn't old
mate...
>>25262889
you're basically still a child to the rest of the world except for the law
>>25262903
if you aren't already doing well by 20 its too late
>>25262976
is this what robots literally think?
lmao most people don't even start the careers they settle into until like 25
hell I have some friends who were literally already doctors and decided to change careers or move to different countries
>>25263005
We're not talking about careers; we're talking about having sex.
How could the people doing as well as you describe not get laid and remain a virgin until 30?
>>25260863
Rerroll
>>25263031
One of my friends didn't get laid until he was 23 because he was still doing his masters and he just never had time for a girlfriend and didn't want to bother shagging a one-hitter at a party.
You're not permanently as horny as you are as a teenager. You also still meet plenty of people past your 20s. It's not some desolate wasteland where you go to your job and then back home. If you have a career in literally any worthwhile field, you will be traveling to conventions or shows. You will be attending work parties. It's not weird for people to go to Las Vegas and go out clubbing pushing 30.
20 year olds just aren't socially old. You can fuck whatever you want.
>>25260767
You can always take a trip all the way to Arizona to get yourself some lottery tickets.
>>25258131
>Why is 13 weird?
If you're engaged in sexual activity at that age it's probably because either you were abused or neglected. Or live in a trailer.
>>25263109
>If you have a career in literally any worthwhile field
Really? Is it really like this in america?
As for my eurofag ass, nope you rarely meet any people your age after you get your first job.
I also have a friend who's 24 and he's a KHV. But because he's a robot.
>>25263439
I'm an accountant and I go to at least 5 - 7 work-related parties a year. Also just going out in general with friends.
There are very few jobs out there where you won't at least make some friends with other people. Even teachers can get out and mingle.
Kill urself op
Is this original enough for you you fagbot
>>25263109
>You're not permanently as horny as you are as a teenager.
That adds to the problem. As you get older and less horny, you have less of a drive to get laid. Combined with total lack of experience or knowledge, the older you get the harder it is to lose it.
>You also still meet plenty of people past your 20s. It's not some desolate wasteland where you go to your job and then back home. If you have a career in literally any worthwhile field, you will be traveling to conventions or shows.
That's what 10% of the population at most? Most people work in dead end jobs where you never meet anyone other than the same few dead beats every single day forever.
I left uni and got a job, and since then haven't even talked to a girl, the only people I see are dead-beat middle-aged men.
>>25257674
The ability to make money out of thin air.
i can get women to like me, i just can't get them to have sex with me.
>>25263005
>16 years old
>hot gf; non virgin
>A+ in maths GCSE
>strong professional network built by networking since I was 12 years old
>been interviewing with six different companies since predicted GCSE grades came out
>six offers
>company car
>flat in central London
>300k starting
You lazy faggots need to get your lives in gear
>>25263729
I find it hard to believe that you have a good job if you can't even read
I want a pony
> tfw 20 years virgin and no-fap
> Never even had a wet dream or orgasmed.
> Never felt horny or sexually attracted to anyone.
I think I may be asexual.....
What's it feel like? What am i missing out on? TV and movies make it all seem so alien, I honestly can't comprehend it.
>>25263986
well it shouldn't matter to you anyways
>>25263986
I still can't fathom how there are people on this board that genuinely want a relationship, ive never really understood it either
Not even asking for a gf, just make her say yes tomorrow.
>>25260782
>ever since I was 15
>still a virgin at the age of 46
>Implying 4chin even existed 31 years ago
>>25263729
Mods please ban this kid
