ITT: stories where you reached a new low
>promised myself I would kick my high school tormentors ass if I ever saw him again (or try to)
>saw him at subway
>smiled and waved to him when we made eye contact as I was leaving
>>25256129
>be me
>stupidly decide to try and escape robot-dom by joining a frat in college
>rushing with other guys
>have to stay up a full week
>On the fifth day I'm tired as fuck
>Been sneaking in 30 min naps every now and again
>Frat bros breathing down my neck the rest of the time
>I'm actually making friends and really opening up
>Then I make the stupid mistake of falling asleep in biology
>When I wake up frat bros drag me out to car
>They bring me over to frat house
>Strip me down
>Get out a paddle
>They go to town on my bare ass
>"SLEEP THEN WEEP"
>They keep chanting
>After about four minutes I'm in tears and my ass is blistered
>I'm sick too, from being up so long
>I can't hold it in
>Liquid escapes my every orifice
>I shit on an alumni
>For some reason I had an erection the whole time
>Needless to say I was kicked out of the frat
>Everyone on campus knows
>People constantly calling me out in the halls
>"Man you're the shit, dude"
>Stuff like that
>I can barely get out of bed anymore
God I was so close to making it
>>25256252
Should have turned it into a positive. Pretty funny that you shitted on some guy. Also should have sued the school .
