*tosses a cig at you*
*doesn't even smoke cigs*
*catches cig*
*goes full homo and stuffs it up his ass*
*watches as you lean close to observe the situation*
*blows it outta his ass*
>>25256016
I feel like I've seen this meme before...
th-thanks
>when the 'bac hits the brain
>>25256384
*fails to meme at you*
>>25256333
fukin fag
>>25256461
ummm...
*prances around a bit*
*gets funding from the government*
*grins at you arrogantly with almost no cum on his teeth*
*forces a cock into your face*
*doesn't even have a real cock, it was a christmas dildo*
*asks you to grin and bear it until you find the dildo's caramel heart*
*watches you suck it for 40 minutes*
*remembers that there is no caramel heart on this one*
*does the deed*
*Closed his loop*