my fucking microwave just stopped working how the hell am I supposed to heat up my hot pockets now
use a pan or the oven
Put a fork in the socket and hold the hot pocket in your other hand
>>25255815
Use your neighbors microwave
>>25255815
Eat it RAWWWW you donkey
FUCKING FIX IT YA DAWWWWWWWNNKKEEEYYYY
>>25255815
Stick it under one of the massive folds of fat and let your body's heat do the work for you
>>25255815
Just go buy a new one.
duh