For how much longer do you think you'll be a virgin?
Like another 1-2 years
having sex just doesn't seem like a reality for me, it's like it happens on a different plane of existence
Can't imagine not being one
>>25255789
what scene is this?
Why don't you learn PUA and go fuck a clubslut?
I did when I was26
For however much longer I'm alive.
>>25255789
I'm hoping by the end of 2016 I won't still be a virgin.
i'm pretty sure that the only women that will ever physically touch me are family members hugging
>>25255841
i feel you hombre.
apparently im attractive enough to attract qts and make them nervous around me, but im such a fucking headcase nobody would want to once they know who I am. when friends have successfully dragged me out in public they always tell me grills are trying to get my attention, but I just don't believe them ever.
being intimate with another human being has never happened in my life and i just can't picture it happening at all. it seems so foreign and strange.
>tfw got an erection watching that webm
until i decide to spend money
At least another 3 or 4 years. Probably more. I don't think I'll die a virgin. I'll die alone but I'll fuck once or twice before then
>>25255789
Is she gaining weight?
It looks better on her
i got close this year but failed. All depends if i meet someone in the next few months. Moving to bumfuck nowhere with nobody around my age soon.
>>25255898
that's gross desu
>>25255789
Until I find a the right girl to lose it to and she's also a virgin. Otherwise never I guess. I have a really low sex drive anyway.
>>25255789
Forever senpai. It hurts
I'm not
Sex is overrated
>>25255789
Ava is really top-tier pornstar. Dat fat pussy and big soft tits.
>>25256416
Which Ava?
1 more month
>>25256344
This. Smells awful too.
If you're circumcised and masturbate more than once a day you won't be able to ejaculate either. You'll need to pull out and jerk it for a good 1-2 minutes.
furever
Gonna visit a qt trap next week and fugg like rabbits.
>>25255789
>be me
>damn this girl is thick and beautiful
>OP was even nice enough to give her name in the filename
>look her up on google images
>hmm okay this is looking good
>but does she have scenes with niggers?
>hope for the best and search
>that sinking feel realizing she has done scenes with niggers
Wow and I was excited to fap to. What a fucking waste of a woman. Another one for the trash.
until i muster up the courage to finally kill myself
before new years maybe, i'll give myself another week and if i'm still hugless then i'll probably just call it a life
>>25255866
>He uses PUA to get laid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25255789
Forever, son.
>>25255789
>you'll never have an unbemt dick to do thatNot virgin since 15
>>25255789
another month or 2 max >>25255789
unless i start dating someone and she wants to wait
otherwise, casual sex is definitely on the horizon
>>25255789
Negative five years
>>25256818
any pictures?
I'm 30. I might lose my virginity in the next two years. Maybe.
>>25255789
If not in the next two years, never.
>>25255789
3 Y E A R S M A X
I can't take it anymore 2bh
I would do anything to sleep with ava adams. Her body is amazing.
2 months hopefully. Dating catholic school girl. She wants to wait a while to have sex. But on the first date we made out in my car and i took off her shirt and bra. She's afraid of a lot of stuff. I think she's afraid of her feelings? I have to be patient.
>>25257620
I knew there was a reason I hated atheists
I've only ever been on one date and it was awkward as fuck. I just dont know how to talk to the ladies and I wouldnt know how the fuck to be intimate with them.
I don't think I'll have sex for a long ass time. Pic related its the weird succubus I went out with.
>>25256938
chads know PUA instinctively
PUA is just refined and outright
Women never have a counter argument to PUA, they just resort to laughing at it because they know it works.
>>25255890
This == me. Its best to just shut down brain and basically fib to yourself that you're normal. Getting in mindloops is shitty and nobody else likes being aware of how terrible life actually can be. So just play it cool
3 - 7
once I hit 30 it's hooker time tobh
I lost my virignity when I was 15 to a family friend. She was a pretty ugly red head who hit puberty and all of a sudden got hot as fuck.
I snuck out at night, climbed in her bedroom window and we fucked it was very nice and typical. Felt kind of guilty on the way home though cause I cheated on this girl I was "dating" at the time but it quickly dissipated.
>>25257098
Thirsty fgt. idk let me see
>>25258025
If >>25257098 is still lurking. the trap in question
>>25256869
Have we reched the next level of autism?
Until I finally mercifully kill myself
>>25258087
Pretty passable to me
>>25255789
forever, I hope
>>25258087
Keep in mind lad you're still a virgin if you fuck a trap, it just means you're fucking a man in the ass.
>>25257750
Chads are naturally attractive men
PUA are not.
Chads get approached at the clubs
PUAs dont.
>>25258289
That's a silly definition because it would mean every gay dude is a virgin.
>>25255789
>For how much longer do you think you'll be a virgin?
For how much longer will I be alive?
>>25258289
>Fuck a man in the ass
>still a virgin
Damn anon. I literally didn't think people could be this retarded. Im still in shock that's what you actually typed out, did the captcha for and everything.
if no girl shows interest in me by the time I'm 30, I'm going to shoot myself desu
>>25258087
>>25258289
>mfw normies found a loophole to still call themselves robots.
>>25258221
Thanks senpai. But really it's for dis ass doe
>>25255890
su feel es mi feel
I don't think we're going to make it desu
I sucked a bbc
Who is the girl in the webm
>>25255789
Link to the porno.
>>25258544
>implying fucking a trap isn't one of the cornerstones of robotic programming
lurk mas por favor
>>25258568
Please tell me you're trolling.
Why are there so many gays on here?
>>25258599
Anon-kun that's insensitive. >>25258568 could be a femanon for all you know.if they existed
about 3-5 years give or take
>>25258599
>Why are there so many gays on here?
Most are just joking. However the fact that these people even joke to me still says that they are gay faggots.
>>25257102
WIZARD
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Tell us of your powers.
Am I the only who doesn't really care? I mean I want a girlfriend and all but I don't really care that much if I get it or not, it's not something I put effort into it, I dress pretty nice and all and I've had a couple girls show interest in me but I don't really care about relationships, could it be because I have other hobbies? I have a bunch actually, skydiving, riding my motorcycle, fashion, and photography. I just can't feel the need of companionship like my friends or other people do, I always feel numb, the only time I really feel like talking to girls is when I'm high on mdma, but other than that I just don't really care, if it happens it happens, and if it doesn't who cares.
>>25258462
Right.
These bitches are done. I didn't think, I mean, sure I always maintain the capacity in my brain power that shit can and will get worse here.
But that's some novel shit there.
>>25259118
I'm bummed because I don't have a supermoto atm
If I could afford one that'd be awesome
>>25259118
Tandem skydiving one time with your instructor's cock rammed against your ass in a harness is not a hobby, faggot.
probably never
i don't want to have sex with a stranger and women seem to never want me so i can't get to know one well enough.
>>25255789
I really don't know my man
I think the odds my 15 year old brother gets a gf before I do are tilting further away from 50-50, and not in a good way
>25 years old
>want first time to be with another virgin
>mfw there are no virgin females my age
if I ever do sex (unlikely) its going to be with someone who lost their virginity a long time ago
:(
Can someone please give me a bangbros account
I havent fapped in a month and am ready to break it. Im just asking for a strong release...please someone
I'd say probably as long as I still live in my parents basement. Hopefully not for much longer than 2 years.
>>25256818
Enjoy your HIV, anon.
>>25255789
2 weeks-2 months probably
The girl I'm dating is a virgin too but we'll fuck eventually. Thing is, we're both definitely scared to do it. She wants to take things slow, so we probably won't have sex until she's officially my girlfriend.
She might want us to fall in love first.
The longer it takes, the less likely it is to happen. You can offset this somewhat by being wealthy or attractive, but the reality is if you were actually wealth or attractive you probably wouldn't still be a virgin in the first place.
>>25255789
forever
its ok tho idc
i dont want to be happy anyway
>>25259604
You just jelly anon. It's ok though, maybe one day you too will get blessed with a qt trap's boipucci to pound.
>>25259627
hows winter recess going?
just kidding, anon. good for you :)
take things at the pace she wants to. don't rush it. you are very lucky.
>>25259715
Thanks.
I dated a girl for a year and a half before this and I'm admittedly still not over her. We never had sex because we were long distance for most of it, and although we met up a few times in person we were never able to do more than oral. Then she broke up with me.
The new girl is my first serious "real" relationship but I can't take my mind off my ex.
>>25259694
That POZ LOAD will be a good Christmas gift, anon. Hope you wore a condom, kenboy.
Doubt it. Sadly an escort is my best chance of losing my virginity. I was actually gonna get one for my 21st a year and a half ago but she never rocked up... Even if I wanted to get one this year, it's about $300/hour which I can't afford and wouldn't want to part with if I could.
No normal girl would want a 22 y/o virgin who hasn't kissed a girl in 6 years. You can't say "I'm waiting until I've found the right girl" because if you're not Chad, you're not fooling her. Plus that'll make every girl think they're not good enough for you.
