Female nurses are regularly seeing and touching new penises. Sometimes they get erect.
My cousins are female nurses.
Doesn't seem right to me.
I'm a male nurse. It's just part of the job
>>25254870
Get something stuck around your dick and go to the hospital when they're on duty.
Free handjob.
>>25254967
Are you allowed to do the same for vaginas?
In college I got dragged to Urgent Care by my friend's visiting parents because I had a stomach ache and they panicked and thought I had appendicitis. I told the nurse there was nothing wrong besides a little bellyache, but she insisted on doing a thorough exam and I had to get naked and have my benis diddled. It felt excessive and it was uncomfortable.
>>25255072
>Are you allowed to do the same for vaginas?
men don't care if women or men touch their penis
women do care if it's a woman or a man touching their vagina
>>25255127
How does this post >>25255172 make you feel?
>>25255196
Slightly bothered, however it's not about whether a man or woman touches my dick, it's about if anyone touches my dick.
>>25255072
You mean touch them? I've cleaned plenty. I've put in tons of catheters. It all depends on what the woman is comfortable with
>>25255282
Is it true that all roasties smell very bad
>>25254870
I am a male nurse... It's just part of our job bro, it doesn't matter
>>25255282
Cathetering penises it's really easy, the hard mode it's with the vagines bc the meato can be in any place down there xd
>>25255479
>Cathetering penises it's really easy, the hard mode it's with the vagines bc the meato can be in any place down there xd
You sound real professional
>>25255479
Women are harder to put a cath in, this is true. But it's because you have to hold the labia open with one hand, which makes its harder to keep sterile.
>>25254870
>not going to the bathroom, stroking your penis to at least half chub.
>not playing it cool when she gasps at how big you are.
>>25255954
Trust me, nurses have seen it all. They've seen much bigger than you and much smaller. And I can't speak for all nurses, but my job became easier when I took everything sexual out of it.
>>25255977
So, never marry a female nurse.
>>25256372
I don't see why not. It's just at their job. They know how to work a dick better than 90% of girls out there
>>25255977
How did you "take everything sexual" out of it? Was this something you just did one day by choice, or does it happen slowly?
>Have horrible kidney infection
>feel like death for a week
>go to the hospital to get checked out
>qt nurse says she has to inspect my benis fugg
>I haven't showered in like 2 weeks because I've been feeling so bad so I'm smelling pretty ripe
>my pubes are a overgrown forest that needs purging
>I'm laying on my back with my hands behind my head looking at her dead in the eyes with a slight grin
>mfw
>>25256451
I just stopped getting any sexual thrill out of seeing/touching genitals or boobs. Happened pretty quick when I was still in school. I had to take an apical pulse of a classmate and she had great tits. The only way to make it not awkward was to focus on doing the job correctly. It was the right choice and has served me well
>>25256431
No, to hell with them.
Having worked in healthcare for many years I can certainly say that female nurses have made many a derogratory comment about their male patients genitals without any sense of impunity.
The notion that to them its a right yet shunned other male employees,their position being that all male healthcare workers are perverts.Hopefully this problem can finally come out so that people can see the truth.
>have to get an ultrasound for my balls to make sure I don't have cancer
>expect some 50 year old dude to be doing it
>it's actually a late 20's qt pie grill
>try my hardest to not get a boner as she gropes my balls with lube for 30 minutes
Been a nurse for almost 30 yrs and worked just about every aspect you could think of. the majority of my patients turned out to be female and all but a few had reservations because i was a male. if you're professional in your approach and respectful of their vulnerability there is no problem. unlike many female nurses, males can't discuss female patients like they do. the amount of inappropriate comments regarding the patients 'physique' and their attempts to see it were astounding. naturally, the better looking the male the more the looking and discussion. i actually had some men confide in me what some nurses did to them that they felt were un professional; and they were. as for foley, exams, dressings, etc.; with men the opening is pretty well defined for you. for women, the opening can be located close to the clitoris or further inward into the introitus. checking it out first always made things easier for everyone. we also never had numbing gel to use for males or females. warning them about the burn and being gentle always helped. as for holding the penis until the gel took effect; i find that totally unnecessarry. once inserted it can be placed lying down on the sterile drape until insertion is ready to be done. the desire to hold a man's penis has nothing to do with the process until insertion is necessary. i would never leave my finger in a woman's introitus just to mark the meatus. ascultation of the chest/back/abd can be done under the clothing to protect the patient's dignity. if your training didn't include that then your school and instructors are professional. bottom line, treat the patient with the same dignity that you'd want yourself to be treated, or your wife/husband, sister/brother, son/daughter, parents. i hoped this help some on here, especially students.
>>25257350
Lol dude I'm in med school and I still jokingly fondle my groups cadavers boobs.
As a male patient I am very introvert,I enjoy the solitude and avoid crows when possible. I have had 7 abdominal surgeries for FAP disease ,and lived with an incision hernia for 9 years just to avoid being cut on again and embarrassing experiences in hospitals have humiliated me to much. I have refused procedures that I have to be undressed for. I've decided to have no more nurses seeing or touching me anywhere even close to my private areas. I've had an inguinal hernia for 4 years now and the only reason I am no trying to have it taken care of ,is I refuse to have nurses shaving or cleaning me for the surgery. Even a male nurse prepping me for an inguinal hernia surgery is something I need to avoid. But it's far worse for me to think of any female nurse seeing or touching my privates or anywhere close to them. I've learned a patient cannot be prepped for a hernia surgery by any caregiver in a closed room. And other nurses can go in the room to talk to the nurse prepping an exposed male patient. It's like once a guy is admitted an it's necessary for him to be exposed... his genitals can be looked at an probably touched by any nurse taking the oportunity to enter the room the unclothed patient is being prepped in. If a female patient were put through such inappropriate modesty violation, there's a good chance she too would feel humiliated, violated ,used ,embarrassed, and nurses (male and female) ignore patients' feelings and morals. If patients are treated this way, the only way they (especially male patients) can prevent more embarrassment and humiliation is to avoid healthcare ...sometimes even if it leads to loosing their life or living a very low quality of life. I know healthcare workers will read what I have wrote here, think about the times they have put patients through humiliating experiences, and go to work and think little about doing it again and again. They wonder why men seek medical care far less than women do. Doesn't look like that will ever change.
>>25255046
Get peanut butter stuck on your dick. Free blowjob.
>>25257350
>>25257446
Two kinds of people
when I was 13 one of my balls got twisted and I had to go to the hospital to get it untwisted. a lot of people looked at my cock but all were men or old fat ladies. after the operation they kept me overnight and the middle-aged CNA on call made me show her my dick even though I don't think it was necessary to do so.
>>25254870
All women are whores robot
Even your dear old granny will/has begged to be slapped around and fucked like an animal with the right guy(s)
Male med student here, one thing that made a big impression on me is that as a nurse or doctor you may want to preserve the patient's dignity, but it's also very important to look at them naked.
For two reasons:
1. By looking at the patient's whole body you can see any ulcers/cancers/sores/bleeding/etc that you NEED to see in case they have something wrong with them
2. You're a pervert
:DDD
My cadaver had little balls of lymphoma and we were throwing them at each other. Lol.
But yeah, all joking aside, looking at nude patients isn't sexual, 99.9% of the time I'm thinking about what is wrong/what I need to find. Most people/patients have no idea how much anxiety it gives medical students or doctors about missing a diagnosis or mistreating a patient. There is a serious code of professional medical ethics, and it is very important to most of us, I personally take it very seriously.
>tfw no milf nurse examining your penis
>tfw she'll never comment on how you got circumcised
>she'll never say in disgust how dried out your cock head is
>she'll never comment on how the loss of skin caused your penis to be pathetically small
>you'll never begin to get hard in front of her because of the comments
>she'll never exclaim how disgusting and pathetic you are and punch you in the balls
>she'll never jerk you off then castrate you
>>25258207
> nurse will never insert a rectangular lathe made of rose bush clippings into my bunghole and turn it on while i chug her queefs out of a used barf bag from the airplane from Lost
> i will never dislocate my nutsack using it as Hopper Ball subsequently sending me to the E.R where a female nurse will suck it back into place while shitting into my eyeballs and huffing ether until my parents come in and pay to have them lethally inject me with aids and heroin bro :/
>>25255282
Do you do Circumcisions? Just wondering. It seem so fucked up
>>25254870
You get used to things working in a hospital.
Like the smell of burning flesh.
>>25258352
paed surgeons do.
>>25258352
Nurses aren't qualified to perform procedures like that.
t. male nurse
>>25255172
Actually, I very much care if either gender touches my dick. I don't know why the fuck you'd be okay with that.
>>25257571
Holy shit I feel you, pun unintended. It bothers me knowing there's people out there who probably have seen me naked, and God knows what would happen or could when you're sedated.
I'll die before I let myself get diddled.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-jury-orders-her-to-pay-500000/2015/06/23/cae05c00-18f3-11e5-ab92-c75ae6ab94b5_story.html
>>25258352
My dad's a pediatrician, and he does those in his office, he has never botched a single one.another pediatrician he knew would feed the foreskin to his pet parana in the hallway.
>>25257664
Nice one F a m
>>25258897
Because he's a degenerate.
>>25259071
>this is how normies talk behind a mans back if he shows even a LITTLE vulnerability even if its as something personal as a medical issue with his johnson
>>25257446
thats fine, dead bodies cant complain
>>25260909
> ywn sue normies for the big bucks
>had surgery in groin area
>doped up on meds, in bed for couple days
>haven't masturbated since i came in
>woke up from afternoon nap, even with the meds have a raging erection
>day nurse comes in
>early 40s, wavy blonde hair, green eyes
>hi anon! how are we doing today?
>pain meds have completely destroyed my inhibitions
>telling her how sexy she is as she's pulling my blanket back
>she gives me this wry smile "yeah I can see you really believe that"
>cracking really awful jokes about nurses in porn, probably heard this shit hundreds of times but for whatever reason she's getting a kick out of it
> i start cracking up because while she's doing her thing my dick is flopping all over the place
>she finishes up, puts the blanket back over me
>she's starts to leave and i ask her if i'm supposed to deal with this "swelling" in between my legs by myself
>"well no, do you want me to take care of it for you?"
>freaking out a bit because i didn't think she would call my bluff, manage to blurt out "yeah"
>slips her hand under the blanket and does this weird thing with her thumb over the back of my dick, jacks me off into her hand in like 4 strokes
>"try to relax and get some rest, okay?"
>"okay"
Believe it or don't, 4 years later and I still fap to that regularly
>>25261598
More green texts like this please.
