>tfw you realize hundreds and millions of women were getting fucked on Christmas night
And there are just as many who wish they could be spending tonight with you~
>>25254346
Why do you lie like that? I'm ugly and anti-social and have no job. What people?
Thanks for making it worse.
>>25254376
I fucked it up. I meant to say "with a guy like you", though I guess you wouldn't have swallowed that any better.
>>25254447
Yeah well i have no friends at all, so yeah. Fuck off all you anime fags do is make everything worse.
End your life OP
>>25254346
>>25254447
Why are you people so mean?
>>25254179
I don't think you understand Christmas, anon.
More like billions.
It's still Christmas here, I'm saving up for my gf though, we have a fetish for fast massive ejaculations so I don't cum for a few days at a time.
>>25254891
Chad
>hey gurl I got 1 las present 4 u
Stupid slut
>teehee what is it chaaaaaad :3
Chad
>muh dick u piece of shit
*starts throat fucking her*
>>tfw you realize a few of the qt girls you see during the day have pics fetishes and like being fucked in the ass, etc
nah, most people are too uncomfortably full of rich food to have sex on christmas night.
new years is more the get-laid holiday.
>>25255020
Uh, who spends Christmas with strangers and not family? Isn't that what New Year is for?
>>25254179
ANNUAL REMINDER
>>25255385
>tfw september child
FUCKING NORMI PARENTS REEEEEE
>>25255385
>tfw born September 1st
>parents probably had drunken New Years sex
Explains why I'm a bastard
>>25255385
what's with september?
>>25255385
>tfw born late january
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>25255621
Tons of normies fuck around the holidays, often while drunk and unprotected. This leads to a lot of babies around 9 months later (in September)
>>25255621
I think it's New Years/Christmas sex. (9 months)
>>25255571
you were one month premature?
>>25255683
>>25255685
thanks, honey
>>25255571
Who else /September1/ here
>tfw want to fap but you know it'll just add to you're overall awful well being
the struggle man
>tfw you realize hundreds and millions of boys were practicing for girls together on Christmas night
>>25254179
>that face when you have no sex drive so you don't care.
Feels good to not be owned by my dick.
