>less than 5'11
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
Red flags for women
>doesn't have a dick
>>25254161
Nice thread faggot.
>comment not orig
I'm going to keep watching cartoons and there's nothing you can do about it.
>tfw my crush has 21 of those red flags
How can I stop this?
>>25254161
>mfw bigger than 6 inches
>>25254161
Nope
>>less than 5'11
>>no job
>>autistic
>>weak facial bone structure
>>masturbate more than once a day
>>dick smaller than 6 inches
>>watches creep porn
>>pedophile
>>fat
>>skeleton
>>lack of personal hygiene
>>bad teeth
>>balding
>>excessive wrinkles
>>anti-theist atheist
>>thinks muslims are peaceful
Not really getting this one. Most lefty normies say this shit.
>>wears the same jeans everyday
>>naruto runs through campus
>>doesn't eat vegetables
>>doesn't own a face wash
>>doesn't drive/own a car
>>uses reddit
>>mongloid eyes
>>indian
>>muslim
>>plays mine craft
>>brony
>>furry
>>foot fetish
>>still owns yugioh cards
>>has a waifu
>>obsession with Asian women
>>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
>>doesn't drink diet soda
>>uses memes in real life conversations
>>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>>doesn't drink alchohol
Yep
>>acne
>>watches cartoons
>>manchild
>>feelings of entitlement
I don't expect people to give me anything, but if I can take something I want I will.
>>social anxiety
>>wears the same hoodie ever day
>>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>>wears running shoes with jeans
>>doesn't own a moisturizer
The fuck? Is this shit normal for men?
>>posts on /r9k/
Expected to do worse to be honest. Not that I really try for women anymore.
>>25254161
Nice troll, OP. Although aren't red flags things that are obvious during the first few social interactions? How would you know if someone had a foot fetish or didn't own moisturizer unless they specifically brought it up?
Anyway,
>interrupts others a lot
>needs to continually "one up" others
>corrects others needlessly
>insults other people to make himself look big
>brags about being STEM
>mentions violence, rape, or other impolite topics during a first meeting
>monotone voice
>autism shoes
>doesn't say please or thank you
>tells people "to calm down" even if they were intentionally being hyperbolic
>says they want casual sex
>complains about not having friends, GF publicly (basically no shame)
>doesn't text back
Wow I only got four
I sure feel like a big boy now
>autistic
confirmed troll
women love the big sperg cock
>>25254719
I've never seen aspie male porn on the internet, you have any links or pics to share?
>>25254675
Actual red flags
>not 2D, a fudanshi, or an idol
>not a virgin
>>25254762
>mfw fudanshi virgin
>is old
Only red flag I have
me:
>obsession with Asian women
autism
>masturbate more than once a day
>creep porn
>bad teeth
>social anxiety
not bad. i'm still very alone/ honestly im the biggest faggot of them all. more than anyone here. because i could easily get laid and pass as normal but i just completely lack confidence because of my shitty autism
>too anal, such as worrying about grammar in 4chan posts or chatting on Steam
>won't watch cute/moe slice of life
>says star wars is "sci-fi"
The only flags I qualify for there are
>browses r9k
and
>social anxiety
Femanons please contain your panties
>>25254821
When you're ready we can talk about Chinese cartoon and qt idols.
>>25254161
No
>less than 5'11
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
Yes
>masturbate more than once a day
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
I don't understand
>watches creep porn (Wat is?)
lol wut?
>posts on /r9k/
>>25254628
No
>interrupts others a lot
>needs to continually "one up" others
>corrects others needlessly
>insults other people to make himself look big
>brags about being STEM
>mentions violence, rape, or other impolite topics during a first meeting
>doesn't say please or thank you
>tells people "to calm down" even if they were intentionally being hyperbolic
>says they want casual sex
>complains about not having friends, GF publicly (basically no shame)
>doesn't text back
Yes
>monotone voice (I can't help it)
Don't understand
>autism shoes (wat is?)
>>25254930
Autism shoes are just really tacky sneakers on men in their twenties.
Basically this: http://johnkstuff.blogspot.ca/2011/01/when-shoe-designers-take-over.html
It screams "I'm not even remotely self aware".
>>25254918
I am not interested in 3dpd
Not even sorry
>>25254161
Hey, I did pretty decent on this one.
>less than 5'11
Only by an inch though.
>watches cartoons
If anime counts, anyway.
>social anxiety
>wears the same jeans everyday
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink diet soda
I don't drink soda period, except for the rare Mexican Coke. Iced tea ftw.
>has a waifu
>>25254338
Like him for who he is and passing the prejudice that is these red flags.
Face wash and moisturizer destroy your skin. Taking only cold showers and letting the shower head wash your face off is enough for clear skin... For me at least. Also I'll wear my new balances (pair I got in basic) with my one pair of jeans as much as I want, bitch.
>otherwise I could date OP.
>>25255123
I don't wear autism shoes.
I learned something new today, thanks Anon
Red Flags:>nonei'm so fucking lonely
>>25254161
>only 3 apply to me
thanks?
>>25255123
It's a fucking shoe. Holy shit. I'd rather wear shitty clothes than have overpriced nonsense wear me. Only women care about shoes.
>>25254628
Also,
>goes out of his way to talk about how STEM is useless and people should learn trades instead of college
Any guy who is anti-education gets trashed. Like, get up and walk out on a date status.
>>25255171
Its fine.
>tfw no one to talk about gay Chinese cartoons and comics for little girls and qt idols with
>>25254747
>implying porn is representative of what women are attracted to and not men
>>25254878
Over confidence in reference to self is a huge sign of autism. You couldn't get a girl. You just lack the self awareness necessary to see how cringe you really are
>>25254161
i failed every flag
>>25254161
red flags for girls
>is a tranny
>has a penis
>is a trap
>is psychotic
>claims to be a fembot
>>25255271
Led dit dot commercial slash r cringe
>>25254161
>less than 5'11
nope
>no job
in college, but already have internship this summer
>autistic
nope
>weak facial bone structure
nope
>autism
nope
>acne
barely any
>masturbate more than once a day
nope
>dick smaller than 6 inches
nope
>watches cartoons
nope
>watches creep porn
I don't know where the line is drawn, but I do
>pedophile
no
>manchild
no
>feelings of entitlement
I feel entitled to a fair shot, that's it
>fat
nope
>skeleton
nope, been lifting
>lack of personal hygiene
'nope
>bad teeth
nope
>balding
nope
>excessive wrinkles
nope
>anti-theist atheist
yep, but I keep to myself unless asked
>thinks muslims are peaceful
nope
>social anxiety
a little
>wears the same hoodie ever day
actually yes
>wears the same jeans everyday
This isn't a problem (confirmed by my hordes of normie friends)
>>25255620
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
nope
>naruto runs through campus
If you ever ran like naruto, you're too autistic to get into uni. Unless you're a high school pleb who counts HS as "campus"
>wears running shoes with jeans
nope
>doesn't eat vegetables
I don't go out of my way to
>doesn't own a face wash
nope
>doesn't own a moisturizer
nope
>doesn't drive/own a car
nope
>uses reddit
nope
>posts on /r9k/
I guess
>doesn't drink alchohol
nope
>doesn't drink diet soda
Only plebs drink soda
>mongloid eyes
nope
>indian
nope
>muslim
nope
>uses memes in real life conversations
nope
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
nope
>plays mine craft
nope
>brony
nope
>furry
nope
>foot fetish
nope
>still owns yugioh cards
nope
>has a waifu
nope
>obsession with Asian women
Not an obsession, but they're my favorite race barely above white wimmin
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
nope
Where's my GF?
>>less than 5'11
Yes.
>>no job
No.
>>autistic
Lol no.
>>weak facial bone structure
Yes.
>>autism
Nope.
>>acne
Yes.
>>masturbate more than once a day
Nope.
>>dick smaller than 6 inches
No.
>>watches cartoons
No.
>>watches creep porn
Wtf? I don't even know what that is so I'm gonna say no.
>>pedophile
Hell no.
>>manchild
Not at all.
>>feelings of entitlement
Nope.
>>fat
No.
>>skeleton
No.
>>lack of personal hygiene
No.
>>bad teeth
Kinda.
>>balding
Yes.
>>excessive wrinkles
No.
>>anti-theist atheist
No.
>>thinks muslims are peaceful
No.
>>social anxiety
No.
Continued in next post.
>>25255271
You're a fucking idiot if you really think that
>>25255992
He seems defensive because he owns a pair of shoes like the ones posted.
>>25254884
What else would you consider star wars?
>>25256050
science fantasy.
sci-fi should mean it's theoretically possible, such as concepts that have not been proven or invented (warp drive from star trek or something).
fantasy is more like.. "magical organisms in your bloodstream which create the force" from star wars.
>he wipes his dick with a sheet of toilet paper after he pisses
Sorry, I just simply can't see you as a man
>>25254884
Is it alright if I'm open to moe-shit even if I don't watch it now? I'd be happy to watch it with a gf who liked it, but I don't feel like doing it right now.
Is running shoes with jeans an autist thing? The fuck am I supposed to wear then?
>>25256170
>man = unhygienic caveman
ok
>>25255271
Autism shoes detected.
> I'd rather wear shitty clothes than have overpriced nonsense wear me.
>Y-You're just a stupid consumerist!
Or someone who knows how to thrift while still looking adult.
>>25255363
I'm in a STEM program.
The issue is not STEM being worthless, the issue elitism, insecurity-driven bullying of people with different career paths, and pursuing a degree for its profitability rather than genuine interest.
Other red flags:
>unaware of other's safety concerns
>kiss ass
>nothing interests them
>attempts to be verbose
>makes apologies to others an excuse to whine about their problems
>never sincerely apologises
>never admits when wrong
>never says sorry
>uses guilt to strongarm you into physical contact, hanging out
The last one especially. This guy I know always used to whine for me to be late for my class so he wouldn't have to sit alone. He would say I was the only girl who was nice to him. He would always say, "Don't I get a hug?" even though he smelled like fucking shit and I barely knew him.
>>25256187
Sure, I just meant people who enjoy anime but are against watching it because it's "too girly". They usually only watch shonen.
>>25256380
Okay then I pass your listbe my gf plox
>>25254161
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>watches cartoons
>pedophile
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink diet soda
>has a waifu
I don't get manchild, what constitutes a manchild? Is it like rlm where I need a box of toys?
>>25256170
Ok bub ill just let the last drips of urine soak into my underwear like a true man.
>wears the same jeans everyday
b-but my raws
>naruto runs through campus
please tell me no one actually does this, that's some serious chuunibyou shit
>posts on /r9k/
trapped
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
accurate, heavy red flag
I don't really care what men do, as long as we get along.
>>25256595
Are you easy to get along with?and near me ;_;
>>25256620
Are you near Florida? I am okay.
>>25256644
I'm only1,000 miles north ;_;
>>25254161
from what i can tell OP is trying to pass personal preferences as red flags
>>25256644
>>25256681
there are literally hundreds of possible guys/girls in your city dont be autistic
>>25256575
>but my raws
my fucking nigger
>>25256759
>dont be autistic
>on/r9k/
>>25257070
>everybody on /r9k/ is autistic
>muh sweeping generalizations
>>less than 5'11
>>watches creep porn
>>doesn't own a face wash
>>posts on /r9k/
Maybe there is hope for me yet...
>>25254161
the fuck is creep porn?
>less than 5'11
>no job
>weak facial bone structure
>acne
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>manchild
>fat
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't drive/own a car
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>plays mine craft
>brony
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
wew lad, I'm pretty fucked in your eyes, bro.
>>25256644
I'm in Florida, do you have a penis?what city do you live near?
>>25254161
>5'7
>dick is 4.7 inches
>posts on /r9k/
Besides those three, everything else is not me. Would you fuck me, OP?
>>25257596
I would fuck you, small dicks are hot
>>25256644
Orlando. Wanna be friends?
Yes:
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
>balding
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same jeans everyday
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
>naruto runs through campus
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink diet soda
>mongloid eyes
>uses memes in real life conversations
>brony
>furry
>obsession with Asian women
Only hit 33 of these flags call me Chad baby
>>25254161
Wow you're a psychotic bigoted bitch, what a fucking surprise.
Oh, wait, no, this is bait.
>less than 5'11
yep
>no job
>autistic
>weak facial bone structure
>autism
>acne
not bad but yep
>masturbate more than once a day
>dick smaller than 6 inches
>watches cartoons
>watches creep porn
>pedophile
>manchild
>feelings of entitlement
>fat
>skeleton
>lack of personal hygiene
>bad teeth
slight crowding so yup
>balding
>excessive wrinkles
>anti-theist atheist
>thinks muslims are peaceful
>social anxiety
>wears the same hoodie ever day
>wears the same jeans everyday
I have 2 pairs that I wear
>wears the same pair of shoes for more than one year
yep
>naruto runs through campus
>wears running shoes with jeans
>doesn't eat vegetables
>doesn't own a face wash
>doesn't own a moisturizer
>doesn't drive/own a car
>uses reddit
>posts on /r9k/
>doesn't drink alchohol
>doesn't drink diet soda
only when i drink alcohol
>mongloid eyes
>indian
>muslim
>uses memes in real life conversations
>subscribed to Pewdiepie
>plays mine craft
>brony
>furry
>foot fetish
yep
>still owns yugioh cards
>has a waifu
>obsession with Asian women
>his entire political and moral philosophy is centered around hating women
Am I dateable?
>>25254211
Red flags for women
>doesn't have a vagina
>>25258427
At least I'm proud of mythick, small cockand myaward for the best booty in High School, literally beat all the girls.
>acne
>social anxiety
>bad teeth
Fuck
