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2015-12-26 01:21:52 Post No. 25252480
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2015-12-26 01:21:52
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Who else /Grinch/ here? Tell your Christmas mischief tales!
>be me
>at aunt's house
>big family gathering
>everyone drops their present near the christmas tree
>normies fucking everywhere
>normie here normie there
>they decide to go outside in the backyard to drink
>I stay inside with my little cousin and some random kid
>they're just chillin' in front of their TV playing vidya
>I have this wonderful idea
>go outside and talk to random people to seem sociable and to have an alibi
>in the meantime, drink lots and lots of beer
>quickly go back inside without anyone saying
>kids are too fucking hooked into their game to even notice anything around them
>casually unzip my pants and drop my underwear
>think of the normie tears
>point my now half-erect dick at the presents
>make sure no one is coming by looking through the window
>start pissing at every single present along with the tree itself
>I must've legitimately pissed for over thirty seconds straight nonstop
>by the time I'm finished, every single present is soaked wet and so is the tree
>it really starts to smell
>quickly sneak out to the kitchen
>quickly say in an unrecognizable voice to the kids, "hey guys, could you please call everyone else to open the gifts? it's time already"
>they just kinda ignore me and say "yeah we'll do that hang on let us just finish this"
>gives me enough time to sneak out
>both kids come outside and call everyone else inside
>the kids are giggling but I'm fairly sure it's because of their vidya
>everyone else, one by one, looks at the mess in shock
>everyone starts accusing eachother
>mayhem ensues
>kids are getting their ass beat
>I almost start to laugh hysterically
>manage to sneak into the bathroom while doing so
>mfw pay back against the normies
And I'm still here, hiding and laughing.
So, who else is KEKING THE NORMIE'S SHIT UP today?
