>finish fapping
>delete browsing history
>>25252464
>not using incognito mode
Baseball bat man.JPG
>>25252464
>streaming porn
Why bother deleting it? No one but you will ever use your computer.
>he still has the luxury of liking porn vanilla enough to be found on streaming sites
You don't know how lucky you are OP
>>25252464
>>25252486
>being alone and not having to worry about anyone viewing your browsing history
Feels good man
>>25252522
this tbqh
You are a pleb OP
Who else here is a porn patrician?
What types of pornographic films do you enjoy watching?
Can't you lock your device?
Like put a password on it something?
>>25252732
>porn patrician
>shitty low definition vids not even from a good studio like Brazzers
>sick fucking mommy vids
Kill yourself faggot
>>25252464
> finish fapping
> close a dozen tabs
>>25252636
>don't give a fuck
>tranny gangbang in history from a year ago
>go into bathroom to fap
>finish
>instant depression flushes over my body
>look at myself in the mirror, eyes feel heavy, mind feeling absent
>close my eyes and wish to escape my own reality
>end masturbate
>end incognito
>insert cock in washing machine
>give not a fuk
No but seriously guys
Watch this vid
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5646121ad5851
>fapping on pornhub
>come across runescape PK video on there for some reason
>watch it while fapping to not lose boner
>2016 - 5 days
>falling for the pornographic jew
Enjoy poisoning your mind with filth and willfully enslaving yourself. Degeneracy.
>having history enabled at all
Fucking plebs.
Also, just had a fun close call.
>just finished jerking off
>cat is chilling on my bed
>wipe up cum with a tissue, ball it up and leave it on my bed for a minute
>sit at my desk
>forget about the tissue
>sister barges in looking for my cat, lies down on my bed right next to my cum tissue
>just ignore it and hope she doesn't notice
>start to close windows
>close first window, porn is up
>close porn, hopefully before she notices
>beneath that I have Tor open looking at hard drugs for sale
>close that fast as fuck too
I legitimately think she didn't notice anything was amiss. That was a close one.
Not browser history related but
>finish fapping
>cum on belly
>roll up black t-shirt
>waddle to the toilet to wipe it off
>t-shirt unrolls and falls down onto my belly
>cum all over the inside of my t-shirt
Literally just happened to me, I want to die
>>25252776
>Brazzers
>good
Neck yourself faggot.
>>25253109
99% chance she knew you were at least looking at porn, but didn't say anything.
>>25253780
this tbqh senpai
brazzers is literally top 40 of porn
>washed up 30 year old with fake tits and dyed hair
>"OH FUCK MY TIGHT PUSSY WITH THAT BIG DICK! FUCK ME FUCK ME!"
If you get off on that you are a pleb
>>25253531
Why don't you prepare tissues before handling?
>>25253968
don't even waste your time that faggot probably faps to shitty 10 min clips on xvideos and pornhub, pleb as fuck.
>>25254146
What is the most patrician site to download porn from?
>all the people in this thread that live with their parents or don't have their own computer
Holy fuck. Is 90% of /r9k/ 16?
>>25254389
Emp, Pbay, and Plab
Those are the best trackers for general porn famalamadam.
>>25254389
>>25254482
I like Jennastube to stream from too
Its like a massive search engine of abunch of websites and has DANK german videos
>>25253968
If brazzers suck what do you prefer?
>>25254146
Some of us don't like pirating that shit. xvideos and pornhub even if shittier quality more than does the job. Not everyone are addicts like many of you guys on here.
>>25254584
>If brazzers suck what do you prefer?
Clips4sale, amateur stuff
Tryteens, MilfPov, nubiles, I also really like Clips4sale, its a paysite but you can get them free on any torrent site
For downloads I use Pornbay(need an account to torrent but its free and you can remake it when you get banned for not seeding), and PornW for direct downloads.
>>25254516
>streaming
Neck yourself nigger.
>>25254584
>we're addicts because we don't like shit content in shit quality
Enjoying shoveling shit into your mouth faggot.
>>25254652
>Tryteens
>nubiles
Those websires are for literal pedos who want to fuck 18 year olds who look like they are 12 though :/
>>25252732
Got some saved. Classics and such.
>>25254705
Is there a problem?
Christ almighty, you are so spooked
>>25254702
Continue being a tripfaggot faggot.
>tfw only use /d/ and Sadpanda and don't have to worry
>>25252464
>finish fapping
>smash computer
>>25254758
>being a mentally healthy individual is considered "spooked"
Im gettin real sick of this place
>>25254775
continue being a faggot, faggot.
>one day mom says she isn't going to do my laundry anymore because she picked up a wet sock on my ground
I hate that moment right after you orgasm when the hormones withdraw from your brain and you can suddenly see how fucked up the shit you fap to is and hate yourself for it.
I'm not even into anything illegal, that feeling must be even worse for real freaks.
>>25254860
I nearly puked after cumming to scat porn once
>>25252464
>finish fapping
>run CCleaner
>reformat computer
>put it in a vat of acid
No one has to know.
>>25254818
A regular faggot isn't nearly as much of a faggot as a tripfaggot you tripfaggot.
>>25254948
yeah you would know the ins and outs of being a proper faggot, wouldn't you filthy ass faggot.
