Eggman has a gf!
>>25251630
They look genetically related.
That looks like his mom
>>25251643
More like genetically retarded
>>25251663
It's Christmas. Can't you give the poor guy a break just for one day?
What's wrong with that fucking hand?
Good for you eggman
Go make some egg babies
She is like an eggwoman, I bet that she is his mother or sister.
am i the only one interested in what's up with that hand?
>Red Wing, MN
Is that really his girlfriend?
>>25251646
>>25251804
we need to go deeper
>merry christmas eggman
>>25251630
Is that his grandmother?
god eggy is so CUTE
Look at the fucking head on her though, jesus these niggers are gonna produce fucking humpty dumpty.
A whole carton of eggs
>>25251630
WTF!
WTF!
WTF!...
>>25252779
>a whole carton of eggs
holy kek
qt eggy with some kind of elfin lady hanging off him.
Ah I see she has been infected with the mysterious egg disease as well.
She must be put down.
they should honestly be put down before they reproduce tbqh
>>25253239
>egg disease
Holy shit. Why cant I stop laughing?
>>25251630
Me on the right :3
My bae is awesome lol he's famous
>>25251646
That is his mom
>>25253614
How old you? I'd guess 55.
>>25251704
oh god gross
>>25253614
>he's famous
just because a couple of people on r9k know him doesn't make him famous
and the only reason he is even discussed on r9k is because of how fucking ugly he is.
What came first? The chicken or the Eggman?
Eggy's mom is a nasty postal carrier slut.
>>25253666
>>25251704
looks like a zombie hand and the black nail polish makes her hand look like it has holes on it
stop bullying eggy
that's his mom, ffs
>>25253653
Lol I'm only 42....rude :(
>>25253667
Well beggers cant be chosers I guess, even so he's generated a ton of buzz that will help him get back into that great job he said he had
>>25251630
You heard of having toe-thumbs, now here's finger-thumbs!
Does eggman still work at a gas station?
Eggman has 3 jobs. One is working the plus size section of old navy, which is topkek.
>>25253844
No sadly he got fired after refusing to sell oral tobacco to a group of rude truckers, it was completely unfair.
>>25253950
His life is like a GTA game
>>25253950
Cucked at a minimum wage job. Just baka. Eggy should probably kill himself.
It gets worse senpai.
>>25253844
90 hours per week at 2 of them
Our Eggy is going to die soon :(
Oh fuck he's Minnesotan? That's fucking scary. And only an hour away from me. Weird.
they look so qt together
>>25251630
That's his mother
I can't believe I used to come to this fucking board.
>bullying our own kind
fuck this board is normie central now
>>25255043
>eggman
>our own kind
>>25251811
>tfw eggy lives less than two hours from where I go to school
>tfw a quick boat ride up the Mississippi and I could see him
>Red Wing
>Wed Ring
mind blown
>>25251630
This attention whoring nonvirgin gets a gf and you retarded 17 year olds will still lap up his shit.
The punishment for getting a gf should be dead. I say that 100% unironically and with a straight face, he should be publicly executed before all robots.
>>25255312
Are you in LAX or Winona?
>>25255068
>nonvirgin
what the fuck
HOW
>>25251630
Eggy if you're reading this are you still working 30+ consecutive hours?
How the fuck are you able to sustain that without collapsing from exhaustion?
>>25255428
>The punishment for getting a gf should be dead.
Holy kek you made my xmas
>>25255068
eggman is 6'1? what the fuck he looks like a manlet
>>25255612
he looks short because he has a huge head
eggman is from red wing, minnesota?
>>25256496
i could have done drugs with the egg a number of times
>>25256509
Does he do drugs? I thought he wasn't into that
>>25251630
Good for him. Maybe you guys will shut the fuck up about him now
(No you won't ).
>>25255428
Don't worry. He will work himself to death trying to support her.
I live 30 minutes from Red Wing
HOLY SHIT
What gas station does he work at? Days or nights? Help me niggers, I want to meet my idol. I won't tell him I know him but I'll take a video at the checkout or some shit
>>25251643
How the fuck can someone be related to someone else other than genetically?
>>25256659
by marriage or adoption
>>25256659
>wharrdurrhurr
jeez calm your jimmies
So does Eggy ever share Snaps of his real gf?
>>25251630
waht the fuck i live in red wing
>>25255448
not him but im in lax for school
>>25256840
As am I!
Gadzooks, look at that tiny little goblin hand.
>>25256819
i could have done drugs with you too :o
you, eggy, and i could have had a time
>>25256856
oh shit that's wild
are you in the dorms?
>>25256856
>>25256819
This is statistically impossible.
>>25256840
>>25256856
dude i'm in winona, holy shit
>>25256904
Quote statistically unquote
>>25256819
>>25256840
>>25256856
r9k minnesotan meetup or what senpai
>>25256888
Nah bro, off campus near the Eagle's Nest.
>>25256951
the idea sounds fun but in reality i am far too autistic to handle that
>>25256961
i wish i could afford to move out of the dorms. oh well, im hopefully transferring to madison next year because im incredibly insecure about education things
>>25251630
I think he could do better tbqh
>>25256998
Dude rent in that area is so cheap, in Winona I pay $325 for everything.
>>25256963
we could go up to sugar loaf or something senpai common
>>25256998
Damn son, if you can't afford to live off campus in LAX, Madison is going to be rough.
>>25251643
>>25251646
>>25251772
Eggman was adopted, he doesn't look anything like his family.
>>25251630
all is lost
we had a good run
au revoir
>>25257073
Can we get a new eggman?
>tfw no one can replace the void
I was thinking of expanding on The Black Pill but my voice and charisma are no where near eggchad's
Yo, robots near la crosse/Winona, I'm a normie and willing to show you all a good time no matter how autistic you might think you are.
>>25257110
give kik/throwaway
It's always nice to meet new friends in the area, where are you at?
>>25252779
I spit my drink out
>>25257110
only 2500 miles away
>>25251646
Eggmom
>>25252779
underrated post-
>>25251630
Et tu, eggy?
Reminder that eggcuck got rejected by a femanon after he drove 7 hours to meet her
>>25257025
325 but you have normie-mates right?
>>25257259
Yeah, two. But my own room so it doesn't matter. It's around 430$ for one bed rooms in the area.
>>25257244
Didn't he fly to Mexico too and also got rejected?
>>25257292
I need that shit nigger. St. Paul or any suburb is 600-900 it's God damn ridiculous
>>25257321
Winona is really nice man. One hour away from Roch, 20min from LAX. Do you live in MSP now?
>>25255448
>>25256840
>>25256856
I go to LAX too
>>25256888
I'm in coate
>>25256629
the one near a park
>>25257405
gib throwaway email or kik
i need friends in the area
>>25256856
fuck me sideways, me too senpai
this is fucking scary
>>25257444
What the fuck is wrong with the Win/LAX area
>>25257464
Do you guys get extra vaccines there or something? Must have mormon families.
>>25257502
>mormons
>in minnesota
kek
>tfw eggys little brother is taller and better looking than him
eggy cuccked by genetics
>>25257523
Seeing him alongside normal people, you really get a sense of how much of a disgusting failure he is.
>>25257444
>>25257428
>>25257405
>>25257385
>>25257292
>>25257259
>>25257127
[email protected]
Send me an email, I'm a normie in LAX.
If anybody in the area is intimidated or something I would be happy to ease them in to social settings with a board game night, I live with (attractive) female roommates so it'll be low pressure way to get female contact too.
>>25257385
Yeah. I was staying in Hastings since August, left a couple days ago and now I'm staying with a friend I met in hastings in St Paul. Seriously gonna look into apartments down there. The rent sounds really comfy.
>>25257523
Because eggman is adopted.
who /Rochester/ here?
how far away from Eggman am I?
>>25257580
I think eggman in a sense is aware of how disfigured he looks which is why he made himself a social outcast to avoid attention to his apperamce IRL
>>25257626
Damn dude. I wish I had a car. I'd do it.
You're a good Anon. A really good anon.
>>25256680
You don't become related to someone you adopt or marry. You do not become related to your in laws when you get fucking married.
>>25257417
He's as good as dead
Some of you are alright. Don't go to marathon tomorrow.
>>25257689
Are you in the area? I frequently travel between La Crosse and MSP, we could always meet somewhere!
>>25257523
Fuck that kid is cute
>>25257580
Fuck you dude, respect the egg.
>>25257702
"Are you 2 related?"
"No she's my wife"
>>25257523
My little sister is taller than me. Everything thinks she's older even though we're both adults and it's not like age matters then.
>>25251630
Is that a ring?
>is eggman getting a eggwomanher fingers look like hotdogs
>>25257718
I'll save your email and if I can handle the anxiety I'll see if you're up to it in the coming days or weeks. I am staying in St Paul now
I'm what SJWs might call homefree right now and the thought of hanging out with some non-fuckups my age again is giving me a bit of anxiety
>>25257718
No you must hunt down eggman, this will be a grand quest for the robots of /r9k/. Once you have him you will assault him with dank memes
>>25257842
That band is just the end of the sausage casing.
>>25257796
You would introduce your wife as someone you're related to? You are fucking retarded. Google what a relative is you stupid shit
>>25257863
I pass through Red Wing on the way between cities when I'm taking the scenic river route and i've stopped at that gas station before.
Will report back one day. On this day, Lax Normie pledges to find eggman in his natural habitat. It may take weeks, months, or even longer, but I will find him for you all.
Hopefully I can make some other robots happy along the way. :)
>>25257862
Like this gent! I understand your anxiety is no doubt hard to deal with, I dealt with it too. When I was younger, the very thought of being put into a social situation and fucking it up paralyzed me.
We can't live our lives in a constant state of paralysis, friend. That isn't living at all. I hope to meet you one day!
>>25257964
You have decided to take the grand quest to study the eggman, and for this I grant you the title of
>"Maximums REEnormiemus"
Go forth and do your duty, may your piss jug always be near.
>>25257926
There's blood relatives and relatives by marriage. Quit sperging.
>>25257964
i've been to that gas station too, multiple times
>>25257716
>implying you'll do anything
you will probably walk inside the gas station and eggchad will intimidate you and you will walk out with your tail between your legs
Don't bother Eggy
Leave him at peace during his 90 hours of destructive wageslavery
>>25258128
>>25257964
he works from 2am - 9am tho senpai
>>25258342
>that evil smile
jesus christ how terrifying
>all these south MN robots
>tfw suburbs north of MSP
I want to move out but the fucking rent prices
can a scientist tell me if that is what someone with fetal alcohol syndrome looks like. thanks gozaimasu
>>25257523
He's adopted you tard
>>25251630
that IS his mom.
remember the pictures of his family floating around from the dox? that literally is his mother.
eggman is glorious
what is his snap username?
>>25257099
a virgin preferably, let's make his life miserable as well, do we have any other misogynist who posted his face around here?
>>25251630
eggman is a fucking normie
lets scrammble this motherfucker
