Senpai, help me... I want to live the trap life but I think I'm too tall (5'9). How can I LOSE some of my height? My ideal is about 5'6. Would you guys know any tips to get shorter?
Move to a high-gravity area
Those methods they used on little asian goyrls or whatever
>>25251261
My sense of humour is broken. I laughed at this.
>>25251242
Cut off your ankles/legs.
Or stop being a fucking faggot.
>>25251261
Actually people living in high gravity would be much taller on average because their body would grow more to resist the increased gravity...
So maybe I should go to the moon?
"Colonel Cotton Lyndal Hill (September 15, 1927 - November 11, 2007) was the father of Hank Hill, Good "G.H." Hank Hill, and Junichiro (his illegitimate half-Japanese son). He was also a WWII veteran who had his shins "blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun" in combat, and later had his feet attached to his knees. This made him a foot shorter than his fellow family members and caused a characteristic waddle (according to Hank, Cotton was 6' 4" (1.93 m) with his shins, 5' 0" even (1.52m) without). Despite his disability, he eventually reached the rank of Colonel in the Texas State Militia and was often addressed by this rank."
You can't get shorter.
5'9" isn't that bad desu, I don't know why you're worried about it.
>>25251307
That's not true you little shit, don't come here trying to correct me.
Gravity compresses you. More gravity means stronger compression, less gravity means less compression.
Actually, move to the moon and suffocate there you fuck.
