Who /over 25 years old/ here?
Are you a kissless virgin?
22 virgin not kissless
I'm 29.
Nope.
>>25250773
28 and KHHV.
For those of you with a a morbid sense of curiosity, I dont mind answering your questions.
I'll just repost what I posted a few moments ago on another thread.
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I live in OC with my parents right now, but I did live in Riverside for awhile.
Yep, really seems like there are these two extremes with nothing in the middle here in SoCal.
Moving back to OC was a huge shock. The conspicuous consumption is driving me nuts. I drive a 16 year old car that's reaching the end of its life (222,000 miles) and it seems like all my other shit is falling apart. I have a near min wage part time job (despite my worthless BA) and it feels like Im slowly drowning even though I live with my parents and have been able to save several thousand dollars. It's just not enough to get ahead or make any real changes. You feel like total shit when you have nothing but new cars, Teslas, Mercedes, and BMWs drive by you on your daily commute to work. It feels even worse when you see young professionals driving them too.
I'm feel like the weird older guy at work. I'm 28 and all my coworkers are 17-22. Seems like all the girls I talk to have bfs. Over half the guys seem to have gfs. I don't dig this info out of people - they always find some way to toss it into a conversation. I guess it is a topic normies enjoy discussing or something.
I was sort of happy having a job after being a NEET for a long time, but now it is just a daily reminder of my lack of professional and romantic success. They say life isn't a race but stagnation stinks.
The lack of social success on top of my being a financial failure has left me feeling pretty wretched.
Im going back to community college, but I dont have any sort of plan and the environment will be similar to the one at work.
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>>25250773
Nah man. 25 year old 'chad' here. Happy to answer questions.
>>25250773
27, virgin. Not kissless, but last time I kissed was 10+ years ago.
>>25250773
30 and KV here, enjoying my wizardhood
>>25250785
Same as this guy
>>25250773
>28
>no
>first hug ~13
>first kiss 16
>first sex 22
32 here. Haven't fucked a hooker since September.
>>25251114
>>25251177
Get the hell out normalfags.
>>25251034
I live in oc too. Same age and virgin too.
27. Not a KV, but rest assured, I am miserable.
i truly hope i already have comitted suicide the time i'm about to reach 25
I'm beyond the point of caring anymore. Just rolling with the flow now, I'm losing weight and shit lately, got hit on by a cute girl in bakery this morning. Future is looking good.
>>25250773
I am 25.
Yes.
33 not a virgin but pretty miserable.
>>25251201
Do you have any sort of professional success? I feel that would make a big difference in my life. I want a career somewhat related to what I studied (econ/political science) though. Being a somewhat well off accountant or mechanic wouldn't do it for me. I don't think I'd mind being sort of poor as long as I was doing something I like. I can barely tolerate my current job.
Not over 25 years old, but I am 25 years old.
I'm also KV, but otherwise successful by normie standards (professional well-paying job, decent amount of friends, good relationship with family, etc.). Will answer questions.
26
Kissless? No
Virgin? Yeah, technically. (Bjs, no piv sex)
I don't feel bad about it, I mean, I haven't really tried to find love. I haven't gone to any clubs or anything, I've been in my room most of the year. When I do go out, I don't try to talk to any women. I haven't even tried meeting people online, lol. And even if I did magically get a gf, I wouldn't be able to handle it in my current form. I'll try to be less of a loser, next year and see how it goes.
>>25251034
Fuck man, I know that feel to well. Same situation too but three years younger
>>25250773
>Who /over 25 years old/ here?
27 ALL DAY NIGGA
>Are you a kissless virgin?
NAH BUT I ALSO HAVE SEX WITH PROSTITUTES NIGGA
>>25251034
>they always find some way to toss it into a conversation.
It's funny how they all do that, isn't it? I was looking for a tutorial on trading in EU4, literally 2 sentences in and he's mentioning his gf.
Must be nice.
Yes
Yes
What of it?
>>25250773
29 / yes.
Th-There's still time though...
>>25250773
48 khv here. it hurts to live.
33 years old
Married a fat bitch. Had a son with severe autism. He's 5 years old and still non-verbal.
I hate my life and there isn't a single day that goes by that I wish I wasn't dead. I tried to kill myself last night but I'm still alive.
I hate my life. Please god let me die.
>>25251606
Try harder to kill yourself. What you? A loser? I'm a khv and I'm saying this.
>>25251606
>He's 5 years old and still non-verbal.
He could still get better though, right?
>>25251593
My old therapist didn't get married until he was 33/34.
Also, my psychiatrist didn't go to medical school until he was 35.
>>25251034
I feel you anon, I grew up in Aliso Viejo
What are your thoughts on Elliot Rodger?
>>25251597
fellow oldbot here. 51. it wasn't easy being a kv in 1985 and it isn't now. no matter what year it is, everyone laughs at a virgin.
>>25251681
Low-functioning autism doesn't really change nor improve.
I know someone with a 14 year old son who is in the same boat. Never been able to have a conversation with him, and the kid literally cannot even wipe his own ass (as another example of low-func).
>>25251606
>Had a son with severe autism. He's 5 years old and still non-verbal.
This is one of my worst fears. Maybe if one day I could ensure that I only pass my best traits to my children and they wouldn't have any defects, then I might might consider having children. Until then, I've never having kids.
>>25250773
30.
First kiss at 17, sex at 18.
it's been downhill ever since, last girl I was with was in 2010, but I think that I've finally hit the bottom of the hill and can finally climb back up.
>>25250773
37
Yes, but it's not too bad when you have so many other things bothering you. I've grown more wizardly and anti-natalist over time.
>>25251776
I wish more people would consider the fucked up shit that kids can end up having before deciding to create them. There are literally more fucked up defects, conditions, and diseases than any one person could even read about given a lifetime of research. I think the only reason so many people have children despite this is because they can't even imagine what it's like to not have a good, well functioning body that just takes care of itself without causing you suffering.
29
twenty fucking nine
and i still haven't slammed a pussy with my fat cock
>>25251875
>twenty fucking nine
>and i still haven't slammed a pussy with my fat cock
Aww, and you never, EVER will, bb.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>25251909
Yes I will, fuck you
>>25251606
It may be sour grapes, but this is one reason why I'm glad I was never sexually active in my life. I have a brother who is barely verbal, and my genes seem pretty shitty overall.
>>25251924
Nope. It gets harder as you age. You are already far past the point of no return. Enjoy virginity till death.
>>25251300
>professional success?
Not really. At least I'm working in the I field im interested in (IT). I make crap money though
>>25252019
Virginity is enjoyable. My other problems are what make my life desperate. Not having to deal with women is actually a pretty good perk to being such a fuckup.
>>25251924
>He thinks he's a real man
Just become a sissy trap already, little virgin boi. You could still get a handsome bf if you put in some effort lol.
>>25252019
You're wrong. I don't believe you.
>26 in feb
>cannot handle dairy or i get the cramps
>cannot handle anything that is higher then 30g of sugar because of me mouf
>tfw bro is gunna marry a 10/10 big titty tumblr female and going to their weeding will make me feel like shit since been single since 07 + am a hhkv hermit [shut-in neet]
>>25252073
LEAVE ME ALONE REEEEEE
>>25251909
> retarded valley girls are monitoring this board and don't realize we are laughing at them just as much
I'm 26 but made out with a girl who had a crush on me when I was 19, but she was 16 and didnt want to risk going further in case she decides to blackmail me one day because I did it with a minor.
Now at my part time job there's another 16 year old girl who really likes me but I'm 10 older than her...
>>25251875
I'm 29 too. I'll be 30 in October 6.
I feel pathetic, no car, no job, I'm a hapa just like Elliot Rodger. My name is even Eliot with 1 L.
The last girl I kissed was in May 2006. I make all my money by selling stuff on Amazon and eBay.
I do plan on making a few changes in 2016. First of all, I'll get on EBT (foodstamps) I need some extra money, no point in not taking EBT because of pride, fuck pride. And I plan on buying a car, the money I get from EBT should allow me to buy insurance and gas.
>>25252179
Are you gonna vote for Trump?
>>25252229
I do plan on voting for Trump during the Republican nominations. Trump may or may not win the presidential candidacy though.
>Tfw 22 gay virgin
>tfw I have maybe 2-4 years left of being youthful enough to qualify as fuckable
You know I've been reading up on this "suicide" thing and I really like it
>>25250773
1)Yes i am
2)No i am not
>>25252294
>gay
Go through with it. Less subhuman trash on our planet.
>>25252294
https://fetlife.com/
Have you tried fetlife? Its a sex meetup site for kinks. Its more gay and shutin friendly than OKCupid and Tinder.
>>25251211
Are you me? Have had sex a few times and its definitely not what's its made out to be. The second its over you go back to your terrible existence.
>>25252375
>fetlife
Great if you want to contract HIV.
>>25251698
He never really tried to better himself, but his observations were fairly accurate.
He probably had some underlying mental issues, but his being short and having been bullied severely bullied no doubt contributed to his being socially handicapped
>>25251606
I rather die a virgin than marry an ugoo person.
>>25252019
Eh, he could always get a prostitute if he becomes desperate enough.
25 reporting.
Not kissless but it happened ten years ago.
Virgin yes.
>>25250773
27 and yes
It will be over soon, I can truly feel this was my last Christmas.
Also I'm pretty sure we're paying for sins of our previous life. It just wouldn't make sense otherwise
>>25250773
26 in 14 days. I'm not a kissless virgin but I haven't had sex in almost a decade.
>>25250773
I'm 22 I have never kissed or fucked a girl, but I have hugged and held hands with girls, so I guess I'm still ahead some people on here.
maybe 2016 will be the year I kiss/fuck a qt.
Also to all you guys out there who can't get laid, would you fuck a fatty just to get it out of your system or do you want to wait forever and fuck that perfect girl?
like if this bish came up to you and wanted to fuck, would you?
>>25253576
You probably had way too much sex in a previous incarnation. Well it's fun to think this at least.
