>At girlfriends parents house for Christmas
>A lot of people
>Friends, friends friends, her family
>After a day of socializing with her family/friends, we're pretty tired
>In her room talking
Gf: What do you think about non-romantic sex?
Me: What about it?
Gf: Have you ever thought about it?
Me: Do you mean an open relationship?
Gf: Yeah.. something like that. I mean like without having feelings for the other person
Me: Have I ever thought about sleeping with other girls? Yeah I guess, but I'm in a monogamous relationship with you.
Gf: But what about if it's non romantic
Me: Do you want to sleep with other guys? Non-romantically?
Gf: Well like... I just wanted to know what you thought? Like is it something you'd be comfortable with?
Me: Do you want to?
Gf: Well no... but like.. if one day-
>Get up
>Don't respond
>Walk out her room
>Behind me "Anon..? Anon? ANON?!"
>Grab my coat off the coat rack near the front door
>Open front door
>Walk out
>Get in car
>Start car
>Gf in front of me yelling on the verge of tears "Anon.. ANON! I.. I'm sorry I'm so sorry!
>Back up car out of driveway
>Roll down window
>Give her a face like pic related
>Drive off
(continue..)
Also, I did the right thing, right? I dodged a bullet, right?
>>25250305
What did happen afterwards?
And yes you did right never ever let yourself get cucked
>>25250305
Nice bullshit story fag
>>25250305
yeah. not simply because you avoided being cucked, but because she actually dared to bring such a thing up.
>>25250305
You did well op
>>25250305
U did good nigga. Proud of u. Never get cucked.
>>25250305
>Get texts from her "Please come back anon, I'm sorry. can we talk about it?"
>Respond "No"
Gf: "Please anon, just call me. I'm sorry. Please"
Me: "This is the last text I'm sending you. Don't send me more texts. I will not respond or read them."
>Not really upset
>Nowhere to go
>Parents on vacation
>Call childhood friend who's always been good to me
>I think she's had a crush on me since middleschool but we never were really both available
>"Hey sorry to message you out of nowhere, I'm having a rough night, can I crash at your place? It's fine if I can't but I figured I'd ask"
Her: "What happened? Are you ok? Come over"
>Arrive at friends house
>Open door, smell food cooking
Me: Are you spending xmas alone? What're you cooking?
Her: Oh, duck. I was going to eat it alone.
Me: You're making a whole duck just for yourself? Well I guess you aren't eating it alone now. You're welcome.
Her: Yeah I'm kind of a loser, but hey guess I'm not eating it alone anymore, huh? Thanks a lot anon for helping me eat this duck. Don't know what I'd do without you.
>She has a sense of humor?
>This bitch cooks?
>Never been in her apartment
Me: Your apartment is nice. Can look around?
Her: Of course, make yourself at home.
>Her room
>Books. A lot. Good taste books.
>3 Monitors
>She has a drawing pad on one
>Bloodborne on the other
>Beautiful fine and abstract art everywhere
>A piano
>Scattered sheet music
>Looks like she's writing her own music
>Holyshit.
(continue)
>>25250305
Same thing happened to me OP. But when she ran out to "save our relationship" I merely tipped my razor brimmed boomerang fedora, hurled it at her, and watched her headless body stain the white snow red.
>>25250720
Me: (yelling across the apartment) Hey do you actually play bloodborne?
Her: Yeah. You play too? I'm like actually ok though. Here, I'll show you after we eat
>Never EVER EVER met a girl who's not garbage at nearly everything.
>We eat.
>Fucking delicious.
>Drink wine.
>Talk about how my gf tried to cuck me.
Her: Seriously? Woah I didn't think she'd do that. Right right, let me show you that I'm not trash though.
Me: What?
Her: At bloodborne
Me: Oh. Ok yeah show me.
>Everyone is a pansy norm casual shitlord
>Esp women
>Holyshit, she's great
Me: I'm really surprised. You're really good. I thought you'd be shit at it
Her: Cause I'm a girl?
Me: Well.. like-
Her: Yeah don't sweat it. Girls never bother to do anything good. I mean I guess you don't really need to if you're adequate enough, you know? Like if you're pretty enough or something. Even girls who aren't very attractive don't bother to do anything really good. Idk how people ca-....
>holyshit. did she just..?
>Heart beat quickens
>Is she beyond all this politically correct bullshit?
>Interrupt her
Me: Are you single?
Her: Yeaaahh...? Why do you want to be my bf haha..
Me: Well I want to get to know you
Her: What? I mean... uhh anon
>Visibly nervous
>Giggling, smiling
Her: Do you want to? I mean you're like so cool. I've always looked up to you
>Holyshit she's into me.
Her: Aren't you dating "anon2" though?
Me: I'm going to break up with her. I'll do it right now. Does that matter?
Her: Well.. I mean if you want to date me.. (QUOTE) "if you'll have me".
>My heart goes on overdrive
>I'm fucking melting
>Where has this human been all my life
(continue)
>>25250305
Fuck OP finish your fake story now. Seems pretty interesting
>>25250720
Faggot don't green text no one cares about that just write your story faster, I'm intreeged.
>inb4 taking a dinasour for a walk
>>25250755
Seemed so real on the first post
this story has gone from plausible to busted in record time
>>25250755
See too cliche kill yourself fag
>>25250755
>Grab phone
>Text gf "Hey, we can have an open relationship"
gf: What? Anon. Forget about it. It was a stupid idea.
Me: No, we're having an open relationship
gf: Anon seriously, I was just asking. I was stupid. Can you please come back?
Me: No, I'm having an open relationship right now.
gf: Ok, can you call me? Can we talk about it?
Me: No, I'm "HAVING" an open relationship right now
>Send her a pic of me and her eating the duck
gf: Anon. I'm crying right now. Please. I'm so sorry. I fucked up. Please forgive me
>Proceed to ignore the rest of the messages she sends me
>send her pics of us kissing on snapchat
>My dick in her mouth
>My dick about to enter her body
Me: Merry christmas
Merry christmas cucks. True story. I'm off to eat more duck. Feel free to be bitter robots. Life ain't so bad. My gf tried to cuck me and I ain't even upset. That's life.
>>25250807
>true story
whatever you say, you sure do have a wild imagination, anon,
>>25250755
>call childhood friend who's always been good to me
>Where has this human been all my life
tippest of keks. hope it all works out for you though
>>25250755
>casualized bloodborne
>not demons souls or at least dark souls 1
Underage b& detected....fuck off....kid
I'm very disappointed this story didnt end with "about tree fiddy"
Fake and gay.
Merry cuckmas
Good job OP, one of the best wins I've seen
>>25250807
Story is fake as fuck. A girl that cares if you are in a relationship before "dating" you won't suck ur dick or fuck u same night. And she is sure won't let you take pictures of her. You are such a faggot op fuck you lying sack of shit.
I really want some duck right now.
>>25250305
You did the CORRECT thing
No man, whether he likes it or not, should be cucked
>OP gets cucked
>posts on /r9k/ how he wishes it would have happened
>>25250807
Show us the pic of you two eating duck
Oh wait, you can't because it never fucking happened.
>>25250945
hey there OP
>>25251007
this OP
pics or it never happened
but post your dick in her mouth instead
>>25250959
>being this mad
Who the fuck cares, Jesus.
This gay ass shit proves that /r9k/ will never have a good greentext story again.
Yes OP, fuck that noise.
>>25250807
It was a lie fag
Holy shit dude this didn't even start out sounding realistic. Did you even fucking try? What was the motivation for this?
>>25251007
>>25251045
Already ate the duck. Took pic over snapchat.
Here's a pic of my new bitch wearing my shirt. Picture is kind of blurry so I'll take another.
>>25251685
Bullshit that's your mom op.
>>25251046
Cause he made me believe. You should be mad as well.
>>25250305
You did the right thing, bro. Sounds like you handled it very maturely. Good job.
There's was no winning in that situation. If you said no you'd be acting too controlling, but if you said yes you'd get cucked.
Don't have any ill will towards her but definitely don't take her back
>>25250305
good job, don't be a bitch do as you please
>>25250305
I see the lord has also been watching over you op
10/10
>>25251685
Blurruy pic does not prove anything. Screencap sms and take a better pic fag
>>25251685
what the fuck does 717 mean you lying cuckold
what kind of fucking shit camera takes 226x425 images
>>25250305
if this is real, proud of you
Sure thing bud, whatever you say lol.
>>25251685
Pic is blurry because you photoshopped the writing. It's pixelated to shit. You could have done that in paint.
This story must be fake as hell no man is that fucking lucky unless you have been blessed by jesus himself that day.
>>25252282
I take it back. Le sigh.
So what's the problem with open relationships? If it's done properly (out of sight, out of mind) it's just like everyday life. It's not like I know what she's doing at any given minute when I'm not with her anyway.
>>25252339
>that lucky
That's not the problem. You have to be fucking autistic to storm out of the house like that. If she says "maybe one day..." You say "fuck no". If she cheats on you, she's out. Those are the rules. The whole point of your life has been to make you more desirable than her so if something like that happens it's her loss. Additionally, she'll probably realize that and won't cuck you. In the case she does, you are safe.
Also
>ooh! I was just going to eat this duck all alone anon
This is crazy bait.
>>25251685
Fake as shit
>>25251685
717 was the time. Cmon robots, can't you just be happy for me?
>>25253144
What's terrifying is its either a girl doing all this or some dude trapping.
>>25252402
>So what's the problem with open relationships?
It is vile degeneracy and cuckoldry. I would dump a gf on the spot for even bringing it up.
Why does OP talk and interact with people like he's a cartoon character? Is this how normies communicate usually?
>>25253144
op here. btw, im a girl
>>25253144
"she" looks like a man in a wig.
>>25253144
>when trannies become so delusional they make up stories about their male childhood friend breaking up with their gf, accepting them as a freak and falls in love with them
>>25252402
>Whats the problem with your partner being a murderer, if it's out of sight and out of mind it's just like everyday life, it's not like I know what she's doing at any given minute when i'm not with her anyway.
>>25253144
That is not a girl
>>25253144
Is that yourself OP?
looks like a lonely man
Handled it perfectly. Nice job.
>>25250305
Although your story is clearly made up, I enjoyed reading it! It was a great story OP. /R9k/ needs more interesting original greentext stories like yours. Good on you, anon. Genuinely thank you for sharing it.
Tfw anime posters don't come to your made up thread
this is what OP really means
>Home alone for christmas again
>family and friends abandoned me after I decided to become a disgusting trannie
>stalking my childhood friend on normie book, hes having a great time with his gf and her family
>can barely deal with the loneliness
>make up fantasy where he breaks up with this perfect gf and comes to me
>order KFC family duck special
>eating it alone in the dark, imagine cooking duck for him and him telling me I cook well
>imagine he likes my collection of futa/dickgirl hentai collection
>imagine despite him being a normie he plays the same viddya I do
>imagine he likes my abstract anime art
>imagine he likes the classical music playing on my PC
>imagine he likes my cooking while eating my KFC
>imagine I impress him with my video games
>imagine he likes my brutal honesty and lack of political correctness
>imagine him confessing to me
>imagine we have sex and send lewd pics to his gf
>make thread about my delusions on /r9k/
>post pics of myself to try and build self-esteem
>not even desperate perma-virgins fall for my disgusting man body
>cry in my shitty apartment and order more duck
>>25253144
Its a fucking trap
>>25253144
Eyes of a coward crazy tranny
>>25250305
yfw you realize the whole story was an allegory for OP's transition.
That's way more interesting than my Christmas story.
>go to see boyfriend's family
>he stresses to me that I'm invited "as a friend" because he's in the closet
>sit politely, talking to his cousins and eating free food
>it gets really busy so we go to their basement to get away from the crowd
>won't cuddle with me because we might get found out
>eat dinner eventually
>go home
>have rough, violent, gay sex
It was an entertainig story OP, be happy for that. No need to try and force this "it really happened" thing though. You're spoiling it.
>>25253767
Leave that faggot
>>25250720
I've never read something more obviously fake than this.
>>25250755
This is the most unrealistic dialogue I have ever read. It's more wooden than Attack of the Clones. Are you actually George Lucas? Is this what you've been reduced to now?
yfw op is a deranged faggot and it was real in his mind
>>25253144
man in wig
OP is a fag, literally
Op has fled now that everyone has called him out on his shit.
>>25254005
>Op has fled now that everyone has called him out on his shit.
OP is laughing his ass off because he's an autistic fuck who is actually the man who wrote the cringe shit we all just read. He thinks it's hilarious. We're all on his wild ride.
>Unwrapping my gift
>Its the Minecraft Lego I wanted
>Can already see the looks of my extended family
>Whatever, I don't care
>Go over to the table, turn my backs on them and start building
>Family doesn't pay any more attention, go back to their own things
>20 minutes later, I finish
>Proud of my work, I play out a little scene with a creeper attacking Steve
>Hit Steve with the creeper, going "Hissss BOOM" as I do
>Sudden silence in the room, except for my stupid niece
>Dumb 5 year old comes over and asks if I can play
>Tell her she is too young
>Brother in law tells me "Well you're too old"
>Fuck. No.
>Tell him to fuck off, if he didn't want me playing with legos maybe he shouldn't have bought me this
>Mom asks what is wrong with me and tells me to go to my room
>Fucking hell, grab my legos and leave
>mfw in just two years I'll hit 30 and be a real adult, nobody can tell me off anymore
>>25253806
I don't think I'm gonna go that far, but it was upsetting. I would have been happy if he even would have held my hand for a bit.
>>25253767
>>25254068
no one likes fags, faggot.
>>25250879
Actually was ready for "his name is John Cena"
>>25254063
Just when I thought I was too much of an autist to function in the real world, you have proven to me that there is still hope for me.
Thank you.
>>25254251
No problem anon, I could hear my mother crying in the other room. I'm a horrible person.
>>25254063
The autism has reached legendary levels. If this isnt bait then god help us all....
>>25250720
Bullshit/10
She either cheated, wanted to cheat, or it was a shit test. It doesn't matter though because what you did was the correct response to all 3 scenarios.
>>25253144
It's a tra
R9k is the best bait board i have ever read in my life. There are some psychotic geniuses on here
We've even had threads similar to the OP where a dumb whore got dumped for being a dumb whore but jeez, newfags can't even TRY to be subtle. ;_;
>>25254362
This. If a woman asks for an open relationship, she's really just asking you to tell her it's okay to cheat. Chances are she has a man in mind already and just doesn't want the guilt trip she would normally get from fucking him.
>>25253144
Send another pic with you both in the picture to prove its not just one person
True story: he was cheated on and was going for the "I'll forgive her to prove her i love her" and at Christmas while she just got invited to Chad's party she asked him if it was OK to fuck him
He was so beta he said o-ok
Got drunk went to a brothel and took pics with clamydia canyon
>>25253881
>trap card
Oh the irony
this made my christmas even better oh man haha
>>25254576
Roastie getting toastie
Y so mad, roastie?
>>25250755
DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi2mbSG609Q
>>25254647
>implying I'm not a man
>>25254779
>implying you are a man
Sometimes...good wins out
>>25251685
OP you are a shining bright light in the darkness. Merry christmas, OP. Merry fucking christmas.
>>25254576
>clamydia canyon
You're alright, anon.
>>25254795
>implying there are girl on the web
>>25254858
T-thanks i guess
>forced to go to aunt's shitty christmas party
>Sitting in an armchair in the corner Drinking a beer and zoning out trying not to talk to anyone
>10 year old cousin comes over to me
>she's adopted, came from a house full of drug addicts, the type of kid who thinks far beyond her own age
>"anon what's wrong? You seem lonely and sad"
>try to laugh it off, say I'm just tired/ spacing out
>she gives me this look and can tell I'm full of shit
>drags me up to her room to draw and make friendship bracelets
>Sat all night up in her room doing crafts and just talking about life, blown away by the things this girl tells me about her life
>normal Stacie aunts do the whole "omg anon u r soooo good with kids!" Routine
>just smile, grab some cookies for us and head back upstairs.
>get to avoid family and hang out with adorable little girl all night
>it's getting late and I'm getting ready to leave
>suddenly feel little arms around my waist
>"anon do you have any pajamas with you? I want you to sleep over"
>pick her up, give her a big hug, and tell her maybe some other time
Best present I've gotten in years.
Fake story or not. Seeing virgins rage never gets old.
Plot twist.
What if Op left after his story and funposter isn't OP.
What if funposter is a not a tranny, but a boy. What if this is his actual hair.
What if they're the same person?
What if funposter is actually a gril?
Plz bully
>>25255174
One of the biggest things 4chan excels at is trap detection, and you are undoubtedly the owner of a cock and pair of balls.
>>25255227
B-b-but I had my orchiectomy just last spring
>>25250807
Gratzzzz
>>25253144
ODDONE IS THAT YOU
>>25255008
I felt warm just reading that.
Grats anon.
>>25255390
Her thighs felt warm after he came all over them from the intercrural outercourse too. Warm feels for everyone.
>>25253144
Jesus christ lmao
>be 10
>ask for xmas present only to be told it's a bad idea every time I mention it
>this asshole ginger is always picking on me and starts shit in front of my friends and brother
>finally snap and beat his ass like he a ho that never paid me
>go home and say the same stuff my dad says daily
>get in trouble
>finally xmas morning comes and I don't get the present I wanted
>little disappointed, but grateful for what I got
>dad gets a box he'd hidden away and I start to smile like crazy, getting excited and sweaty
>It's a fucking airsoft
>mfw
>>25250305
Let me tell you something man. You did the right fucking thing. I would have done the same. Drop her for someone who actually loves you. Monogamy isn't unrealistic it's just something whores want you to think. Fuck her and good for you man
>>25250305
>gf
Dropped
>>25255589
Heard you were talking shit about my loli sidekick. I'll fuck you up.
>>25250807
>>25250755
>>25250720
>>25250305
tldr, walking of the dinosaur
>>25250305
WOW op you seem like you are pretty le HARDCORE
>>25250755
really went off the deep end here, not I'll even bother reading the rest.
>>25254585
>OP plays the card of the trap
ziggzty keks
>>25250305
>codependent untermensch the post
Yeah, if you're too much of an insecure pussy to be able to handle an open relationship, you dodged a bullet.
She's getting fucked by a guy right now harder and better than you could ever fuck her while you write 'the autobiography of a beta' on r9k.
