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Robots who masturbate more than once a day: How do you keep your
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Robots who masturbate more than once a day:
How do you keep your dicks from getting sore, red and bruised up?
I masturbated twice yesterday and today my dick feels bad and the skin is all red
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>>25249258
johnsons baby oil
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>>25249258
You just do it
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my cock is crimson at this point
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lmao the autistis here just wack it all day.

I remember seeing a picture of some anon that came blood fuckin weirdos
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Shea butter. It's been 4 times already and every time I see a god damn porn image it makes me want to go again. I gotta stay off this board
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>>25249258
lol, baby dick, widdow sensitive spaghetti pipi.
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>>25249258
sauce plz amigo
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I wish I could still masturbate more than once a day. 33 years old now and I'm lucky if I can jerk off once a day. Even right now it's been 3 days since I last jizzed.

Masturbation was one of my few pleasures in life. I just don't have the drive or desire anymore. I wish I did. Trust me robots, if you think your life sucks now, trust me: as you get older, it only gets worse.
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by using your boipussi and by not going fucking raw. use your spit as lube
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I was "cut" at birth (unfortunately) but when I wank I use lube. Jerking off all day is for losers.
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>>25249258
Are you masturbing with sand paper? Because a normal dick can handle being wanked at least twice a day.
I masturbate even more than once, and this kind of stuff never happened to me.
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>>25249258

By not being a filthy circumcised kike-puppet.
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>>25249527
>Jerking off all day is for losers.
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>>25249258
>How do you keep your dicks from getting sore, red and bruised up?
By having a foreskin. Did you lose yours ?
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>>25249258
What's her name?

Oc
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>>25249258
I do it by not being circumcised

>sucks to suck brah
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>>25249258
i used too , now im trying to desensitize. im going 2 days strong without masturbating, my penis never gets sore or dry and i masturbate without lubrication and im cut. try moisturizing lotion though
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>>25249562
>tfw I will never know what it's like to have foreskin
Fuck my parents for mutilating me
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IDK dude, my dick can withstand a lot of punishment, up to over 5 sessions a day. I guess I have good skin if that counts for anything.
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3-4 times a day here, never have problems. Maybe it's because I'm uncut, maybe it's just that my dick is calloused from my constant fapping.
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>>25249258
I can jerk off 5 times a day and I have foreskin
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>>25249630
Ahhhhh, totally forgot that I have foreskin m8, that'll be it.
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>>25249258
What the fuck do you do jerk your dick with, a scraper? Handle your member with care and ejaculating multiple times is gonna feel gud.
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>>25249612
We can share mine. Or you could try that regen thing.
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Im taking time off. Gone one week without fapping now. Normally I fap 2-3 times a day but I got to give my dick a break to recover. Dick was losing sensitivity and started getting raw.

I wanna go 3-4 weeks no fapping. So far the first week has been really easy because of how worn out my cock was lmao.

Trying to cut out porn too so I might have to leave 4chan soon.
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Well, this is one way. Unfortunately it's not available those of us who were victims of the human rights abuse euphemistically known as "circumcision".
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>>25249700

>Or you could try that regen thing

True foreskin regeneration is not actually available yet. Maybe one day, though. Foregen is working on it.
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>>25249754
Oh. Well good luck anon. I truly feel for all of you who were mutilated.
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>>25249612
>tfw I have foreskin and don't have to worry about bruises unless I'm fapping too hard
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I'm uncut and even I can get my dick pretty raw and bloody if I jerk off too much dry. Best way to do it is in the shower with lotion. Being uncircumsized though, my glans is beyond sensitive and I nearly passed out once from overstimulating it. It was some kind of weird cross between feeling so sensitive and pleasurable that it hurt.

The worst is when you have to take a couple days off to let rips or splits in the skin heal. You sit on the computer and some anon posts a seriously hot chick and the urge to rub one out can be overwhelming
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Are you me..?

Sounds just like my situation.
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>>25249800

The glans is far more sensitive to pain than pleasure. It's loaded with nociceptors. It's the prepuce tissues like the ridged band which have more of the good-feeling tactile corpuscles.

And if you have a working foreskin and somehow manage to bleed while masturbating you are definitely doing it wrong.
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>>25249915

Meant for

>>25249800


Wtf is with this original comments bullshit
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Sadly I'm cut so I can't fap without lube. I used coconut oil for a while and it was luxuriously soft. I've never been a compulsive fapper though. At most during pubescence I'd go twice a day. New at 27 it's 2 or 3 times a week. I've moved on to using a fleshlight and condom though, the cleanest most patrician way of fapping, and I'm actually able to cum with real sex even as a cutlet. It doesn't magically cure death grip overnight but it has to help. I think the biggest hurdle for virgin guys who can't cum is getting used to the humping motion instead of fapping motion. That's where fleshlight really shines. Wrap in up in a blanket and fuck it spoons, missionary, or doggy.
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>>25249955

Does your foreskin go back and forth easily, like the gif I posted earlier in this thread?
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>>25249937
>definitely doing it wrong.

I take an SSRI that causes me to have a hell of a hard time finishing. It takes a good hour of steady work to cum, and sometimes, but not always, needs quite a strong grip. Back before I was taking medication I could cum in 30 seconds if I was in a hurry
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>>25249983

You should really consider whether continuing to take that medication is worth the risk of damaging your penis, possibly permanently.
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>>25249730
I'm cut, but still have enough skin that I can fap without lube while moving the skin up and down like that, I just can't go over my head.

I've been getting raw if I fap more than once a day lately too, though. I was also having weird dry skin for a while and started getting freaked out about it, but I switched from bar soap to bodywash and it went away.
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i masturbate over 10 times a day with no lube or anything and never have any issues
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>>25250050

This, I work in the psych hospital and all our craziest nutters are on that shit. That push them on everyone walking through the door. They work as well as placebo. Wellbutrin and xanax were the only two that even came close to helping, but xanax made me retarded. Finally I had enough and said fuck it. I manned up and put things in my ass. Needle shaped things. Needle shaped things attached to syringes full of oil and testosterone. I still don't know if it was the gear or just grabbing life by the balls and fucking it's boipucci. I lifted, quit my job, dumped my gf, changed churches, and got back in community college. I had to stop because of some bullshit and couldn't risk getting caught but I have every intention of going back on. I didn't lose much momentum though. Life is still less shit.
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