why don't you get a milf gf, /r9k/?
>free haircuts
>experienced and have their lives together
>will give you unconditional love and attention
>will probably give you free food and housing
>let's you live your oedipal fantasies
>>25249045
Where do you find one like that? Most of them are probably far, far less attractive and just want to fuck you.
>free haircuts
What?
>experienced and have their lives together
If she has kids and is available then she doesn't have her life together
>>will give you unconditional love and attention
>implying
>will probably give you free food and housing
Source?
>let's you live your oedipal fantasies
I don't have any
>>25249101
Oh, I have no idea. I'm a NEET who lives in the middle of nowhere and doesn't have a car.
>>25249045
Been seriously thinking about it.
But it's really hard to find the "ILF" part of MILF, man. From the very small portion of the mothers, if they're too young they usually want a beta provider, so they'll try to trick into parenthood before sex, but if they're too old they feel embarassed to fuck someone too young. I just can't win.
inb4 "high standards" I've been looking for women aged 30 to 45 (I'm 25).
>>25249045
I don't want anything to do with kids
Also, I think anyone who has had kids isn't really turned on by oedipal stuff
I have one, it's pretty great.
what about a TILF gf?
>>25249308
I hope that anon gave her the D
>>25249402
pretty autistic tbuh
>>25249308
>>25249591
did this guy ever fuck her ?
>>25249045
>milf
>posts a pic of a woman in her late 20s / early 30s who hasn't had kids yet
>>25249093
>I don't have any
fuck off you normie scum
>>25249045
because I don't know where to find one
I had one when I was younger. Don't think I'd be able to pull one now though.
>>25249255
I've done this on okcupid, and have even set the age cap at 55, and have had no luck. Most probably think it's a joke and ignore it. A few have responded in a flattered way, but never want to do anything. Shit's rough... I've thought about going to cougar bars or something, don't know if I'll look weird for being there, though.
>>25249045
Everything except the last one is wrong
Because I can't get a gf of ANY FUCKING KIND
JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT A GF INTO A CATEGORY LIKE "MILF GF", "TALL GF" OR "BLACK GF" DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY DIFFERENT TO THE DEFINITION OF GF BECAUSE THAT'S THE MAIN GOAL, CATEGORIES ARE JUST SIDE BONUSES, THE GF PART ITSELF IS STILL THE SAME THING
THEY ALSO WANT A CHAD STUD TO MAKE THEIR PUSSIES QUIVER OR EVEN A WELL OFF NORMIE, NOT AN AUTIST WITH LACK OF COMMUNICATING SKILLS
>"I really want a burger but I can't get one because nowheres serving"
>"why don't you just get a cheeseburger then?"
>"okay where can I get one?"
>"I dunno man, just look for a place that's serving"
THAT'S LITERALLY HOW IT SOUNDS
>>25253463
glad I'm not the only one who gets triggered by these stupid
>why don't you get a "insert bullshit here" gf
threads
>>25249045
*buuuuuurp*
maybe one day.
>>25249045
Muh dick who is this saemon daemon
>>25249255
This.
As a single 32 yo that's been approached by numerous single moms over the years, it never gets better. They're either obviously hunting for betabux, or older ones that just want to be friendly. At least the older ones are usually willing to pay.
>>25249045
>implying their pussy would look as nice as that after shitting out a few kids
>>25253514
Its only until seeing this thread that my pent up feelings just flared.
I see it so often it irks me so much, ironic or not. The closest I got was a girl with one hand, and even then she felt like she could get better.
Saying this to people who have scored girlfriends is one thing, they've got experience on this shit, they know how to do it. But to say it to someone who hasn't even had a relationship, someone looking hard for any sort to just go "lol get this type of gf bro" is just making it more complex for a starter than it has to be, its not natural.
>>25249045
The question is, why would a milf date me?
>>25249045
Why'd they photoshop her penis out?
>>25253463
>whole new level of autism
I'm going to tell you a story about how I maybe had a chance to fuck a milf but sghetti'd out instead
>maybe 19 years old
>over at my buddy's house with a mutual friend
>we're all clueless stoner spergs
>his dad is having his millionaire boss over for dinner, he's cooking when I get there, I get the impression we're not invited so we retreat to buddies room
>smoking gb's in his closet, listening to tunes, just kicking it
>high as fuck at this point, maybe 45 mins later
>go downstairs to get some water with mutual friend, they're all eating at the table
>friend's dad is giant scary italian dude, says "ey anon, we got plenty of extra food, you boys hungry? have a seat"
>"o-okay"
>sit down across from millionaire's insanely hot milf gf
>straight 9/10
>she is eyeing me intensely as soon as she sees me come down the stairs
>I sit down and she starts asking me about my "style" or my "clique" or wtfever
>I'm wearing red skinny jeans and a skin-tight 2 Chainz shirt, I was deep in a not giving a fuck phase
>so stoned I can hardly open my eyes, she starts telling me she's in politics now but used to party, asks me if I'm into drugs and all this other shit
>her bf is deep in conversation with my friend's dad
>she's looking dead at me, leans in closer and asks me "so, do you know what a milf is?"
>"wh-what?"
>"a mom I'd like to fuck. what about dsl? you know what that means?" as she pulls out a tube of red lipstick
>"n-no"
>"dick sucking lips" she whispers to me
>I wasn't trained for this
>fucking obliterated
>just completely draw a blank
>she goes on, "I'm not feeling much like hanging out with the old people tonight, what are you into?"
>I don't have a car at this point
>"j-just hanging out with my friends"
>mind is racing as I try to figure out how I could make something happen here
>come up with nothing
>nothing happens
>think about it almost every day since
God fucking damn it, I'm ready now, I'M READY NOW
I work in an office building and there are 40+ year old women hotter than the women my age (23)
>>25249045
>why don't you jus b urself and get a gf, anon?
:^)
>tfw no milf fwb to cheat on her husband with you
>>25249045
That chick is so gorgeous and her body is perfect
>>25249045
They all want 18-22 year old muscle Chads anyway
>>25254904
what about qt 18-22 year old boys?
>>25254904
>>25254920
see
>>25254084
Depends on the woman. They want young men that catch their eye for one reason or another. Not every ladies man has been a stone-cold muscled stud, you gotta work what you got and own it
>>25254941
>you gotta work what you got and own it
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>25255041
It means that if you're weird and effeminate, own up to it and find a way to make it sexy instead of trying to hide it and be something you're not, because you WILL fail. This is what has worked for me.
>>25249045
Oh my sweet, sweet, lord. This is the hottest milf i have ever seen in my entire life
>browse online communities relating to sexting, dating, etc.
>see women in their mid-30's still mentioning how they're into ''older guys''
>mon visage quand
>>25249308
>>25249591
more pls sir
>>25256031
boots pham
I want a wife not a hag
