>Ring ring, ring ring
WOJACK, IVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU FOR THE LAST FUCKING HOUR. SAD PEPE TOOK THE DAY OFF, YOU ARE COMING IN TO TAKE OVER HIS SHIFT RIGHT NOW AND THEN TAKE AN INDEPENDENT ONE.
WHAT? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU I MAKE THE RULES, I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
And one more thing, dont give me any talk about overtime or holiday bonus, or extra pay. REMEMBER IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH IT ILL FIRE YOU AND GO BACK TO FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
>>25247021
>Click
>*Sniff sniff*
Honey, Im sorry but my boss has me coming over to work for 12 hours. I might be back in time for dinner with your family
What??? Your breaking up with me, honey im so fucking sorry but he has ne locked down. Please dont do this, your the last thing I have in life.
>>25247021
Fire me jagoff see if I care
>fucking my gf
Stay delusional though you 45 year old marriage cuck
>>25247100
Im so tires of this this Wojack, you bend over for your boss and take his cuck cage like its a gift. I cant show up to my parents with a little man who does this. The next time you see me if you do will be in a chair with a cuck cage on.
>>25247021
Fuck you, you fucking cuck
What? You're going to fire me?
See you in court. My bro is a lawyer and will fuck your shit up before you can say JUST
>>25247162
Ok but, please one more thing before you go, please let me sleep on the couch tonight.
I am off to work now.
R-right away s-sir
Um... Mr Shekelscrooge c-can I please get a holiday b-bonus...
I'm behind on my rent and my landlord is going to kick me out if I don't pay up
P-please sir
And that concludes todays episode of the wagecucks life. Happy holidays.
>>25247178
Your bro and I are drinking buddies, he's always talking about you and how big of a loser disappoint you are to the family. You're fired, see you in your imaginary court.
>>25247223
Jokes on you faggot, all of my friends are imaginary
enjoy paying me eleventy hojillion imaginary dollars for imaginary pain and suffering, bitch
>>25247187
Go die. Please.
>>25247178
>>25247259
>>25247142
Looks like todays episode hit a little to close to home in the wagecucks heart.
Its okay, remember the show airs only at neet hours, so you wont have to bear the pain of watching another episode until the next holiday
