oh god
>be me
>be sitting on the couch just now
>watching television with my sister
>get one of those random erections
>out of nowhere my sister swings her feet up in the couch entering the laying position
>puts her feet in my lap
>right on top of my hardon
>quickly takes her feet away
>"anon what the hell? are you hard?"
>"what, no! w-well yes but it wasn't because of you or anything sometimes it happens at random"
>"whatever, I'm going to bet you werido
did I ruin our relationship just now? she'll get over it right? I was telling the truth
>i'm going to bet you weirdo
So how much did she bet? Did you win?
>>25246030
BED*
gosh darn
I was expecting a porn prelude.
OP, your sister must be the autist. If she's old enough to know what an erection is, she shouldn't be putting her feet or butt on your lap unless she wants to feel it.
Don't worry anon, she probably isn't all that disgusted or shocked.
But she might bring this story up in the future to humiliate you. Be careful.
Better rape her while you still can seen as she's reporting you for it right now anyway.
>>25246050
That's clearly an invitation into her bed
What are you doing, OP? Get some of your sisters poontang.
>tfw not blessed with a sister.
How old is your sister, OP?
>>25245965
is she cute OP?
>sister puts/rubs her feet on her brothers crotch
That's a lot weirder than a younger man getting a random erection
>>25246098
I hope so
she seemed really disgusted though
>>25246153
you're disturbed
>>25246175
she's 27 and I'm 20
>>25246209
fairly but she's my sister
>>25246308
You're 20 and live with your 27 year old sister?
>>25246308
can you post pics of her feet?
>>25246308
>she's 27 and I'm 20
I wish I had an older sister.
>>25246336
Can you also post a pic of her body? She's not fat is she?
>>25246308
>27
>puts her feet on her brothers crotch
She's the weird one OP, if she talks shit tell her not to go around giving her family members footjobs
>>25246308
>27
yeah i think you will be fine dude...
>Celebrate Christmas on the 24th instead of 25th since I live in Sweden
>Had a pretty comfy christmas this year, got some nice gifts
>Lots of food left over from yesterday
>Parents invited everyone back today so that they could get rid of all the food
>Cute cousin is there, same age as me
>Big house so we both get in a room alone, used to be my old room when I grew up. Still has a pretty big bed in it since I was a pretty big kid.
>"I gotta sleep anon, went to church this morning"
>She lay down in the bed next to me
>I start spooning her
>Boner press against her butt
>Hands on her slim stomach
>We lay there for like half an hour, precum on my dick all the way through
>ComfyChristmas.jpg
I think you're going to get some tonight anon tbqh.
>>25246094
>>25246288
>I'll take "people who have never had a platonic interaction with a woman in their lives" for 2000 please.
>has a relationship close enough with his sister for her to rest her feet across his lap
>complaining about anything
just be happy man. there's little chance she's going to care a week from now.
>>25246434
Yeah make a move tonight OP. I think she wants the D.
>>25246446
No man I have...that shits weird and if my sister put any part of her body on my crotch I'd tell her to fuck off.
>>25246493
She obviously wants OP to go to her bedroom. Don't blow it Anon!!!!
>>25246446
If she knows what an erection is, she should also understand that sometimes guys just get them randomly. So, if she splergs out when she feels your penis with her feet, yeah she's an autist. Hell, she can rub her feet on my boner if she wants and I won't tell if she doesn't.
>>25246430
Lol this is what I did 2 years ago, except my cousin was 2 years older and had a thick body and huge ass
>>25246446
pretty sure if anyone would get hard if a chick put her feet were on their dick
op, as long as your sister is hot, there is no problem from you.
>27 years old
>putting her feet on your lap
>doesn't know dudes get random boners
Relax OP, you'll be fine. Your relationship is intact.
HOWEVER you should probably cancel your family showing of Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii wake ga Nai! I don't think it'd go over well.
>>25246446
>"Lol only virgins would have a problem with a girl putting her feet on your cock and then her attacking you for having an erection"
>>25246935
Women don't understand though.
Like my girlfriend would fuss at me for getting a boner in class, claiming i must have been checking out the teacher or other students, which doesn't even make sense because the teacher was an old man and i sat in the first row.
>>25247695
I don't think you know what platonic means.
>>25245965
Its so obvious that she knew you had a hard on and did this on purpose. Why else would she put her feet next to your dingus? And from her answer "im going to bet you weirdo" I can tell your sister is a pervert and wants your D (like other anon already pointed out). That's honestly sick, the family is supposed to be comfy, where people hug each other innocently, and not a nest for dirty perversion.
I dont know what else to say anon, but she has mental illness.
>>25245965
>"anon what the hell? are you hard?"
Bullshit. No way would a girl say this out loud to her brother.
>>25249193
When my sister notices I have a boner, she looks for a few seconds, but then pretends she doesn't see it when I look at her. You're right, it'd be awkward as hell if your sister mentions you have a boner.
Never done anything with her before, just last week she walked in on me having a shower but then said sorry and walked out.
>>25245965
If you are afraid she did not believe you, you should encourage her to research it on her oun
>suddenly puts feet on lap right on cock
>>25245965
>tfw boner isn't big enough to even be slightly apparent
Check your privilege
