>merry christmas uncle anon!
>did Santa bring you a gf this year??
"Fuck off Sally."
>>25243870
nope. i seem to have a problem with every girl i come across. even the pretty girls i find major flaws in. their personalities make me hate them
Yea, she's standing right infront of me! Thanks Santa.
>>25243870
yes.
YOU
*GRABS*
>>25243907
>>25243950
Aw...that's adorable guys.
You'd both make great uncles or dads.
>>25243870
How the fuck do I have a niece when I have no siblings?
Yeah he gave me time with my favorite niece. ;) *pats on head*
>"Who needs a gf when I have access to your dirty panties?"
Surrounded by family and friends still lonely without her
Fuck off whore. God damn 4 yo bitch trying to ruin my christmas too
>>25243870
>No no, sweetie. It isn't uncle, not any more anyway. Remember, I'm "Aunt Lola" now
>>25243870
No, but I got you some Victori's Secret panties and bra
>>25244032
That's kawaii, senpai.
>>25244039
That's creepy, to be honest.
>>25244205
She won't miss them. Kids don't even think about underwear. Plus she'll outgrow them soon and get new ones anyway, so really I'm doing everyone a favor by providing a valuable disposal service free of charge.
>>25244277
As creepy as that is, I'll admit I kek'd
>>25243870
i doubt a 7 year old girl even knows about relationships, gtfo of her op with your shit
>>25244355
I had a "gf" in kindergarten.
>>25244355
You're pretty ignorant of what children understand. The vast majority of our social knowledge and cues are learned by the time we enter kindergarten.
>>25243870
>no but i brought you someone id like you to meet
>come here and satisfy my niece tyrone
>>25243870
I'm the dinosaur king, silly. And all women are girlfriends of the dinosaur king. And little girls are to be sacrifices to the GREAT PTERODACTYL GOD! RAWR! *picks her up and lists her up in the air* A SACRIFICE, A SACRIFICE *puts her back down with a warm chuckle* the pterodactyl god can't have real cute girls sacrificed to him so it looks like you get to live today. *gives her a wink, rustles her hair a little* Now go see about getting your silly uncle a little slice of apple pie, you silly gosling.;_;
>>25244482
>implying the undeveloped female body would be enough to satisfy a high test driven bbc
>>25243870
He sure did sweetheart.
>tfw no cute niece
>half-cousin's wife always looks at me like I'm a pedo when her kids interact with me
What. I shower, shave, dress nice, don't go out of my way to interact with the kids, and it's like I'm public enemy number one in that bitch's house. Joke's on her I make more than her household anyway.
>>25245114
is there a noticeable bulge in your pants during the interactions? maybe that's why
>>25244594
I'm the guy that posted about stealing her dirty panties and this post was the weirdest fucking thing I've read in my life
>>25245597
you mean you don't fantasize about being
>that one autistic uncle
?
>>25245501
No. I've got a pretty big dick but I keep it tucked away pretty securely out in public.
