Why don't you show this much love and affection towards Jesus, your lord and saviour?
No wonder Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. They are the TRUE believers!
>>25243568
Because Jesus wasn't a pedophile warlord who needed people to mutilate themselves to show their devotion.
>>25243597
>implying you wouldn't fuck prime teen pussy if you could
>implying charlemagne and other christfags weren't partial to warlording
>>25243568
I don't need to mutilate my body for Christ. He went to the cross for me already.
>>25243679
Mohammed's wife was like 8 ears old, dumbass
>>25243679
But anon, Charlemagne was an emperor, not a prophet.
Jesus was a real hippie in comparison with Mohamed.
>>25243718
Even better faam, imagine the tightness
I don't think jesus would like me to do that
>>25243733
Jesus was too busy being cucked by the Romans to conquer anything. Mohammed fucked his enemies shit up and captured large territories.
Think about it maybe Islam is for chads and Christianity is for the "turn the other cheek" betas.
>>25243718
He actually married her because he didn't wanted her to become a (sex)slave. Also it's assumed he didn't really even had sex with her, he didn't really consider her his wife, he did it only to take an advantage of a loophole in the law so he could help her.
I get it that it's an easy thing to shit on and I'm pretty much an anti-kebab dude, but get your facts straight mate.
>>25243844
Kek, what is this a dad battle ? The edgiest wins ?
>>25243844
Careful my good friend, your fedora is showing. Islam is literally taking over the world, is that why you're salty? Atheism is dying out and there's nothing feodratheists can do about it.
ITT IMAGINARY FRIENDS FACE OFF
>>25243597
that's exactly what jesus was, except that he was also into scat play.
>>25243568
Because Jesus died a millenia ago less or more and its now only dust, and dust don't care about displays of affection- taking that he wasn't actually a character of the fanfiction St.Peter sold to bored romans worried about their money and immigrants
>>25243568
>self harm ones self for ones religion
that shit is the dumbest thing on earth, mutilating ones body to show that YOU LOVE jesus or Moe more than anybody else
>>25243898
He consummated his marriage, that means he popped her loli cherry with his filthy sand nigger dick.
>>25244242
>le original cumment :^))))
>>25243898
He married her at 6, waited till she was 9 to fuck her. Get your own facts straight bro
>>25244242
>magic powers that work when he wants
>relatable, has actually a fairly intersting background
>good aesthetics sense, he's always original and never renounce style
>doesn't put himself on a pedestal and try to teach you things or judge you
>actually hurt less people than god, and it was always out of emotion
>flames, bat wings and other tight metal shit
Satan is so much cooler.
>>25243898
>Anti-kebab
>Knows all about the muzzy book
get him lads
