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Okay we have a lot of gift threads up, but what is the WORST gift you can give someone.
>are you telling me I smell like shit
>do you really think I use this kind of deodorant
>this shit smells like a high school locker room
I got one of these, the body wash/shampoo and deoderant stick isnt bad
I get one of those every year. its not as awful as you think OP. I use it all except the stupid ass body spray. I have like 4 or 5 cans in my closet.
>got a Coke with my name on it
>go to drink it later
>tastes disgusting and flat
>best by date is July 2015
>t-thanks
If I can ask without the thread spiraling into "I can be your bf", what's the GIRL equivalent of axe for a Christmas gift?
>>25243084
I got the adidas smell pack and I loved it. I knew I smelled like shit so I was not offended.
>one year I got a book about crude oil
>I had never expressed any interest in crude oil at all
>>25243084
Today my parents gave me a mousepad with my face on it. Like, stop reminding me how ugly my mug is
Every single year I get one of these axe gift sets from someone.
I'm getting sick of this shit. I'm almost 30 for fuck's sake.
This fucking bullshit right here
I saw Star wars so my parents bought me a whole bunch of useless star wars shit
Star Wars soap, Star Wars lego, Darth Vader bobblehead. But the worst of all is this bootleg monopoly
I use it to mask the cum smell in my room and wash my stinky dick
>>25243584
Every time you post that I can't stop laughing.
WHY NIGGA WHY LMAO
>>25243186
Idk bitch you tell us
>>25243592
that shit leaves weird stuff on your dick that peels
I got the old spice version, which smells kind of pleasant.
>>25243084
>tfw got nosehair trimmers
>Spend literally like half an hour trying to see if the amount of nosehair I have is acceptable.
I literally don't think I can use them, as in I have no nose hair to trim. What the fuck? What does it mean?
>>25243632
What the fuck are you autistic? You wash soap off not leave it on
>>25243605
I only just noticed it says "Force AwakEEns"
How could they be that fucking stupid? Did they think I wouldn't notice?
My dad was all like "I'm going to have to play against you in Monopoly haha". Even if you did buy me a legit Monopoly I wouldn't play it because ITS FUCKING MONOPOLY WTF, AND WHY DID THEY BUY ME FUCKING LEGO
>>25243682
Mr Bean got nosehair trimmers.
I actually would have liked some but was too embarrassed to ask.
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>>25243723
I dunno I think some Legos are okay (they're kinda more like action figures) but I'm pretty much a grown man now... I'm not going to be building little houses and boats... or reinacting Star Wars, ya know?
>>25243084
I got this actually
>tfw no gf for this christmas
sigh
>>25243723
legos are awesome though.
>>25243814
How old are you?
I'm enlisting in the navy and got soap on a rope from 3 different people.
