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>nigger
>5' 2and a half''/1.59 m(manlet prince)
>NEET
>ugly as fuck
>he didn't have a BBC accordying to many
>shitty hair
>drug addict
>anti-social attitude
>poor (he became rich later and then he became almost poor again)
>owned a lot of guns and trained with them often
>faggot voice
>criminal

And then he still:
>had tons of friends and enemies
>managed to fuck a lot of women in his life and had 7 children from six of them
>married for his last 4 years with an 8/10 who was loyal to him
>became the idol of Chads and Tyrones all over the world

What's your excuse?
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>>25241826
> <6'0
>didn't talk to girls of my age for 5 years

what else
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>>25241826
He didn't have:

>autism
>high inhibition personality
>low testosterone

which are 3 things robots have
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>>25241878
protip: the 95% of yours doesn't have an excuse
you got the internet you got all the information needed to solve your problems, and the 90% of your problems could be solved growng a bit of balls
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>>25241826
>Died of AIDS because he was bisexual
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>>25241826
He was rich you idiot
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>>25241918
>autism
Most robots are not medically certified to be autistic, it's nearly always "I get shy around people, I must be autistic xDDDD"
>high inhibition personality
This can be fixed by forcing yourself everyday to be more social
>low testosterone
Bullshit
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>5'4
it's the only excuse I need
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>>25241944
Um no Suge Knight injected him with an aids needle
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>>25241959
>>autism
>Most robots are not medically certified to be autistic, it's nearly always "I get shy around people, I must be autistic xDDDD"
Have you read some of the stories on here?
>>high inhibition personality
>This can be fixed by forcing yourself everyday to be more social
No, it can't.
>>low testosterone
>Bullshit
Every robot I've spoken to shows the signs of low testosterone (lack of motivation, low libido, etc)
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>>25241967
he was a 5'2'' with a bad built and probably a small dick you faggot shithead
grow up egohistic manchild
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>>25242006
>egohistic
Tell women to stop being egotistical, then I'll stop.
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>>25241990
>Have you read some of the stories on here?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>No, it can't.
Have you even tried to try?
>Every robot I've spoken to shows the signs of low testosterone (lack of motivation, low libido, etc)
You literally sound like tumblr, "aww no it must be genetics why I lack motivation" "aww i'm not fat because I can't put the fork down, it becuase of my genes"

Accept that you're the problem, not the level of your testosterone.
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>>25241826
Getting women has nothing to do with your height, penis size or looks. I am a 6' black guy who looks good enough for women to approach me sometimes when I have been to a club yet I am KV whereas my 5'5" chubby pakistani friend is already on his third girlfriend. It's all to do with your personality or lack of it. I open my mouth girls instantly lose interest. Easy E was some thug gangbanger of course he was gonna be drowning in pussy. Look at Notorious BIG, he was fatter than most neckbeards yet few men have ever approached the amount of pussy he got.
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I don't have any social connections and don't know how to get them.

>Just get a job
I work in an office with all old farts with families and women. No one who'd want to go pussy hunting.
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He got nutted in by niggas on the reg tho family
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Dapper
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>>25242086
Jokes Suge admitted to injecting him with the HIV.
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>>25242048
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You overestimate this board's creativity.
>Have you even tried to try?
No. You're a normie who has never felt true social anxiety.
>You literally sound like tumblr, "aww no it must be genetics why I lack motivation" "aww i'm not fat because I can't put the fork down, it becuase of my genes"
>Accept that you're the problem, not the level of your testosterone.
Nice strawman, but hormonal imbalances have a considerable impact on how a person behaves
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>>25242131
I guess we'll just have to disagree then.

I'm not a normie though, far from it - I'm kissless, hugless and obviously a virgin at 25 years old.

You may have given up on trying to lead a happy life, but I never will.
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>>25242131
You are lucky, because the robot doesn't allow me to blank post, but everyone needed just the pic, trust me
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It was a facade, 2Pac was the same.

Outside of Gangsta Rap he was probably a lot more like Kendrick Lamar.
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>>25241826
I am exactly the reverse of this guy.

I'm broken internally and my life is a broken mess I can't invite anyone into, but I'm tall and handsome. I've had many girls hit on me and call me good looking or even "perfect" but it doesn't matter. I don't have any way to go beyond that. I'm weak and when they sense that and see what I actually am they reject me.
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>>25241826
/r9k/ would probably hate him because of his politics but Sartre should be an inspiration to all robots

>ugly as hell (even wrote about it)
>pretty much disfigured (lazy eye)
>still got all kinds of pussy
>still became an influential and respected philosopher, as well as internationally famous
>won the Nobel Prize but turned it down
>his philosophy was pretty much "just be yourself"
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>>25241826
>Nigger

Tyrone gets laid on the daily

>NEET

He was drug dealing and became a rapper/producer

>Shitty hair
That was the style in the 80's

>poor
Financial troubles =/= poor

>Owned a lot of guns
Alphas had guns, not robots

>criminals
alpha

There's no comparison with him and robots
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>>25242682
>a lot more like kendrick lamar

How is that like?
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>>25242066
this pretty much

and dollas
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>>25243975
>tyrone gets laid on the daily
kent doesnt

so stop you cuck
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He was Eazy-E.
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>>25241956
>What is reading comprehension
He was fucking these hoes before he was rich
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>>25242682
Eazy? Like Kendrick? Sorry but no, you can't be a drug dealer in Compton during the 80s and be like Kendrick at the same time.
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>>25243975
>implying anyone living in Compton in the 1980s wasn't poor
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>>25241918
Muh genetic conditions
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