>take a shit
>get in shower
>thoroughly scrub the boipussy clean
>soak body in scented soaps
>climb out of shower, shivering slightly as the cool air brushes over my naked body
>dry myself off
>apply a bit of deodorants and a bit of boy perfumes
>pull on a lacey pair of underwear I've borrowed from my sister
>put on more dainty clothes to cover up my lewd body
>comb my silky hair into a cute style
>put on some lip gloss
>sit down at computer and moan on image boards all night about how I'm so shy lonely and will never have a loving boyfriend
tfw no bf
>>25241475
i just did all of this
r u me?
>>25241475
Thanks for the visual, OP.
Gonna fap now.
>>25241475
you fucks are so lucky
i have dark coarse body hair all over and its a bitch to upkeep if i wanted to do this
>>25241515
i have body hair too but i usually shave that off so i can have a nice soft body tbqh
<3 I love my smooth body
>>25241512
OP doesn't mention that he's a 300 pound neckbeard
>>25241475
lmfao its like you're a little slut but you don't get any how can you fail this badly
>>25241534
its so bad on my legs and tummy, my skin gets so irritated when the hair starts to pierce thru the skin again after getting shaved :( thats why i can never return
>>25241573
oh maybe wax?
>>25241569
you too pal
>>25241648
if you were hungry enough you'd get your boipussy pounded up daily.
stop making excuses and go get a nice anon dick
no
original comment allah Akbar xd
The problem is that despite trying to be a girl, you are still a boy, and also unlovable.
>>25242554
>despite trying to be a girl, you are still a boy
That's why they're superior.
>>25241475
>sunsets in paris
>my computer dims
>go lay down in bed
>pull out phone
>shit post a bunch
>dad comes in and yells at me about smoking while relatives are here and that I dont need my "pain meds"
>been awake for 18 hours already
>try and sleep for the rest of the day
>hopefully can avoid relatives
>will get shaken awake a few hours anyways
>will have incredibly bad heartburn and nausea
>will get blazed to dull the pain
>everyone will complain about my weed
>"you just have that card because you lie to doctors!"
>sit blankly on the couch while relatives babble nonsense
>comments about how long my hair is
>how my face is fat
>pretend not to care as the women all get to help in the kitchen and do stuff together
>sit around being "thankful" for something or other
>everyone points out how boring I am
>asks why I dont have a girlfriend
>point out how i havent worked in 5 years
>remind me of everything everyone else has accomplished and how i havent done anything
>smile weakly at everyone
>eventually sneak off back into my room
>smoke a fuck ton put on my music and stare at the roof
>my bf is 3000 miles away
>probably cry quietly for a little bit until I pass out
Buy a bidet.
>>25242762
I'm sorry anon, that sucks. Why is the bf so far away?
>tfw literally obsessed with sissies and femboys
They're just cute feminine but know how guys also feel. It's, like, perfect.
Now if only they weren't all sluts.
>>25242908
What is your definition of a slut? I've never had sex but I sometimes dream of some quite slutty stuff. Am I a slut?
>>25242904
WE met online about 7 months ago.
He unfortunately lives far away.
>>25242908
the hormones unlocked a level of perversion in me that is far worse than I imagined
I used to think they were whores but I understand now and empathize with them, those filthy whores.
I love femboys too. May I have a cute femboy's kik? I'm rich and cute too. I could take care of you.
>>25243003
>>25243006
>meet cute trap
>they make it clear they want two get dicked by multiple guys
>"The idea isn't really attractive to me but that's fine."
>turns out I'm the second guy
>the other guy is also a femboy
>try to get along with the idea but ultimately it doesn't click with me
I'm just not a polygamous type of guy, you know? To some people that's the dream but to me it's kind of a turn off.
>>25243202
It's okay Anon, not all traps want to be dicked by multiple guys. As long as your dick is good enough to bring them to leg shaking orgasms then you'll be finee
>>25243202
I dont like the idea of multiple guys unless we were really close or something.
Id rather be the mother of tons of kids.
>tfw no uterus
>>25243292
Even then I could get some fun cock sheath stuff going with like a five or six inch guy.
>>25241475
>take a milk bath
>use vanilla scented bodywash, and conditioner
>put on lotion that brightens my skin, and softens it
>brush my hair so it's fluffy and soft
>put on lacey panties, sweater and thigh-high socks
feels comfy
All of you fags talking about bathing and shit, post pics or I'm not gonna masturbate at all.
>>25243829
>cock sheathe
Damnnn, emasculating as fuck.
>>25244531
What I like the idea of making my bfs dick even bigger and different shapes and have him rape me with it.
>>25241475
>>take a shit
>>get in shower
>>thoroughly scrub the boipussy clean
>>soak body in scented soaps
>>climb out of shower, shivering slightly as the cool air brushes over my naked body
>>dry myself off
>>apply a bit of deodorants and a bit of boy perfumes
>>pull on a lacey pair of underwear I've borrowed from my sister
>>put on more dainty clothes to cover up my lewd body
>>comb my silky hair into a cute style
>>put on some lip gloss
>have to shit again
AHHHH
STOP THESE DISGUSTING THREADS RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>take a shit
>a bit didnt get out completely
>end up smearing around my ass trying to clean it
>almost 1 roll of paper gone
>get in shower
>thoroughly scrub the boipussy clean
>use any soap available
>climb out of shower, cool air is cool
>dry myself
>already sweating and stinking again
>hairy legs sweating and stinking
>put on whatever clothes I find
>dont bother combing hair, it's shit and have dandruff
>sit on pc with a bit of shit that didnt come out bothering me for the next 20 hours
tfw no bf
