>>25241233
if you're the only one there she might be waiting to serve you another drink

>>25241283

I'm not the only one, there's at least five other fucks here

>>25241340
Don't question it enough to ruin your experience. Just get all you can out of it. Maybe you can use some more friendly people in your life, who knows, try it.

Waitresses can spot lonely people and hang around them trying to make small talk so the lonely person tips them more

>>25241233
slap her ass and see what happens

>>25242125

Past 2008, it is impossible to slap a woman's ass unless you're married to her

>>25242172

It's not impossible

It's just that there is no good outcome.

>>25241233
do you have any farts stored up? she'll leave if you fart and then smile about it. alternatively you could just tell her to fuck off. best option is poop in your pants and start crying but that's mainly for experts.

>>25242062

People employedby an alcohol store are incapable of friendliness

>>25242252
be 10/10
be inhumanly charasmatic
be richer than god
be over 6ft

>>25242343
Pick one that's all it takes to get away with it

>>25243050
my pussy smells very very bad.