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>yfw God exists
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>mfw I am god
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>mfw God doesn't exist
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>>25239654
>tfw you realise religion is just a collective coping mechanism

Religitards are normies and need to get out.
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>yfw the one true god is the Hindu god Designatu, god of poo
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Pic related, atheists are still preferred but the placid self righteousness is even more present than in the average religious person
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>>25239864

Deism != Christianity
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>>25239864
Impressive quote.
You've convinced me to start believing in the space wizard.
Those silly fedora-wearing neckbeards, amiright?


ATHEISTS BTFO AGAIN!
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>>25239864
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg#Misattributed
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>>25239882
!= holy shit... You're a faggot for using this notation. Just kill yourself and beg that God forgives. In any case Christianity has nothing to do with God, its made up as a way to control people

>>25239889
I guarantee you are depressed, I mean, so am I, but I know you are too
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>>25239911
Its still true though, even if he didn't say it.
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>>25239864
>>25239911
>>25239919
>The quote can not be found in Heisenberg's published works, and Hildebrand apparently does not declare his source.
>Heisenberg's children did not recognize their father in this quote.
>Dr. Hirsch suggests the quote could be fabricated by a fundamentalist English speaking Christian seeking support for his faith
Christc.u.c.k.s on suicide watch.
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>>25239919

My brothers, Vishnu is waiting for you when you come out of your depression. Those who think clearly, realize that Vishnu is the exclusive creator god.
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there is no evidence for a god whatsoever
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>>25239977
The Bible my friend :^)
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>>25239982
>it's true cause a book says it is
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I suffer to be.
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>>25239982

No, my friend, the Bhagavad Gita is the father and mother of the bible. Why do you feign ignorance of this fact? Clearly all other texts are dilutions of the true text.
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>>25240010
Anime is real because it said so on the internet.
Are you implying that I'm wrong you little gay faglord?
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>tfw God exists and doesn't like you
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>>25239947
It's actually a quote from Max Thurkauf.

Not that it matters. The quote offers no reason to believe in God, and if it did, it would be irrelevant who said it.

The fact is the reason you think attribution matters is the same reason you're derided for your atheism, sometimes by other atheists: Because you didn't get there on your own or, at all, you just simply follow the culture du jour and are as dogmatic as anybody else. You're playing a childish game of 'who is more right?' in an age where serious intellectuals understand the reality that is the subjective nature of truth as presented in Meditations on First Philosophy.

Of course, most serious "atheists" would reject any thesis presented in that book, which is a cornerstone of modern thought, because of the subtitle "In which the existence of God and the immortality of the soul are demonstrated"
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>>25240053
haha look at this insecure prick and laugh

your bible is a pack of fairy tales that control gullible stone age peasants, it aint necessarily a bad thing but it's not true

evolution is a fact, science is explaining the world with no need for any god

you want a daddy, poor little baby
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>>25240070
You sound like a pseudo-intellectual faggot and I'm ashamed to be associated with you.
Don't make such bullshit assumptions about me.
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>>25240108
>You sound like a pseudo-intellectual faggot and I'm ashamed to be associated with you.

'no u' is a lot easier to write and is about as robust an argument.

I don't need to make assumptions. The backpost says everything about how you form your opinions.

this is where you say you were merely pretending
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>>25240136
Not even the same anon but I physically cringed
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>>25240175
>Not even the same anon but I physically cringed
>Not even the same anon
you shouldn't assume others are as computer illiterate as you

>pseudo-intellectual

Indeed.
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Yes God exists and they are aliens.

physical, genetic beings

Christianity is a lie and Jesus was an alien hybrid. We abducted the virgin Mary and implanted a hybrid in her. The guiding star was our ship witnessing Jesus' birth. Our technology allowed him to walk on water and perform miracles. Cured a man's blindness? Come on, even you can perform lazec and our IQs and technology are far superior than than average human.

We did not save him from the cross, but we did recover his body from the tomb in an event your people have come to know as Easter. He could have sought retribution against your people, but he had grown attached and seen goodness so he chose to set an example of selflessness.

We actively encourage beneficial mutations to develop in the human population, including social stability, talents, physical beauty... this is the basis of Christianity. Peace and evolution, so that we may evolve alongside you. We seek to evolve alongside life on Earth but without the harshness inacted on our people, since we are starfaring people and above that. You therefore must carry to burden of developing immunities and selection pressures while we watch from afar as Gods, joining together to create new children capable of existing.

Biological life has its limitations, as there are other forms of life that exist which compete even with us, but we must live alongside each other as we are all cosmic cousins. Destructive forces are not permitted to exist. That is the way of all things.

Merry Christmas, stupid hoo-mans.

ayy lmao
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>>25239864
If anything, my experience is the opposite; everything seems so wonderful that only a god must have created it but then when you look deeper, you realize that there is a reason for anything and largely god is a fallacy of incredulity.
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>>25240237
I've always wondered. What exactly was the point of this comic?

Was it supposed to be some /x/ spoopy shit? Because it failed miserably.

The art is absolute shit (specifically the facial expressions). The guy's vocal responses are awkward and forced. The climax wasn't really all that unnerving to begin with, considering how shitty the world already was and how incredulous the just-world hypothesis was.

All it did was make me cringe in realizing that the artist may have actually found the story spooky enough to warrant the shitty effort to draw it.
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>>25240175
>Not even the same anon
>haha you have been rused by the rusemaster

Gigantic faggot detected.
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>>25240053
but anime is real
just because it doesn't exist in a physical form doesn't make it not real
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>>25239654
Great feel, my brother. Most robots just need Jesus in their life
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>>25239654
>mfw god exists?
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>>25239654
>mfw god actually exists
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>>25239654

you know that song by tupac before he died "they don't give a fuck about us"

basically god don't give a shit anymore m8
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>>25241793
DAMN YOU ONIZUKAAAAA!
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>>25241926
>tupac
Why aren't you listening to biggie anon-kun~
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>>25241974

>not Eazy mother fuckin E

cmon son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE_n_MZqYcY
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>>25242005
Never said he was bad but can't you see sometimes biggies words... They hypnotize me
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