OKAY SO HERE's the DEAL BITCHES
IVE HAD SEX WITH AT LEAST 100WOMEN AGES 18-35
IF YOU HAVENT HAD SEX YOU CAN TOO I WILL TELL YOU HOW IF YOU WANT IN 5 EASY STEPS
Check em and stfu
>Has had tons of sex
>Still posts here
Even if you just think this place is funny I really would not want to be anything like you.
>>25238817
Please teach me your ways
>>25239588
witnessed
most original comment of all time
>>25239598
also dubs.
I'm going out on the town with my friend to drink alcohol tomorrow
will I lose my virginity?
>>25238817
Is this a spoof of the skin lotion thread where with some guys acting like Bateman
>>25239216
I've had a little and still post here
I just like you people
monitoring bread
>step one: be chad
>step two: talk to female
>step three: put penis in vagina
>step four: wipe dick to curtains
>step five: go to step one
ONE WEIRD TRICK TO GETTING LAIDDDDD THAT THE INSURANCE COMPANIES HATE SINCE OBAMA SIGNED THIS BILL. FLASHING_POLICE_LIGHTS.GIF
>pay an escort
the 5 steps are:
just
bee
you
are
self
:^)
