>when you accidently call your girlfriend "mom"
>when your GF accidentally calls you "Char" during sex
>>25238716
>girlfriend
Off with you
>>25238734
>when your girlfriend is a charmander
>>25238780
>when your Charmander is a Squirtle
Right...."accidentally"...
>>25238734
>when your gf calls your cock penisaur
>when you don't have a gf
lmao am I right?
>>25238716
>when you see /r9k/ being taking over by girlfriend-touting normies and regret having ever participated in the rare pepe trading threads
I would go to 8ch if it weren't slow as unholy fuck.
>>25238862
Get off my board, you pathetic shitlord, and take your newfaggotry with you
>>25238862
>>25238872
having a girlfriend isnt that odd... it's a given you should have one.
now maybe i would be a normie if i were rich or something
>>25238887
>having a girlfriend isnt that odd... it's a given you should have one.
Yes, that's what make you and your kind normies.
>>25238887
Fuck off you normie shit
>>25238906
Stop following this elite " kvrobot" trend like a sheep. You CAN get out of KV status, and still be a robot in every other way, it's not that inconceivable. Of course, for a robot it's extremely hard and has a lot to do with luck, but it's not out of the question.
>>25238906
>>25238910
a normie has a 10/10 gf
mine is just a 6.5-7 / 10
pretty subpar I'd say
>>25238932
>You CAN get out of KV status, and still be a robot in every other way, it's not that inconceivable.
No, at that point you become a cyborg.
>Of course, for a robot it's extremely hard and has a lot to do with luck, but it's not out of the question.
If at any point you got a girl to voluntarily fuck you, you're not a robot.
I called my dog by my girlfriends name once and when she heard I said it's just because I love them both
>>25239008
Getting a girl to fuck you will not change anything in your mentality.
>>25239025
I know that feel, my ex used to call me her "puppy" all the time... Man, i miss her.
>>25239061
sounds bad man!
>>25239040
if you have never had a girl come to you and ask you to stick your dick in her butthole, you're not even a man.
>>25239040
>Getting a girl to fuck you will not change anything in your mentality.
Haha.
I laughed. Pic related.
>>25239153
How is the pic related?
>>25239153
this picture proves nothing desu desu
>>25239164
>>25239174
Of course you wouldn't get it.
You're normies who can't understand how much society looks down on incels.
>>25239197
No, the pic literally doesn't prove that having sex changes your mentality. There's nothing to get.
>>25239197
I'm not a virgin, but it's not like I changed when I had sex
I am still the same person
>>25239219
>>25239238
We are incels. We are people who live alone. We are people who will die alone. Whose corpses will be left to rot in our dwellings until they're found months later by some happenstance. No one will pay for our funerals. We will either be cremated and our ashes scattered to sea, or become cadavers for happy-go-lucky med school students to mutilate.
You're attractive enough for someone to fuck you. To become intimate with you. There's a chance that at least someone will love you or remember you. You can hope. You are capable of integration into society, even if it's just with a single human. Even if your hopes are never fulfilled, you felt what it was like, even for a moment, to not be alone. You can hang onto that, remember that, bask in that.
We don't get that chance, or that hope. Whether it be due to physical unattractiveness or social ineptitude bordering on a mental disorder, people are repulsed by us. And instead of sympathy, people look down on us all the more. On our deathbeds, we won't be able to recall anything other than a lifetime of loneliness before finally being rid of this shitty existence.
If you can't understand that, then you can't understand robothood.
>>25239448
lol you cant be serious m8
I would die if I never had an intimate moment with a girl for my whole life
kek/10
>>25239008
He's not even a cyborg, that's just a normalfag.
>>25239040
If you were ever a robot then your mentality changed away from robotics before you fucked a girl.
Robots are the kind of guys that no girl could ever consider having sex or a relationship with.
It's be definition impossible to ever get laid with a real robot mentality.
>>25238932
>you can be a robot and not be a robot at the same time
>>25239238
>but it's not like I changed when I had sex
Who has implied that anything would change?
The fact that you were able to get sex proves that you weren't a robot before getting it either.
>>25239674
wtf r u talking about mate? I know how to fucking ree
watch: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
>Non-uniform day in 6th form
>Sitting next to blonde girl in Physics class
>Next day see gf
>Wearing same jeans
>She unzips trousers to give me head
>"Anon whose is this? How did it get in your jeans?"
>Long fucking blonde hair in my jeans
>Didn't put it together at the time
>Wondering how the fuck it got in there
>"I don't know"
>She gets really pissy and we don't do anything for like a month
>She always thought I would sleep with other girls despite me being in love with her and shy as fuck
>>25239647
This is bullshit. I was as robot as they come. Literally the most unpopular kid in the entire school. Laughed at, mocked, scorned, a joke. I did autistic shit constantly. The definition of a pathetic loser.
Through force of will I turned it around, but the anger, resentment and scars still linger, a decade later.
>when you accidentally shove all 8 inches into your girlfriend so fast that she starts shivering
>when you accidently call your gf another girl's name
>>25238734
I came to laugh at you.
>>25239153
All the girls that replied to this picture are likely several relationships in during their life.
You have to understand that after you've dated a few people you begin to look for people who have also dated a bit as well. Maintaining a relationship can be tricky and there is a lot of tedious bullshit that first times will exhibit and go through that other people will simply not want to bother with.
Being a virgin means more than being sexually inexperienced. It means that you do not truly understand what having a long term and committed relationship means and what it requires.
Women and men will often reject virgins for this reason. The only difference is is that there is a kind of prestige men gain from claiming a girls virginity thag women do not, that's why you see men having no strings attached (an arrangement the girl is not likely aware of) sex with girls where as women have nothing to gain by fucking virgin men.
>>25238734
>when your GF accidentally calls you "Chad" during sex
>>25238882
>shitlord
Back to >>>/tumblr/
>>25239748
had this happen oncewith my 7 inches
we stopped then and there
>>25239699
So you stopped being a robot before getting sex.
>>25238734
>>25239896
>when you accidentally call your GF "Artesia" during sex
>>25238716
>when you accidentally cum inside your mom
>>25239896
i came on your mum fag
>>25239153
Women don't know what they're talking about. I was 25 years old when I lost my virginity to my current fiance, and I even told her that I was a wizard apprentice. Up to this day she still thinks I was lying and that I wasn't a virgin when we fucked. Maybe it's because she mostly just lay like a sack of potatoes (I can only assume like majority of people in that pic) and I did most of the work. We both got better though.
So, even if you're a virgin at 50 and can pump for +-5 mins, you're good to go, bro. Just copy softcore porn to make it less obvious that you're unexperienced when fucking for first time. It's what I did, and we normie now.
>>25238887
>having a girlfriend isnt that odd... it's a given you should have one
>>it's a given you should have one
Stop
>>25239448
This Nigerian gets it
Perfectly worded
>>25239448
Having hope has nothing to do with sex, you just think it does because you're a virgin. Trust me, you will not change after having sex.
>When your mom calls you by your dad's name, and he left years ago
>when your dad calls you by his dead brothers name
>>25238716
>when you accidentally call your mom your girlfriend
>>25238716
>tfw she accidentally calls you "dad" and gets immediately embarrassed
NIGGERSRESADS
