What's your final tally?
Nobody bought me anything.
Just money from family members.
I spent most of it on buying a gift for my little sister.
>>25238476
>tfw imouto to buy gifts for
>smelling like Africa
>tfw that sums up literally all my gifts (well i did get some money too)
JUST
>mfw got a $50 prepaid visa
There is literally no reason to buy me this. I have a credit card.
It costs $6 for the card itself, so he spent $56 to give me $50.
I guess I could sign up to some porn sites or something.
Got a watch from my father, an ashtray from my mother and some useless shit.
I don't care about my family but I'm thankful for the presents. I wonder why they go through such lenghts for me.
>>25238506
I hate people who do that, and getting gift cards and the like? Why pay money to limit me to a store. Just give me the money.
>smelling like niggers
>>25238524
>ashtray
Damn, she's literally trying to encourage you to smoke more so you will die sooner. That's harsh, bro.
>brother got one of his m8s an xbox and spent about 150 quid on another
>they got him some chocolate and a poster
>>25238538
I saw one and thought it was cool, she asked if I wanted it and I said 'sure'.
She's not rich like daddy so if she can give me something useful it's great.
We've smoked weed together she's kinda cool in general.
>>25238528
>>25238506
I mean I'm not ungrateful, just I don't like that he basically threw away $6.
Now I can't really use it because I feel like I'll be wasting it unless I use it one something that A) requires a credit card, and B) I don't want to use my real credit card for. Like a porn site or something dodgy like that.
>>25238547
Serves him right for not setting 20 dollar limit
>mfw step sister came into my room drunk at 1am and sucked my dick
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
>>25238584
>smoked weed with your mother
Damn, my mom freaked out and cried for a week when she found out I smoked weed once.
>>25238468
Came here to post this. If you got ANYTHING for the holidays you are a normie and you need to leave.
>>25238788
But being overgrown man children living with parents and getting bought gifts by just them is what being a robot is all about
>>25238449
I got literally everything from that picture, and they were the only gifts I got too.
>>25238825
If your parents haven't given up on you, you are a normalfag. My parents claimed they were "tired" of celebrating Christmas this year.
I lost my virginity at 20 years old to my cousin's girlfriend last night
I still can't fucking believe it
>>25238528
I've found that when people ask me for gift ideas and I give them a few concrete things they'll usually spend more than if I say I just want cash.
>>25238861
I tell my parents not to worry about Christmas and they get me some random shit anyways. Probably not anything more than $75 combined but still. It's mostly my mom behind it though
>tfw 24 y/o NEET and she still tells me I can make it
Being unable to acknowledge your own needs or make them known to other people is a sign that you have abandonment issues, and probably lack passion in your life.
Being so hard to buy gifts for or not wanting gifts, is not a good thing.
If you had some hobbies that didn't revolve around sitting on your computer, people might have some idea of what gifts they could buy you instead of giving you money or fucking toiletry gift sets.
New years resolution for everyone, take up a hobby. Even if its something autistic like archery, what are you going to do get MORE autistic than you already are?
>>25239076
>you have to spend money to have a hobby
good goy
>>25239109
The computer you're using right now to shitpost... it didn't cost any money then?
Everything requires money, that's why being NEET is so fucking gay.
>>25238449
Jesus Christ, all 5, and nothing else (excluding r9k santa)
Are you a britbong too anon?
>mfw Celebrations from parents
Welp, at least they taste good.
>>25238449
fucking marvelous creations are fucking so shit.
>>25239959
Little brother, straya
>>25238449
literally 0, nothingNORMIES FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GIFTS REEEEEEEEEEE
630 pounds from a huge extended family of wagecucks
$160 in cash. $100 check. A book and a shirt.
1 family down, 3 to go. It's good to be loved.
>>25238701
In your dreams, mate.
>>25238449
I don't even mind. I like sweets, and I needed deodorant. 8/10 bretty gud
>>25239177
Not him but my computer was built from scavenged shit that people threw away. I shitposting from my phone though and i get a free phone once a year because they really want me to stay on my contract.
>money
>not caring
my mom is giving our relatives small tissue boxes that costed a dollar each
who /dissapointed/ here?
Parents got me a shitty oversized ugly jacket I'll never wear and some boots from a thrift store. Im not ungrateful, just really dissapointed. desu I wish they'd just given the money to charity or something. all I asked for was cheap vinyl and beef jerky. How hard is that to fuck up?
>>25238506
I got one of these too. Might put it on steam or something. Its really not that bad
>>25238449
>Someone gives you a gift
>"You don't care about me!"
Top kek. My mom got me those shitty scratch tickets, she used to get me Axe and shit when I was in school, and she really didn't have to get me shit. Be grateful for what you get you fucking retards.
>wacom drawing tablet
>steam games
Don't have any friends so there are all from family. Breddy gud, wacom is fucking awesome. I can finally make high quality OC, after learning how to draw with this, of course.
>>25240975
>scratch tickets
Same. Bad financial situation, can't blame her.
>>25240993
>gets wacom tablet
>doesnt know how to draw yet
-_-
>>25240998
scratch tickets are good man they're fun to scratch i won $15. this was on top of a few shirts and 1-2 other things though
>>25238449
>tfw dreading the looming guiltfest that is Christmas every year
I thought Christmas was about being with family, not spending weeks wracked with guilt trying desperately to find a present they will like and not do the awkward "oh...this is nice" when they open it.
Fucking hate this part of Christmas.
>>25241041
I know how to draw, I've been drawing for all my life now. It's just that drawing with wacom is really difficult because I have never drawn with a tablet before. Picture relate, I draw this shit with a mouse.
I stopped asking for expensive Christmas present when i was 18. It blows my mind that any adult actually asks their parents for Christmas presents i Haven't opened mine yet it will probably be clothing, i probably won't like it and it won't fit me properly but i say thank you and Wear it anyway for a while.
>tfw really bad at displaying emotion so it's hard to show appreciation even when you're really thankful and you look like an ungrateful asshole
>>25241058
>I know how to draw, I've been drawing for all my life now.
Show us some of your drawings anon
>>25241086
Don't have any of my "good" drawings on computer, but I drew plenty of Pepe stuff last year when he was still on his prime.
This one is also drawn with a mouse.
>>25240975
>My mom got me those shitty scratch tickets, she used to get me Axe and shit when I was in school, and she really didn't have to get me shit
She could have got you something better and cheaper than that if she actually knew you anon, people arent mad they got cheap presents they are mad that someone so close to them knows them so badly.
My mom baked me some of her tasty fresh bread from scratch, even though it's cheap as fuck and everyday, she knows what i want.
Axe + scratch tickets are fucking woeful
>axe gift packs
Absolutely the worst. I still have like 20 of those under my bed, all unopened. I've been getting them for years now.
>>25241058
well fair enough. its stupid to draw with a mouse unless it's just as a goof like this couchpotatoe i drew. i used some tablets in college but never got into them. i might get one as well eventually. the way you worded your post just sounded like a random who got it on a whim. they can make pretty sweer stuff when you get good at it though
>>25241069
is your name heretic like the game? i was playing it just before. also i agree i can just buy stuff i want getting some shirts was nice cause i just said what ones individually i wanted so no let downs.
dude fuck axe i hate that shit
>>25241240
>>25241125
hold on what are axe gifts?
>>25241246
a pack of autism soap and shampoo
>>25238449
A coffee mug and some shitty cheap body wash.
>people actually get upset at getting gift cards
I'd rather get those and buy what I want.
>>25241257
thanks, why do they call them axe though is that an acronym or a specific brand?
>>25238449
$50 Steam card, not bad at all
>>25241306
Look at OP's pick, that box on down left corner is a typical AXE gift pack. It's this brand of "cool" shampoos and deodorants.
>>25241306
Axe is a brand, the American version of Lynx
>>25239076
I have lots of hobbies, they're just too refined for most people to appreciate and understand.
>>25241367
I thought "AXE" is how americans got answers
>>25238449
Anal. And a shirt with my favourite record label's logo on it.
She's good to me.
>>25241499
Only the black ones
destiny: the taken king for xbix 360 ( dont own one)
a shitty wireless keybord and mousse i can barelyt type on this small thing
some candy
battlfront
battlfefronts not bad but ugly af on xbiox oine
I got nothing.
I'm okay with this, though
>new pillow
>new towel
>mewtwo amiibo
>carton of pale ale to share with dad
>candy
>guitar strings
>still got $100 for end of year sales
>>25238524
I think the same too. I should really start treating my mother better
>>25240853
He was a good boy so Santa decided to surprise him
On top of getting nothing, I'm actually out $22 giving a gift to a family memeber whom is wealthy and chose to give me nothing
I got soap and some clothes I'm never gonna wear but I did get a comfy robe.
I got 1000 good boy points
>>25238449
Nothing wrong with giftcards when they're to places you actually buy from.
>>25241676
>>mewtwo amiibo
a literal toy
>>25241776
Little bro got it for me, plus I already have someanime figures
I like Pokemon, but this generation has been kind of shitty
>>25238654
Use it to buy Bitcoins. Then buy drugs offline.
$25 mcdonalds gift card
$55 in subway giftcards
$75 in visa gift cards.
Plus I got actual gifts. I made out pretty well.
>>25240925
Internet costs money m8y
580 dollars
shampoo and perfume
Clothes
donald duck cartoon
20 coca cola cans.
two gift cards at the shopping mall
A prepaid visa card that i spent on Squad and Soma in the steamsale.
>>25238449
My parents got me a 1911 pistol...
I think they're hinting at something...
>>25242031
You are lucky as fuck anon
>tfw will never be american and get a 1911 as a gift
;_;
> Space Jam on DVD
FUCK YES!
> socks
I have a ton of socks but thanks.
> insoles for shoes
I suppose it was time to change the insoles.
> underwear
I needed more actually.
> really weak cologne: very faint almost non-existent scent, faded very quickly, very generic scent
I don't want to sound ungrateful but what the fuck is this weak shit?I didn't get anyone anything because work slowed down recently, I already pay most of the bills around here which leaves me with almost no money for myself or savings, and whatever money I had went towards repairs for my car. It was a miracle I had any money to take them to the movies last week.That was their Christmas gift.
170 euros, chocolate, a (somewhat historically inaccurate) knight figurine and a book about the downfall of medieval armor and the rise of firearms.
Not too shabby.
bought some games for friends, got a starbucks gift card from my boss, I laughed pretty hard when I opened OPs image.
My parents bought me this piece of shit bootleg star wars monopoly
note I didn't take this picture. It was the only one I could find online.
5 whole books
A film camera
Ralph Lauren bathrobe (HORSE POWER)
300 Great British Pounds
New backpack
Chocolate n shit
>>25242130
I had that back in the 90s, it was pretty fun making people play as Jar Jar
>tfw no one got me anything but my sister who got me a bottle of jack
I got some money, some clothes and HP Lovecraft collection. I'm happy.
>>25238449
-got axe shampoo / deoderant shit pack like in op image
-candy
-no money
>>25242248
> Bottle of Jack
I'm a little envious.
>>25242262
HP Lovecraft was prty redpilled
I think they're trying to tell me something.
Had a modest Christmas. Got what I needed, shaving cream, shirts etc. New guitar cable, stand etc. stuff like that. I love my Mom and Dad and thats what matters.
>>25242278
I asked her to get it for me so it feels a little less genuine, but fuck it
I'm just glad I got my external hard drive. I didn't get the office chair though ... my back can't handle this fold up shit.
>>25238449
Can't open most of my presents until tomorrow.
Only thing I've got so far is a Star Wars toothbrush that lights up and makes sounds like a lightsabre.
Haven't opened anything yet.
I have work today and it's a "blackout day" meaning if I don't show up I'm fired, no ifs ands or buts about it.
I'll open them when I get home though.
I don't know yet. I've been putting it off. Why is receiving and opening gifts so awkward?
$225 in prepaid visa
$25 Subway (take that NEETcucks)
All together $70 in Tim Hortons gift cards from various people.
candy, gift card (starbucks), deodorant pack and shampoo.
Just missing the lotto tickets.
>>25242384
What the fuck is open on Christmas? Isn't even McDonald's closed?
>>25242414
Call center for tech support.
Gotta help those retards connect their new hoverboards and refrigerators to the wifi.
>>25242430
brutal. I hope you have a nice atmosphere and some bitter camaraderie anyway.
>>25242414
I think McDonald's is open.
>>25242448
Oh I will. I had to work last Christmas and it was dead (1 hour between calls) and we got 1.5x pay the whole day. Pretty good time.
Xbox One from gf
$500 cash, kindle, new laptop, handful of books from my parents
Go kartin' from sister
>>25238493
There are much easier ways of smelling like Africa.
money, 2 hoodies
my asshole brother returned the video game i got him
he can get a wrapped turd next year
$150 Steam dollarydos, thermal socks, new slippers, and a copy of Redline on blu-ray.
Nothing. I'm jewish and estranged from my family.
I'm going to go have chinese food for dinner.
>>25242384
that fucking sucks
id call in sick
>>25242469
Man, I'd like to try being blacked, even just once. It must be pretty amazing.
>>25242521
When I said "no ifs ands or buts" that means any call ins whatsoever, no excuses.
Insta fired.
>>25238956
>>25238861
>>25238788
>>25238468
Hahaha
>2015
>Caring about gifts
What a bunch of cry babies, get a job and buy the gifts you want for your damn self
>>25242303
U stink bro and u need a shave
>>25242414
A lot of customer service and tech support is open on Christmas. Did one Christmas at one of my old jobs a few years back. Surprisingly busy but January's pay packet was nice and hefty.
It's literally the only thing I miss from that job.
I don't really understand gift cards. How it is better than cash in any way? It's probably even less thoughtful really. Might not even be a store you go to/ever want to go to. Only exception would be visa gift cards, those are fine.
>moved across the country last year
>made up an excuse so I don't have to see family this year
Feels awesome man. I got no presents, but I do got some pizza and liquor and all day today to spend with 4chan.
>>25242609
theyre just whiny fucks. theyre quiet and antisocial all day and then act surprised when nobody knows their interests
>>25242609
This. Years back I got gift cards for a chain store I generally don't shop at since they rarely have anything I really want. Was annoying.
>>25242636
Which is why you give cash instead. All stores take cash, even the really niche ones that cater to our limited interests.
>>25242430
Oh lawd. Examples of some stupid questions you get?
I'm the "techie" guy at work and for my family so I've been asked some stupid shit. I can't imagine doing that for 8 hours with the general public.
Someone shoved this through my letterbox.
Better than most years really.
>Got six of those fucking lynx packs
>Not even any chocolate to eat or gift cards
>Just six fucking packs of bodyspray
Fuck my shit up senpai.
Some lube and an Aneros.
>>25238449
1500 norwegian dollars and a cheese slicer
>>25238506
Buy this
http://www.taratainton.com/im-afraid-i-have-to-move-you-to-the-naughty-list-again.html
>>25242674
Always amazes me how popular sim games are over in Germany/Austria.
>>25242044
You can get over here. If ever there was a time to come, it'd be now. The libtards will welcome you with open arms. Then, just go wherever you need to from there.
A dildo, an onahole, some lube, a New 3DS, a PSVita, PSMD, SAO Lost Song, Miracle Girls Festival, a Webcam, and a Steam Gift Card. 10/10 Christmas.I'm Jewish
A pair of caligae and Evola's book on the Mystery of the Grail.
Feels traditional man.
>>25238449
I got a belt. Probably gonna use it to hang myself.
Merry Feelmas, robots
>$700, a few shirts and a scarf
Brety gud tbhfam
>>25239076
why would i just do something i don't enjoy? it's hard, i can't just have fun shooting an arrow with a bow. sure i would do archery if you paid me but not for free, it just doesn't seem appealing.
my parents asked me what i want and all i said was a gift card to the grocery store (to buy food obv). that's all i really spend my money on besides gas, rent, and drugs
how do i "just get a hobby"
>>25239076
I have hobbies, they're just too expensive for people to buy for. Things like riding motorcycles, guitar, etc. The cheapest thing I need for my bike right now is a new set of tyres which will cost $300+ so not a chance of a present and my guitar is in tip top shape and I don't need anything for it.
>>25243027
Who the fuck gave you Roman sandals?
Speaking of Evola though I bought myself Revolt and Crisis of the Modern World by Rene Guenon. My family doesn't celebrate Christmas.
>>25242940
But I'm in France, and yet the game is still (at least by looking at the box) localized.
I never knew how these studios survived, but now I know it's from parents buying it for kids who will never want it.
![2917485-7472408189-14031[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EMzVALn.jpg "2917485-7472408189-14031[1].jpg")
>>25242303
My NEET cousin gets that shit all the time and refuses to take the hint. It's hilarious.
I got half a pizza from my roommate. He went to a party last night and brough it back for me.
>>25241969
>gift cards for fast food
America come on
I spent between $500-600 on my two older brothers for christmas.
Feels good. Watching them open shit was the best feeling ever.
>>25238493
Who doesn't want to smell like a burning queer?
>>25242430
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
blozx
>>25241083
That fucking feel
I think my family hates me more and more every Christmas
so far $230 in cash from various aunts and uncles.
Nothing (so far at least). Not because my mom/family was unwilling to get me anything, but because I was frankly too lazy to put together a wishlist and sit down and think about specific things I might want.
I should get some prepaid cards which should suffice though
>>25241083
> tfw social anxiety
> tfw others expectations make it worse
> tfw u get a dissapointing gift and have to act like you like it
hell.
I got some random best seller book
1 pair of pajama pants
They're not even poor, they literally spent last week at Club Med in Mexico.
Worthless parents
i got a star war
>a fucking huge book with drawings of cooky inventions
>a poster with a fish on it
>a vacuum cleaner
>a nice cologne and aftershave set from Karl Lagerfeld
>6 ducks somewhere in Africa
>two retro silk ties
>a handmade brass inlaid wooden card deck box
>an ancient brass cup with what appears to be Aztec designs on it
>a hip hop inspired cookbook
>the virginity of an Asian cutie pie
Best Christmas in a long time.
>$100 gift card to the grocery store
>beef jerky
>boxers
some top tier quality chocolate but a flavor i don't even like
t-shirt with my uni logo on it
$200 check
>hot chocolate peppermint flavor (which i don't even like)
>headphones
meh
>>25242524
I can black you
Canada pls
Nothing lol
>all these spoiled white kids complaining about getting presents
Idk why I keep coming here
$275
Work pants and shirts
beanie with built in headlamp
A box camping supplies
10/10 just in time for the happening
>>25242467
>tfw had to bust my ass at part time job for minimum wage just to afford my Xbox one
>cat gets sick the day after I get billed
>$350 bill and cat still died
Fuck you and your happiness
>>25245567
Were you ever a boy scout?
>>25245590
nah I just grew up in the boonies so I got the Boy Scout experience without gettin diddled
gift card from my dad
socks and shoes from my mom
bretty good Christmas
>>25241969
>mcdonalds gift card
>>25245639
Lel
Boy scouts wasn't that bad
There were some faggots though
I got:
>A poncho like the man with no name wears in a fistful of dollars, etc..
>spurs for my boots
>a large amber jug
>penis enlargement pills
>250 pesos
>a cap gun and caps
>a couple decks of cards
>a silver dollar
I made out like a bandit, senpaitachi
>>25244676
>>the virginity of an Asian cutie pie
Greentext please
I don't have any friends and family. Nobody got me any gifts and I didn't get anybody gifts.
If you got a single gift or you spent the holidays with your family you're a normie. You need to leave this board.
>>25238449
100 bucks from my grandma and a dutch oven I can't use from my dad
the rest of my family hates my sister and I so...nothing.
>>25245744
why are you giggling, mcdonalds is uneconomical so the gift cards are worth less than their face value but if >>25241969 doesn't increase his consumption, the gift cards are indirectly worth ~$100 at least
if >>25241969 was a regular at mcdonalds and subway anyway they are worth $155
>got chocolate, deodorant and scented candles by my family
>bought myself a ps4 with bloodborne and until dawn
top heh
$50, SMT IV. Think I might buy myself some ceramic cats with the money.
> protein powder
> pre-workout powder
> Fitbit
> Star Wars Battlefront
> Fallout 4
> a jacket
> a toboggan
> a roll of Copenhagen
>>25242674
That actually looks pretty fun
Got a gift card to an arts supply store for my mom since she likes to paint and needs canvases etc. And bought some lottery scratchers for my brother and his girlfriend.
>>25243177
I've been getting it every christmas, and for one of my birthdays all I got was soap. I don't really stink desu senpai.
>dad gave me $500 a week before and said that was my Christmas gift
>bought myself a new mechanical keyboard and some aviators
>got money from both sets of grandparents
>monogrammed shaving bag from aunt
>Some shitty clothes from my mom
Could've been worse
>>25238449
>people still get gifts as adults
I haven't received a single christmas gift since I was 15, I thought it was just a kids thing.
My dad got me a prostitute for new years eve. Fucking seriously. He took me aside after all the other presents were opened and gave me her phone number.
I dont know what i should feel.
Literally nothing
>only people I talk to is a small group on steam
>buy them all games on their wishlist wanting to feel a bit less worthless
>get nothing back, not even a thanks from one of them
Might as well gift myself that helium tank I was looking up
>>25245899
>tfw no one checks your dubs
I'm a dandy poof who likes to dress fashionably. I got two pairs of distressed acid wash jeans and a giant fleece shirt. I'm probably returning the jeans if the store let's me. Who wears relaxed fit, distressed, or acid wash anymore? Especially all three in one?
>>25238449
>tfw I got a gift card, a box of chocolates, and deodorant
i pray for my swift end
