Merry Christmas, NEETs! Merry Christmas, wagie!
I can't believe it's Christmas already, the only day a year that you get off work!
I'd like to thank you, wagekeks, for paying for my fulfilling lifestyle. I couldn't do it without you.
So, my fellow NEETs, in this thread we shall appreciate all the hard work that our wage friends do for us.
I am truly greatful wagekeks!
And as always.
Another day, another dollar
>>25238240
>the only day a year that you get off work
How do you think employment works? I'm not back in work for another two weeks
I don't think most people even get off on Christmas. It really doesn't count unless you get paid for not having to work
>>25238271
>It really doesn't count unless you get paid for not having to work
Most jobs are like this, except shitty ones where you have to clock in
>>25238265
>How do you think employment works? I'm not back in work for another two weeks
I'm not back ever.
>>25238306
Does mommy and daddy still pay for your video games?
>>25238333
No, you pay for them wagekek
Uh, 'scuse me neet-kun. I work the 24th, 25th, 26th, as well as new year's eve and day.
>>25238347
You mean through your state benefits? Enjoy having scraps of money and never being able to buy what you want, when you want
>>25238363
I'm sorry to hear that, wage friend
Hurry now, if you're late Mr Shekelscrooge might make you work the day unpaid!
>>25238240
>the only day a year that you get off work!
I had to work christmas day. Thank fuck I'm done now
>>25238381
Enjoy being a slave with no purpose in life you pathetic cuck
>>25238425
Kek how was it?
>>25238509
I work at a suicide crisis call center so pretty busy. Pretty sure some people who would make good robots called
Really wanted to go home though, it was tempting to just call them faggots and tell them to do it
>>25238425
I am at work right now, but at least I am getting paid double time
>>25238435
>Implying staying at Mommy and Daddy's house, eating junk food, play vidya and watching MLP has more purpose then going out and working like a man...
"Come on guys it's christamss maybe the wagies and neets should forget their differences for one day of festive christmas cheer"
and so it was. a Christmas miracle! for one day neet and wagies alike stood outside and held hands to sing carols in the snow. knowing the wage wars would rage on the very net day/. a little christmas magic in the air had carried off all their worries! the neets cared not for purpose and the wagies not for the strain of labor. if for but one day they were all the same! they all smiled knowing in their hearts the magic of christmas had come to town...
>>25238240
Here's /r9k/'s Christmas card of this year.
>>25238240
ThisChristmas is very merry.
>>25238533
>I work at a suicide crisis call center
can you greentext a convo with an average client?
>it's 4 AM Christmas day and I'm at work
>>25238533
>working at a suicide call center on christmas
JESUS CHRIST
>>25238533
>I work at a suicide crisis call center
No you dont
Thank you wagekeks, I am very greatful for all the work you do for me and Mr Shekelscrooge
I can't wait to go to subway and get a delicious subway sandwich made specially for ME by a professional sandwich artist.
I'll be sure to give the wagie a tip and an extra-smug look.
Merry Christmas wagekeks
Merry Christmas Shekelscrooge
Merry Christmas NEETfriends
>>25238600
>going out and working like a man...
HAHAHA
>>25238566
>double time
But what does Christmas mean if you have no one to share it with?
Smug Christmas to my fellow NEETs!
>>25238840
D-don't I have you guys..?
I had to work last Christmas, and every holiday.
I am master-race now, though.
>>25238850
Merry Christmas NEETfriend
Merry Christmas NEETs and slaves!
It's me Mr Shekelscrooge! Hahaha!
Wagekek! Get back to work or you're fired, and if you're late you'll be working new years unpaid!
Infsct, why don't I give the NEETs today's wages!
You're telling the police? Good luck goy I paid them off anyway
Hahaha!
Merry Christmas NEETs!
>>25238240
>in this thread we shall appreciate all the hard work that our wage friends do for us.
>>25238435
>Enjoy being a slave with no purpose in life you pathetic cuck
That didn't last long did it?
>neetcucks will never know the feel of being rich
it's okay neetcucks, once your parents die off (which is soon btw) maybe you'll have to get a job then. then you get to work for me.
How much can you guys make in USD per month with NEETbux? I'm seriously asking, I'm trying to decide if I wanna do that for a while.
Mfw got fired a few days before christmas
Wagecuck reporting in. I used to dream about getting autismbux but it's not easy even if you're honestly mentally fucked up. Please spend my taxes on a rifle so you can become a normie killing saint and free me from this hell.
>>25239458
NOOOOOOOOOO!
They'd just sperg out in the interview for McAmerifats and never get hired.
Their future is bleaker. The 70's gave us homeless vets, now we'll get homeless obese animefaggots
Yesterday was so horrible for you neets wasn't it? Auntie and grandma kept asking you about getting a job and getting a gf. Repeat today and tomorrow. How can you not kill yourselves?
>>25239578
I used to be a superior NEET and am now a wagecuck.
Ten million times happier now.
If your job sucks get a better one that you like. NEETing makes you miserable as fuck.
>try to create a thread were wagekeks and NEETs get along
>it turns into another fight like always
I just wanted to have a good Christmas with all of you...
>>25239895
Don't you see?
The wagecucks will never find satisfaction being a slave, and lash out at everyone else in an impotent effort to feel like they have any power over their life choices.
>>25238284
>most jobs are like this, except the majority that arent
Shaddap, you.
>>25240293
Hold me please
I just wanted a merry Christmas
thanks wagekucks!!!
You're both living shitty lifestyles. I worked my ass off for two years, now I can live off of the interest my fat stacks make.
>the only day a year that you get off work!
For fuck sake, at least put in some effort when you make your b8. Nonetheless, ,merry christmas NEET.
>>25240370
This, desu.
>>25238435
>>25238333
>>25238381
>>25238600
If your dad were any kind of man, he wouldn't have knocked up a poor woman. All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. Needing a job means your parents didn't work hard enough, or theirs, or theirs, to keep their line sustainable under capitalist investment without working. Your only job should be managing wealth. Wage slavery is degeneracy. It's for poor people.
Merry Christmas from a trustie.
>>25240467
My dad was starting his own business but passed away. My mom used the money to buy a house but she was dogpiled by like 10 retarded kindergarden and broke her back, causing her to be out of work for two years and making her put the house for sale. This was during the recession so she had to sell for like 1/4th of value. She's also still in the entry level position of her job even though she has 30 years of experience. When I asked her why she doesn't go for supervisor positions she says she doesn't want the responsibility. How degenerate is my family, family?
>>25238754
Please post a bigger version of this.
>>25240600
I'm not a fan of dissing moms, but....
Your mom is a lazy piece of shit. On par with a 40 bag boy, because responsibility is soooo hard.
>>25240600
See, that's what I mean, poor people shouldn't have kids. And by poor I mean still having to work. Why would you give birth to a child so he can slave his whole life and then die? I mean, I'm glad people do it, it pays my bills, but holy shit what a dumb idea.
>>25239368
stay dry mr. skeltal
... is this really how robots think working works?
>>25242593
Why don't you tell me how it works, wage slave?
>>25238240
>the only day a year that you get off work!
Actually everyone i know is working today except me kek
>>25242746
Nope! You're not worth the time.
>>25238417
Lol i love this. How much do you useless shits get per month?
Currently am siting at a 5.5k euros monthly running a hotel kitchen doing jack shit, bossing around for 8 hours a day. Yes it it is 7 days a week but the top tier pc is here, so is the food, clothing, a car (no gf well ugly but will pay for one don't give a shit i can afford it) and a all around bonuses.
I am looking for when 45+ ill will be settled for life, while you shits will eat in the public kitchens and praying not to get evicted. When 20= a Neet when above 30 a social problem.
You won't be so interested in anime or manga when 40y old.
>>25243032
Hehe implying your time has any value beyond putting money in my pocket. Get back to work and keep buying shit you don't need, I want to take two international vacations this year.
>>25243237
As if bragging on an image board is getting you anywhere
You're clearly angry and that's why you're even posting you salty wagecuck
>inb4 baited xDDDdddd
>>25238754
I kinda want to read it
>>25240600
Damn, now this is some good old-school elitism. In the 19th century having to work WAS looked down on by the rich.
Still, you could do better. The giveaway that your line originates in worthless filth is the "capitalist investment" part.
That's the thinking of the children of grasping merchants who jumped up to wealth in the 18th/19th century. It's another form of degeneracy.
The true old school way is to despise any form of commerce at all as for peasants. Your superiority comes from your blood and your land. "Capitalist investment" is for the worthless money-changers who serve you.
>got to go to my wagekek labor pit in an hour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25238435
Oh, COME ON, Mr. NEET! You're usually so much more clever! That's what you're finishing on?
Guess posting the same three times a day is wearing on you, huh?
You should have asked Santa for a life, dude.
>>25238240
>tfw working today and tomorrow
Kill me
*BUUUUUUUUUURP* ahh thats some good fucking cookie
m'christmas everyone
I am fucking depressed as fuck, but hey man it could be worse, why the fuck am I depressed?
>have gf
>gives me gifts
>loves me
why do I need anymore than this? I should be happy.
Even on Christmas, neets are angry and envious.
>>25243312
Haha ha hahahahahhhhhhahahahahah
>>25243813
>family having so much wealth that their wealth generates more wealth than they would ever get through wage slavery
>degenerates
Bourgeoisie detected.
